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Blitzen

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  1. Blitzen

    Favorite One Hit Wonder

    The Cult a 2-hit wonder? Do you have to try to be this stupid or is it a natural talent?
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    everyone adds a sentence, we make a story.

    More like 'Alias Death'....give it up man. You trying to pass off the way you post as someone else is like the Nanny trying to pass off the way she talks as someone else. Not gonna work. You've been able to stay away from frozen dinner descriptions so I'll give you that.
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    Childhood hobbies?

    Of course, the Good Guys are led by the white ball and the Bad Guys are led by the black ball. RACIST!
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    everyone adds a sentence, we make a story.

    After being alerted by Voltaire of Mahan Day's devious plot, Blitzen shows up on his moose at Mahan Day's house and punches his dad in front of his family, then gives his mom a shocker, but not before buying some sweet little African jewelry.
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    everyone adds a sentence, we make a story.

    Billy's mom hears him whimpering in his sleep and wakes him up. Billy tells her he just had the weirdest dream where his life story was being written out on a lightly traficked internet football forum. The idea was spawned by a pedophile who saved people during 9/11. Billy's mother slaps him across the face to try to finally wake him up. Alas, Billy is awake but has lost his mind.
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    Pacific Rim

    Just saw it with my son. Tons of cliches, not exactly Oscar winning acting but it was decent summer fare. Liked it more than IM3 and as far as monster movies go, it's much better than Cloverfield, although I realize that isn't saying much. Don't go in with major expectations and you'll be entertained. I'd go 6-7 out of 10. Pretty sure though that if Michael Bay had made it, it would get panned but since Del Toro made it, it's getting better reviews.
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    Pacific Rim

    It's like the Transformers meet Godzilla.
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    7th beer experience

    MDIAFP
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    How to get free, unlimited lives on Candy Crush

    I thought it was easier to just erase that boring ass game.
  10. So I guess none of them are getting fired, right? Or made to pay at least for part of the equipment? Silly me.......
  11. They'll get bonuses for acting so promptly to prevent the spread.
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    Two Truths, One Lie

    Yep....but a cop actually stopped me because I was speeding with 30 dozen roses in a 81 Prelude. But he figured I was making a delivery to a florist and just told me to slow down instead of ticketing me. He was wrong - I was growing roses for research then and bringing a bunch home to my family.
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    Two Truths, One Lie

    When in elementary school, we went on a mountain hiking trip during late Fall/Winter and I slipped on an ice patch and started sliding down a slope and if I hadn't reacted quickly enough, to grab hold of a rocky outcrop, I would have fallen off a cliff about 100-150 feet. I was once ticketed in Toronto for speeding while carrying 30 dozen long stem roses in a 81 Prelude. Despite being an unabashed carnivore at the time, I once gave a series of vegetarian cooking lessons to a bunch of housewives and single wimmin in the late 80s to help a friend out.
  14. The great freetraders strike again!
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    The US National Strategic Raisin Reserve

    I see what you did there.
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    The US National Strategic Raisin Reserve

    What amazes me is that the guy at the head of it can talk about it without laughing. He must have ninja training.
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    watch before its deleted (egypt)

    The Bush Brotherhood
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    tiki - enough bush

    mahan bush
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    Replace a Movie Title with Bush

    The Bushes of Wrath
  20. Maybe the Habs can get him for a 7th rounder now.
  21. That was epic funny....he'll get lynched for those comments.
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