The Elevator Killer

Well if you watched the games you would know the play calling was horrible. You have a glut of receivers but all the OC wants to do is give the ball to Bucky. I'm not defending Baker, but we have other needs. A new OC. Pick a position on the defense and it's a need. Yeah the offense did not live up to the hype. I don't have a lot of hope going into next season.

Before what?

He's the least of our problems. The defense thought they were playing flag football.

Yep. Just as well. It would be one and done in the playoffs. They did not live up to expectations this year. All year it was "just wait until they get healthy." They got healthy and still sucked.

Sux goes to a local house and asked the madam what the rates are. She said $50 and $100. He said let me have the $50 deal. She leads him into an empty room and closes the door. A small door slides open and a duck comes waddling out. Sux figures he paid his money so he has his way with the duck. The next week he goes back and takes the $100 deal. The madam leads him into a room with people sitting in chairs. Sux takes a chair and a curtain opens so he is looking into a room with 2 people going at it. Sux leans over to the guy next to him and says, "This is pretty hot." The guy responds, "You should have been here last week. They had some guy focking a duck."

Give the devil his due. Naked gay guy had a shark lock onto his arm and killed it by smashing it against a reef and then ate it.

I guess we would have to not watch something else.

Oh no. What am I going to do with all these green dildos?

I think we should run with this. Not an Asian. You'll be hungry again in half an hour.

They escape during the rinse cycle. But only one of the pair.

Why can't they just leave Elvis alone?

Baz's Elvis Presley in Concert at IMAX Feb 20

And you want to stick those fingers in my mouth to teach me how to whistle? No thanks.

I start my vacation tomorrow so I just wanted to wish you all a happy holiday.

MikeMatt Thunberg?

I forgot to sign in as Bad Santa. The Pope would even work.

Yep. I'll be sliding down your chimney tomorrow night.

Happy it's over

Black Beard

I've been seeing a lot of Hells Angels do good deed stories on YouTube. So many that it makes me think someone found something that generated clicks and just started making stories up. Maybe not.

Oh no. People I have no interest in seeing will refuse to play there.

I've got a naked gun for Jayne.

Sadly my old butt is both now.

My arse disagrees with the end of your statement. It never occurred to me that they may be from a gay culture.

Hey Mang. There's some old dude in a funny suit giving out tamales on the corner. Let's go get some.