The Elevator Killer

Sung to the tune of Money for Nothing. Now look at them geeks, that's the way you do it, Post on the Geek board constantly. We ain't working, that's the way we do it. Get our money for nothing and the curlies for free. We ain't working, let me tell you these guys aren't dumb. Every one of us is a member of Mensa, We split the atom for fun. Some people wonder why sometimes I disappear "He's a secret agent or connect to the Mob." The truth may get me banned. Because I sometimes actually do my job. We ain't faggots, even if we wear mascara or have a butt plug in our buns We would all throw our hotdog down Old Maids hallway But she's really Burt so she doesn't have one. On 911, Giants Fan stopped the Germans from attacking He taught Air Jordan how to dunk He told Bruce Jenner to get some boobs like Wilzone If he was on the Titanic it wouldn't have sunk. We can join the Sanctuary But you have to make the cut. They say they porno, But when I was there the only thing I saw Was a live feed of Swerka's butt. Now my Boss wants some coffee, but that will have to wait. Bunny posted about pooping in the laundry And Sux make a pie using Shake and Bake. Now look at them Geeks, That's the way you do it Post on the Geek Board Constantly We ain't working, That's the way we do it. Get our money for nothing and the curlies for free We aint working That's the way we do it We work less than Dr. Phil's barber Too busy posting to do a single thing. We don't answer the phone, We just let it ring. I want my... I want my.... I want my FF Today Tee. I want my I want my I want my FF Today Tee We Aiiiiiiin't working.

https://www.cnn.com/2020/06/23/us/bill-cosby-appeal/index.html So they let women testify about past abuse that had nothing to do with the charges. Judge screwed up it looks like.

Ashes to Ashes is where Bowie reveals that Major Tom was a junkie.

Let's see her get a hard on.

For a very short time. It ended when she found out I was 17 and still in high school. Denise Diamond. I still remember her name. LOL

And this isn't kidnapping or Unlawful imprisonment or whatever because?

That's awesome man. You have every right to be proud.

https://www.themanual.com/culture/best-boxing-fights-in-history/ Here is a link to some other great fights.

We had a team outing at one just before the pandemic. Go carts. Batting cages. 2 game rooms. Crappy pizza, but they had beer so it wasn't a total loss.

https://www.google.com/url?sa=i&url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.pinterest.com%2Fpin%2F436919601328526422%2F&psig=AOvVaw031SS-c_F7-hFi55dMuMgO&ust=1615565246185000&source=images&cd=vfe&ved=0CAIQjRxqFwoTCODqkeLPqO8CFQAAAAAdAAAAABAQ

Yes that's much worse than passing a 2 Trillion Dollar Rona Relief bill where only 9% goes to Rona relief and the rest to Blue States.

Hell yeah. And Bewitched. I'll even take a black and white Mary Tyler Moore. Well with Mary at least we have the rape scene from Change of Habit. But it's meh.

You used to could tell that it was a deep fake because they didn't blink. They have fixed that so it's tough to tell

Sniffles Play House.

Trannymania! Tranny Savage vs. Buffalo Bill. "Don't you hurt my dog."

Canceled. International Non Gender Specific Humanoid Day.

Geek Meet!

I guess the Kardashians didn't pee today or this story would have been bumped.

That was about the time that I signed up. I remember the 9/11 threads. I think I heard about the first plane hitting in the Geek Club. I thought oh some small plane. When the second one hit then it was OH SH!T.

Mine too, but I don't know when. I had a couple of names before I settled on TEK.

Who could that have been?

Cafe Bustelo Espresso.