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The Elevator Killer

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  1. Even if the oceans don't rise, the fat chicks on water skis coming back down is doom.
  2. Billions more like it. Very few survivors if any.
  3. Do you know what kind of tsunami would hit from the oceans falling back to earth?
  4. The cats will be ok. But the others? Hit and miss.
  5. The Elevator Killer

    I know what’s missing from the current bored. See inside.

    Gather around children and hear the tale of Mephisto. A tale that is as old as the board. Mephisto. Think Tony Soprano in a bad mood. One day there was a thread. "How do you like your steak cooked." I simple question, but back at a time when men took their steak seriously, not like today where young men can't tell the difference between a porterhouse and a McRib. The debate began and soon turned into a war of words. The words ended when Mephisto threatening to kill the other poster. In most cases, you would shrug it off, but with Mephisto, you thought, "Oh that's not good. I wouldn't want to be that guy." So Mephisto was banned. The very first person to be banned from with wild west that was the Geek Club at that time. He hid in a Sanctuary, where he lured the best posters and then held them captive, cursing the Geek Board to the state you see today. So be respectful, or he may lure you away.
  6. "It's the Rapture. I'm one of the choos...Uh oh."
  7. The Elevator Killer

    I know what’s missing from the current bored. See inside.

    True. I'm in bed by then on most nights.
  8. The Elevator Killer

    I drink this everyday

    That's me except for the drinking and I'm old as
  9. The Elevator Killer

    Let's talk about punk rock!

    I respect what Punk did. It was the Disco era and the producers had taken over. They didn't need artist any longer. Take the theme to I Love Lucy and add a back beat. Punk artist took back the music and gave it back to the artist. Anyone that helped shut down disco are heroes in my book.
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    Nasa finds first Failed Galaxy

    https://www.newser.com/story/381548/nasa-confirms-first-known-failed-galaxy.html Astronomers say they've finally spotted something they've only talked about in theory: a "failed galaxy" made mostly of dark matter and gas, with not a single star in sight. NASA has nicknamed the object "Cloud-9," describing it as a starless, hydrogen-rich cloud dominated by dark matter about 14 million light-years away. Researchers have long suspected such structures existed—essentially dark matter clumps that never gathered enough gas to ignite stars—but this is the first confirmed example, according to NASA. The team says Cloud-9, described in Astrophysical Journal Letters, offers a fresh look at how galaxies might have formed, or fizzled, in the early universe, per CBS News. First flagged three years ago, Cloud-9 was recently scrutinized with the Hubble Space Telescope, which found no stars inside. That absence is exactly the point, says lead investigator Alejandro Benitez-Llambay of the University of Milano-Bicocca, who calls it "the tale of a failed galaxy," adding that "in science, we usually learn more from the failures than from the successes." The cloud's core is made of neutral hydrogen spanning roughly 4,900 light-years, with hydrogen alone totaling around a million times the mass of the sun. The dark matter component is far larger—about 5 billion solar masses—prompting team member Andrew Fox to describe Cloud-9 as a "window into the dark universe." Cloud-9 is one of nine gas clouds on the outskirts of the nearby spiral galaxy Messier 94, but it stands out as smaller, denser, and more spherical than its neighbors and appears physically linked to that galaxy, NASA says. Its existence suggests there may be many more small, dark-matter-heavy structures lurking unnoticed, usually drowned out by the light of nearby stars and galaxies. Astronomers plan additional surveys to hunt for similar objects and to test ideas about dark matter, galaxy formation, and the conditions of the early cosmos. As for Cloud-9 itself, NASA notes it may not be finished evolving: if it keeps accumulating gas, this failed galaxy could one day turn into a real one.
  11. The Elevator Killer

    Bored Grade So Far This Year

    Sorry. I got distracted from the General throwing things at me.
  12. The Elevator Killer

    Bored Grade So Far This Year

    Don't be throwing that at me. This isn't a WNBA game.
  13. The Elevator Killer

    Peanut butter pool

    Well that's a waste of a half a teaspoon of peanut butter.
  14. The Elevator Killer

    Peanut butter pool

    Let me in that peanut butter pool!
  15. The Elevator Killer

    Peanut butter pool

    So you are a minor?
  16. The Elevator Killer

    Peanut butter pool

    Did you just admit that you are not of age?
  17. The Elevator Killer

    Best frozen wings

    I have a jar of Hooters sauce in the fridge right now.
  18. The Elevator Killer

    Best frozen wings

    Hooters are my favorite wings also. Really they are the only wings I eat any longer.
  19. The Elevator Killer

    Bored Grade So Far This Year

    Just keep tasting until you get the the creamy part.
  20. The Elevator Killer

    Peanut butter pool

    He pretends he doesn't like it. But he does.
  21. The Elevator Killer

    Megyn Kelly is.

    Just my type.
  22. The Elevator Killer

    Peanut butter pool

    And a Catholic.
  23. The Elevator Killer

    Bored Grade So Far This Year

    We need that about as much as Richard Gere needs a gerbil to hire a lawyer.
  24. The Elevator Killer

    Peanut butter pool

    Thats cool. You can call me Daddy.
  25. The Elevator Killer

    Peanut butter pool

    That I answered in the post above yours. Maybe you should take one of those speed reading courses.
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