The Elevator Killer

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Hey. My eyes are up here you Feet Freaks.

Gather around children and hear the tale of Mephisto. A tale that is as old as the board. Mephisto. Think Tony Soprano in a bad mood. One day there was a thread. "How do you like your steak cooked." I simple question, but back at a time when men took their steak seriously, not like today where young men can't tell the difference between a porterhouse and a McRib. The debate began and soon turned into a war of words. The words ended when Mephisto threatening to kill the other poster. In most cases, you would shrug it off, but with Mephisto, you thought, "Oh that's not good. I wouldn't want to be that guy." So Mephisto was banned. The very first person to be banned from with wild west that was the Geek Club at that time. He hid in a Sanctuary, where he lured the best posters and then held them captive, cursing the Geek Board to the state you see today. So be respectful, or he may lure you away.

Mr. Panties does!

Seafoam with touch you. You have to be better looking than Rosie.

Ewe! Ewe! Ewe! That does not make that image any better.

Like women you have sex with.

I'm getting a frying pan and hope for the best.

Retreat to the crying closets!

That sounds like him. LOL

I think you were confused by the Nobody past here sign

Now I know why people block you.

Ewe!!!

I guess you've never seen one in the hands of a new bride trying to cook. Deadly.

Raw meat has a whole other meaning in San Fran.

Raw meat. Roast beef maybe, but hamburger? Maybe 30 years ago.

Edjr on his way to pick up an 8 ball.

Oh no! Bye Jerry! Bye! Don't give up hope. Rusty and Gutter escaped, although not without damage. You can too!

Please keep your sex life to yourself.

That's a tale that I'm to old to tell. I only have so many years left.

Even if the oceans don't rise, the fat chicks on water skis coming back down is doom.

Billions more like it. Very few survivors if any.

Do you know what kind of tsunami would hit from the oceans falling back to earth?

The cats will be ok. But the others? Hit and miss.