The Elevator Killer

I've been trying to decide if you just stopped maturing at 11 years old or if you are actually 11 years old. You just confirmed to me you are 11 years old. This place is too mature for you, (something seldom said here.) I know you must get bored being stuffed in a locker all day so you post here. But be more selective. All your posts have nothing to do with the subject of the thread because that would require original thinking, so you just post gibberish hoping for some attention. Do your parents not pay enough attention to you? Do they disapprove of all the Twilight posters on your wall? I'm going to do something that I've never done in the 25 years that I've been coming here, I'm going to put you on ignore because I now feel bad that I was beating up on a child.

I own you so much that you should be asking for reparations.

Why don't you call your dad and see if he will buy you a clue or can he hear you from the basement? You're too stupid to realize that you are constantly being trolled by a number of people here. Everyone sees you for the buffon that you are are. And the funniest part is that you really think that you're good at this. You're not witty . You're not smart. You contribute nothing but gibberish. You may be the saddest excuse for a Geek In the history of the board so you have that going for you.

Well we couldn't count on you to do it.

Neighbor called in the wellness check. Again, where were the kids?

I was waiting for that. You fall to whenever you don't have a comeback. But I don't want to keep you from failing at planting explosives at a Tesla dealership.

Dude. The Geek Club is home to Hall of Fame trolls. You are our Carrot Top.

So you only talk to your parents when you need money Bitcho?

Where were his 3 kids. None of them tried to call dad in the time it takes for a body to mummify? If my dad was worth $80 million I would be checking in. Plus was recovering from an injury. One kid instantly said she thought it was carbon monoxide. That seems an odd thing to do the day that you find out your dad died.

Is he sitting on it like Humpty Dumpty?

Delousing?

For $50 million I could live with that. I'm already a wh0re for free.

We're cool.

Well that's no reason to kill him. They could have sent him to Big Gay Al's Big Gay Animal Sanctuary.

Voted for Trump 3 times

But what if it's someone I like? Oh I forgot I'm old so I hate everyone. Off with their heads.

2 other dogs didn't die. The whole thing is just weird.

For what it's worth. Both bodies were partially mummified and pills spilt on bathroom counter where the wife's body was found per Daily Mail. https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-14443973/Gene-Hackman-betsy-arakawa-bodies.html

I remember watching JFK's funeral on TV. I was only 4 so I didn't know what was going on, but I remember watching it.

Gronk denies he's coming out of retirement. https://www.foxnews.com/sports/rob-gronkowski-addresses-rumored-nfl-return-report-links-him-broncos

It will be just like Miami.

I hate you Owen Wilson. I don't even know why. I just do. Now go jogging so I can try to run you over again.

The first thing to market will be some sort of pemus inplant for old men. I can't wait!

So sad. Yet Owen Wilson is still with us. Life is not fair.