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The Elevator Killer

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  1. The Elevator Killer

    Shoplifting

    IDK. That's the darkest gator I've ever seen. I didn't even know Compton had gators.
  2. The Elevator Killer

    Rock & Roll HOF...why?

    Happy Birthday Elvis!
  3. The Elevator Killer

    Shoplifting

    Guess the color.
  4. The Elevator Killer

    Shoplifting

    GTC.
  5. The Elevator Killer

    Cancel Hilton Hotels!

    Meanwhile inside the hotel.
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    You can’t say we didn’t warn you…

    You didn't warn me. There. I said it.
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    EMF causing 9er injuries

    He was quoting the EMF song.
  8. The Elevator Killer

    Ken Jennings- Wait….

    Well Sheldon's girlfriend might be returning.
  9. The Elevator Killer

    2026 Death Pool standings spreadsheet...

    That would explain the feathers in her hair.
  10. The Elevator Killer

    Time and aging

    Honestly he just beat me to it.
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    You can’t say we didn’t warn you…

    I saw him in concert when I was like 12. I say saw because i couldn't hear him over the 10,000 screaming 13 year old girls.
  12. Then just how did those flying monkeys get in you a$$?
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    Tim Walz Drops Bid for Third Term - Amy Klobuchar May Run Instead

    Let's not forget that the first time Trump was elected, not only did the Dems lose their minds, but the Reps did also. The money behind them all was pissed that they didn't get one of theirs in office and was asking, "How did this happen? Fix it!. The Reps only jumped on board with Trump when they realized it was the only way to get re-elected. They are all whores on both sides.
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    Why do I want to call every skinny white dude Henry?

    Did you name your pemus Henry?
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    A moment of silence

    What about when Sally Struthers ate Africa? What about that!
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    Punchlines only

    Surprise! Surprise! Surprise! That ain't my finger either!
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    What if Trump is the incarnation of an archangel? (Not a political thread)

    Choosing between the lesser of two evils sums up just about every election. It's do want to get screwed this way or that way.
  18. The Elevator Killer

    You want to talk some jive?

    That was lit!
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    What if Trump is the incarnation of an archangel? (Not a political thread)

    Just as well. I mean how far can he fling poop with those little front legs?
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    What if Trump is the incarnation of an archangel? (Not a political thread)

    Well I guess the singing kind can throw poop too.
  21. The Elevator Killer

    What if Trump is the incarnation of an archangel? (Not a political thread)

    The singing kind or the poop throwing kind?
  22. The Elevator Killer

    Have you ever taken a nap...

    Yes. On top of your mom.
  23. The Elevator Killer

    Your 2026 NFL Playoff Predictions

    I knew they should have never worn those orange uniforms.
  24. The Elevator Killer

    Your 2026 NFL Playoff Predictions

    Point taken. And Baker did not play well after week 6. But neither did anyone else. It was a total collapse team wide.
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