The Elevator Killer

One morning I went to get into my car and there was an open gash from the front door to the truck area. It looked like someone took a giant can opener to it. Cops come out and I show them the car. I'm sure they were thinking, "Yeah sure. You just found it this way." They go to the next door neighbors and not only did they see it happen, they filmed it. An ambulance was leaving their house and hit my car and the two became entangled. The ambulance kept going back and forth until they got loose of my car. The city took care of the damage and gave me a rental while my car was in the body shop.

I can claim both.

We never die.

None will come close to Elvis dying for me. John Lennon would be next. I guess I would go with Eastwood.

Yeah, so you can hear all the stories about when he and Gloria would go to Golden Coral. "She would yell 'Shrimp' and wave them around to show everyone. And then she would wave around the shrimp."

Well yeah. Wasn't she like 13?

Nope. Both can get laid.

I was driving one day and saw a bunch of them in a park. Why? Keep that crap inside.

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There's one character still out there that I thought would be gone in the first or second round. Someone's going to get a steal.

Keep your sex life out of this.

Actually they were fired from the studio for those reasons. As they were walking out together Burt told Clint that he felt really bad for him. Clint said, "Why? You got fired too." Burt responded "Yeah, but I can learn to act. But you cant do a damned thing about that Adam's Apple."

Full retirement age so I can still work with no penalty.

I start getting my benefits in May.

A Miracle on 34th Street. It always gets me in the Christmas spirit no matter the time of year. King Kong. Frankenstein The Creature from the Black Lagoon.

I had a few drinks with Dusty in Tampa.

1 That Meglamaniac is really FFMike or That Peenie is a blue haired white woman from Vermont. 2 That SUX has more cats that Seaform's IQ score or That Rusty ghost wrote Blank Space for Taylor Swift. That Edjr sold his life story to Family Guy that became the character Quagmire Or That Weepaws has masturbated to Blaire White videos. Feel free to add your own What's More Likely.

Yeah that timeline sounds right

Every Election.

Yeah. I only know because it happened in this area so it was in the news. OD I believe.

Was. She died.

Damn that Rudolph and elf that wanted to be a dentist! Damn them!

There's a lot of things I forgot about the 70s. It was the 70s.

The memory of the history that it once was and the heartbreak of what it's become.