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Kanil

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  1. JFC, why don't you two just fock and get it over with?
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    UK / KU get focked by committee

    I didn't think KU and UK would suck as bad as they do. Stupid lame teams ruining my prognostications.
  3. Kanil

    Share your desktop!

    TYVM
  4. Kanil

    Share your desktop!

    I cant post mine from work but where did you get that background? I like it and want it.
  5. Kanil

    Other Tax Shoes Begin To Drop...

    My wife works for a small company that tutors children (mostly in reading but other subjects as well). The owner of the business had said that if this bill passes, she will have to shut it down. Yesterday my wife found out that the company is being sold (to one of the other employees) and her services may not be needed any longer. I'd like to issue my personal thanks to the people who pushed this bill through even though the simple majority of American citizens did not want it. While we did not rely on my wife's income (it was less than she would have made as a public school teacher) this will put a serious dent in our lifestyle. But hey, at least the lazy focks that have not had a job in 7 years mooching off the welfare system will have health care!
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    "Winnie" is pregnant

    Fock
  7. Kanil

    Just Curious

    In a heartbeat. I love my country but $10m is life changing.
  8. Kanil

    which story is best?

    #3
  9. What happens if they level us and use reverse psychology?
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    UK / KU get focked by committee

    I just came from the future. Duke beats both KU and UK on the way to the championship. Sorry if I just ruined the tourney for you guys.
  11. Kanil

    Tournament Pick'em On Yahoo

    In! PS - I wear a medium Mike. TIA.
  12. Kanil

    Craziest fact that you can proove!

    "Avatar" was the first half of the story. "Avatar 2 - Unobtanium, OBTAINED" is the part where they come back and kill all the indians.
  13. Too much work to beat the rake at 2/4 limit. Go to MGM 1-2NL. Soft and much more profitable.
  14. Kanil

    The Oscars are BS

    Unobtainium? Really? Cmon... this d!ckhole wasn't even trying to make a good movie. He won in the categories that he should have. Visual effects, cinematography and art direction. When it comes to best picture, the story is part of the equation and when you mail it in like Avatar did you don't even deserve to be in the running (it wouldn't have been in my top 10).
  15. Kanil

    Who has a focked up sleep pattern?

    Sounds like we've located the problem then.
  16. Kanil

    Why do personal checks still exist?

    Because the stupid outdated USPS still exists. They only accepted checks (2 separate) or money orders (again, 2 separate) for my passport application yesterday.
  17. Kanil

    Bonuses Get Paid Today

    I get mine one week from today. 4.65% (would have been higher but we missed our sales goal by $4m :*(***
  18. Kanil

    CTRL+V game!

    activex killbits
  19. Kanil

    Half Time show

    I kept waiting for them to mess up and sing "Senior Wasteland".
  20. Kanil

    Can I count on you fock heads

    Right thumb... right handed
  21. Kanil

    Superbowl Recipes?

    2 parts Rosarita refried beans 1 part Kraft 2% (cuz it's healthy!) mild cheddar Microwave/mix
  22. Kanil

    Zombieland

    Best... cameo... ever!
  23. Kanil

    I think it is time to lose 20 lbs

    I was thinking circumcision.
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