The Elevator Killer

Magic Fingers Vibrating Beds in motels.

Strippers?

She probably sees the Philly area code and thinks it's Will Smith.

Ask Jennifer Lopez.

Asian captain. No he was very proud of it. Usually the Asian ships had top shelf beer, so I was I little shocked to get a Billy Beer.

Back when I worked on the waterfront, I went on a ship and the captain asked me if I was wanted a beer. Sure. He brought back a warm Billy Beer. I had to drink it because I didn't want to insult him. Horse piss would have been better.

All 5 at the same time. That's one of the reasons I'm "The Most Interesting Man in the World."

Too much information.

True, but I have my own comeback happening.

Gather around children and hear the tale of Mephisto. A tale that is as old as the board. Mephisto. Think Tony Soprano in a bad mood. One day there was a thread. "How do you like your steak cooked." I simple question, but back at a time when men took their steak seriously, not like today where young men can't tell the difference between a porterhouse and a McRib. The debate began and soon turned into a war of words. The words ended when Mephisto threatening to kill the other poster. In most cases, you would shrug it off, but with Mephisto, you thought, "Oh that's not good. I wouldn't want to be that guy." So Mephisto was banned. The very first person to be banned from with wild west that was the Geek Club at that time. He hid in a Sanctuary, where he lured the best posters and then held them captive, cursing the Geek Board to the state you see today. So be respectful, or he may lure you away.

I think I saw him outside of WAWA asking people for tree fiddy.

And where would we throw our green dildos then? Oh yeah, Soccer.

Based on the current geek club, I think I'm pretty safe thinking I'm above average and if I'm not I probably won't figure it out.

Suddenly I'm craving a car baked cookie.

Do not go into gay protests. You are not going to change their minds. Can you say the same? Let's not find out.

Hey. My eyes are up here you Feet Freaks.

Mr. Panties does!

Seafoam with touch you. You have to be better looking than Rosie.

Ewe! Ewe! Ewe! That does not make that image any better.

Like women you have sex with.

I'm getting a frying pan and hope for the best.

Retreat to the crying closets!

That sounds like him. LOL