The Elevator Killer

Retreat to the crying closets!

That sounds like him. LOL

I think you were confused by the Nobody past here sign

Now I know why people block you.

Ewe!!!

I guess you've never seen one in the hands of a new bride trying to cook. Deadly.

Raw meat has a whole other meaning in San Fran.

Raw meat. Roast beef maybe, but hamburger? Maybe 30 years ago.

Edjr on his way to pick up an 8 ball.

Oh no! Bye Jerry! Bye! Don't give up hope. Rusty and Gutter escaped, although not without damage. You can too!

Please keep your sex life to yourself.

That's a tale that I'm to old to tell. I only have so many years left.

Even if the oceans don't rise, the fat chicks on water skis coming back down is doom.

Billions more like it. Very few survivors if any.

Do you know what kind of tsunami would hit from the oceans falling back to earth?

The cats will be ok. But the others? Hit and miss.

Gather around children and hear the tale of Mephisto. A tale that is as old as the board. Mephisto. Think Tony Soprano in a bad mood. One day there was a thread. "How do you like your steak cooked." I simple question, but back at a time when men took their steak seriously, not like today where young men can't tell the difference between a porterhouse and a McRib. The debate began and soon turned into a war of words. The words ended when Mephisto threatening to kill the other poster. In most cases, you would shrug it off, but with Mephisto, you thought, "Oh that's not good. I wouldn't want to be that guy." So Mephisto was banned. The very first person to be banned from with wild west that was the Geek Club at that time. He hid in a Sanctuary, where he lured the best posters and then held them captive, cursing the Geek Board to the state you see today. So be respectful, or he may lure you away.

"It's the Rapture. I'm one of the choos...Uh oh."

True. I'm in bed by then on most nights.

That's me except for the drinking and I'm old as

I respect what Punk did. It was the Disco era and the producers had taken over. They didn't need artist any longer. Take the theme to I Love Lucy and add a back beat. Punk artist took back the music and gave it back to the artist. Anyone that helped shut down disco are heroes in my book.

https://www.newser.com/story/381548/nasa-confirms-first-known-failed-galaxy.html Astronomers say they've finally spotted something they've only talked about in theory: a "failed galaxy" made mostly of dark matter and gas, with not a single star in sight. NASA has nicknamed the object "Cloud-9," describing it as a starless, hydrogen-rich cloud dominated by dark matter about 14 million light-years away. Researchers have long suspected such structures existed—essentially dark matter clumps that never gathered enough gas to ignite stars—but this is the first confirmed example, according to NASA. The team says Cloud-9, described in Astrophysical Journal Letters, offers a fresh look at how galaxies might have formed, or fizzled, in the early universe, per CBS News. First flagged three years ago, Cloud-9 was recently scrutinized with the Hubble Space Telescope, which found no stars inside. That absence is exactly the point, says lead investigator Alejandro Benitez-Llambay of the University of Milano-Bicocca, who calls it "the tale of a failed galaxy," adding that "in science, we usually learn more from the failures than from the successes." The cloud's core is made of neutral hydrogen spanning roughly 4,900 light-years, with hydrogen alone totaling around a million times the mass of the sun. The dark matter component is far larger—about 5 billion solar masses—prompting team member Andrew Fox to describe Cloud-9 as a "window into the dark universe." Cloud-9 is one of nine gas clouds on the outskirts of the nearby spiral galaxy Messier 94, but it stands out as smaller, denser, and more spherical than its neighbors and appears physically linked to that galaxy, NASA says. Its existence suggests there may be many more small, dark-matter-heavy structures lurking unnoticed, usually drowned out by the light of nearby stars and galaxies. Astronomers plan additional surveys to hunt for similar objects and to test ideas about dark matter, galaxy formation, and the conditions of the early cosmos. As for Cloud-9 itself, NASA notes it may not be finished evolving: if it keeps accumulating gas, this failed galaxy could one day turn into a real one.

Sorry. I got distracted from the General throwing things at me.

Don't be throwing that at me. This isn't a WNBA game.