bostonlager

Wow, if this is a real post and not an attempt to get attention, I'm sorry man. Poooosay aside, I hope you've recovered well and are happy in life.

Bump

Start it up.

Well go ahead and tell us about the biggest one too.

You're trying to say Jesus Christ invented batteries?

I just called some po-dunk fire department in West Virginia and after about 15 rings I get a recording that says they're not able to come to the phone right now. What do those in WV do in the event of a fire?

About 12 hours if sexing your fist counts.

No, I dialed their direct line. If I dial 911 I will get the Cincinnati FD.

It wasn't an emergency. I just needed to ask them about some stats on their fire trucks.

How about a pair of Arabian glasses?

She made mention of that too.

No, she actually made comment of all the video games, but I quickly changed the subject.

Being "that guy" in the bar isn't always that bad if you don't do it all the time. I actually met a girl in a bar last weekend and brought her back to my place. I popped Gears of War in and showed her my chainsaw moves and shes been blowing up my phone all week.

Morning bump.

Morning bump.

This even sounds ghayer... but go to this website, www.askmen.com. Read the articles by Doc Love. Again, everyone can call me a phag for it, but what the guy says makes sense. You must have an easy going, care free attitude and present yourself as a challenge.

I agree with this post 100%. All of the women I've had a serious relationship with just "fell into my lap." During the times when I was "looking" for a relationship I pushed too hard. Just sit back and relax and something will happen (Yes I know that sounds ghay, but I believe it).

Anyone out there want to take over for ED?

Is there anyone close to getting this achievement?

This is how I was going to do the 2nd round. 2 brackets of 3.

Late Game will end Wed. at 10:00am EST. TEAM A 1 Male Serious Movie Role lieutenant frank bullitt 1 Female Serious Movie Role the bride- uma thurman in kill bill 1/2 1 Male Serious TV Role the 6 million dollar man 1 Female Serious TV Role angela lansbury - murder she wrote 1 Male/female Funny Movie Role black knight - monty python 1 Male/female Funny TV Role mary - something about mary 1 Cartoon Character optimus prime 1 Sidekick huggy bear - starsky & hutch (tv) 1 Horror/Bad guy/villian klown emporer - killer klowns from outer space 3 Flex Characters gort - robot from the day the earth stood still 4 Flex Characters ash (from evil dead i/ii & army of darkness) 5 Flex Characters greg the bunny TEAM B Male/Serious/Film: William H. Bonney - Young Guns Female/Serious/Film: Barbara 'Barb Wire' Kopetski - Barb Wire Male/Serious/TV: Jack Bauer - 24 Female/Serious/TV: Amanda Woodward - Melrose Place Male or Female/Funny/TV: Al Bundy - Married With Children Male/Funny/Film: Steve Stiffler - American Pie Cartoon: Eric Cartman - South Park Sidekick: Gilligan - Gilligans Island Horror/Villian/Whatever: Michael Myers - Halloween Movies Three (3) Flex Characters: Carl Spackler - Caddyshack Ferris Bueller - Ferris Bueller's Day Off Seth Gecko - From Dusk Til Dawn TEAM C Bugs Bunny- Cartoon Character Andy Dufresne-Shawshank Redemption- Male Serious Movie Role Kato, Sidekick to The Green Hornet- Sidekick Ace Ventura: Pet Detective- Male/female Funny Movie Role B.A. - The A- Team- Male/female Funny TV Role Valerie Malone - Beverly Hills 90210- Female Serious TV Role Damien - the omen- Horror/Bad guy/villian MacGyver- Male Serious TV Role Lara Croft - Tomb Raider- Female Serious Movie Role Flex: Keyser Söze/The Usual Suspects Winston 'The Wolf' Wolfe/Pulp Fiction Pee-wee Herman PW's Big Adventure/Playhouse

2nd round brackets will be posted later today.

Anyone want to take ED's place?