MedStudent

Yeah, I'd love to be the OFFENSIVE COORDINATER for Walpole High School. The guy isn't even the head coach of a high school team in some shithole of a town in Massachusetts. Todd Collins would trade lives with me if he had the chance.

Staubach is a good choice. Staubach was also extremely successful in business and is far and away the richest current or former NFL player. I would have liked to have been him if I didn't have to act like him. He was too strait laced. I would have wanted to bang the hottest chicks I could have gotten. Staubach literally married his high school sweetheart before he became a star.

Turkeys are pretty cheap anyways. Especially when you consider how many meals you get out of that bird. Now a Prime Rib dinner (been having them for xmas dinner the past few years), I'd enter a raffle for.

If I knew I could kill anyone and get away with it. I would hire myself out to the Ukrainians and take out Putin. I wouldn't come cheap. If they didn't pay me enough, I might see if the South Koreans would pony up some cash for me to take out that North Korean kook.

Fock those Teslas. I'll keep on driving my gas guzzling 1974 Pinto.

Good for you man.

That's focking depressing. You turned into me and I turned into you. I married and divorced. One kid. 4. I'm good with the kid. But I just couldn't take the wife. She focken drove me crazy with her dumbness.

What's the biggest change?

You still pissing off Red Sox wives at Fenway?

Just checking to see if this place is still alive.

I don't know which team will win this but I know the first team to get knocked out. Budweiser.

I’m out. I just have too much on my brain these days to put in the proper time.

I was kind of surprised with wild card byes too. It did not effect me. We could go with 2 divisions and the 2 division winners get the bye.

My comment was not about your offer. It was a general comment. I probably missed your offer because my email address attached to the league is not my main email address and I don’t start thinking about fantasy football until closer to the draft.

FYI - For trade offers to me. The fact that Aaron Rodgers or Dak Prescott are sitting on my bench has no bearing on their value. I never understood the logic of people who offer me one of their scrub bench people for a top player at their position and use the logic that I am not starting them anyways.

When is the draft? What do I owe and to who?

Wow, decided to check in on the league. Just in time. Let me go cut some stiffs.

Bonilla got a guaranteed no risk 8% interest. That's a pretty sweet rate. The stock market carries a risk. He was getting 8% during the financial crisis. The Mets deferred 5.9 million over 24 years and it will end up totally 29.8 million. Why did the Wilpon's do it? Because they thought they were getting 15% interest on investments with Bernie Madoff. That didn't work out too good. Deal Winner=Bonilla Loser=Mets.

Kat Fancy on the Clock!

Indians especially. If you see an Indian woman driving, pull off to the side of the road like you would if she was driving a fire truck with her siren blaring.

She is getting killed by the press. This is a ploy to get people talking about this instead of the real problems with the city and her lack of answers. She cancelled her subscription to the Chicago Tribune because they were critical of her. The black skinned mayor has thin skin as well.

She listens to the people. she’s not a fraud like Trump.

I don’t really have strong opinions either way on this one and don’t know all the details. But what’s the story behind the provision about not allowing someone to give water to a person waiting in line?

Nothing damaging will come of it. Trump will claim the CIA is hiding stuff back and offer proof with a video of a black cleaning lady emptying a trash can. Giuliani will headline a rally in the Parking Lot of Hilton Dog Groomers where he will point toward the Pentagon and proclaim "Out here, due process is a bullet!" (later he will say he did not incite a riot he was just spouting a movie quote). Trumpers will march to the Pentagon and sh1t their pants when they see what's waiting for them. The End.

The most-accepted Chicago meaning is a word that comes from the Algonquin language: “shikaakwa,” meaning “striped skunk” or “onion” According to early explorers, the lakes and streams around Chicago were full of wild onions, leeks, and ramps. 🧅