The Elevator Killer

Well we couldn't count on you to do it.

Neighbor called in the wellness check. Again, where were the kids?

I was waiting for that. You fall to whenever you don't have a comeback. But I don't want to keep you from failing at planting explosives at a Tesla dealership.

Dude. The Geek Club is home to Hall of Fame trolls. You are our Carrot Top.

So you only talk to your parents when you need money Bitcho?

Where were his 3 kids. None of them tried to call dad in the time it takes for a body to mummify? If my dad was worth $80 million I would be checking in. Plus was recovering from an injury. One kid instantly said she thought it was carbon monoxide. That seems an odd thing to do the day that you find out your dad died.

Is he sitting on it like Humpty Dumpty?

Delousing?

For $50 million I could live with that. I'm already a wh0re for free.

We're cool.

Well that's no reason to kill him. They could have sent him to Big Gay Al's Big Gay Animal Sanctuary.

Voted for Trump 3 times

But what if it's someone I like? Oh I forgot I'm old so I hate everyone. Off with their heads.

2 other dogs didn't die. The whole thing is just weird.

For what it's worth. Both bodies were partially mummified and pills spilt on bathroom counter where the wife's body was found per Daily Mail. https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-14443973/Gene-Hackman-betsy-arakawa-bodies.html

I remember watching JFK's funeral on TV. I was only 4 so I didn't know what was going on, but I remember watching it.

Gronk denies he's coming out of retirement. https://www.foxnews.com/sports/rob-gronkowski-addresses-rumored-nfl-return-report-links-him-broncos

It will be just like Miami.

I hate you Owen Wilson. I don't even know why. I just do. Now go jogging so I can try to run you over again.

The first thing to market will be some sort of pemus inplant for old men. I can't wait!

So sad. Yet Owen Wilson is still with us. Life is not fair.

I worked in Cape Canaveral a lot. We would watch the shuttles take off from the ships in the port.

I was in Tampa. I walked outside and could see the smoke trails of the two booster rockets splitting up.