George Carlin

How dare you rip off my routine you motherfocker

Appreciate the reminder. I will be right back, have to go like my posts.

I will stab you in your sleep.

You are so focking dead to me.

alsobeingdeadsucks

I died on edjr's birthday. The man that loved me more than anyone else. I even know he cried when he found out I died. George Denis Patrick Carlin (May 12, 1937 – June 22, 2008) Have a happy New Year.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IWp9fL8ghDU

Sailing isn't a sport, sailing is a way to get somewhere. Riding a bus isn't a sport, why the fock should sailing be a sport?

In 1991 edjr went to one of my shows and fell asleep too. He left saying it was one of the worst shows he had ever seen in his life. edjr later in life realized he was far too immature to understand my humor. the older edjr got, the more he appreciated what I had to say. it takes a certain sense of humor and wisdom to understand a lot of my comedy.

Are you going to dress up as Gallagher too?

Posty is completely humorless, what is your excuse?

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“If you can't beat them, arrange to have them beaten" “If God had intended us not to masturbate he would've made our arms shorter” “One can never know for sure what a deserted area looks like” “I have as much authority as the Pope, I just don't have as many people who believe it.” “Just cause you got the monkey off your back doesn't mean the circus has left town.” “Fighting for peace is like screwing for virginity” “The reason I talk to myself is that I'm the only one whose answers I accept” “The very existence of flame-throwers proves that some time, somewhere, someone said to themselves, You know, I want to set those people over there on fire, but I'm just not close enough to get the job done.” “The most unfair thing about life is the way it ends. I mean, life is tough. It takes up a lot of your time. What do you get at the end of it? A Death! What's that, a bonus? I think the life cycle is all backwards. You should die first, get it out of the way. Then you live in an old age home. You get kicked out when you're too young, you get a gold watch, you go to work. You work forty years until you're young enough to enjoy your retirement. You do drugs, alcohol, you party, you get ready for high school. You go to grade school, you become a kid, you play, you have no responsibilities, you become a little baby, you go back into the womb, you spend your last nine months floating... ...and you finish off as an orgasm.”

Surprisingly good flick. I give it 3.5 out of 5. Adam Sandler did an amazing job of acting. Most guys that just have one schtick could never have pulled it off. "I'd like one adult and one f@ggot"

I have just received conformation that edjr is going to do a lilttle speech in honor of me and will play some of his favorite clips during his DJ gig Wednesday night.