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Not only did I meet him, I interviewed him and wrote a story about him.

Project much? You can't accept the fact that Biden won fair and square, and even Clownzo's own judicial picks - right up to his three Supreme Court justices - agreed and found no significant election fraud. The most looney tunes conspiracy theorists - Qanon - sit squarely on the far right. There is zero evidence of China trying to interfere in our elections, and even far-right news sources are reporting that Russia and Iran tried to interfere. You just seem to soak up the alt-right rhetoric and refuse to research outside the box you've created for yourself. But this is how Biden got elected, because the independents and those closer to the middle - many of whom voted for Clownzo in 2016 - got tired of the baloney, held their collective noses and voted him out. The whole 2016 election was more about keeping Cankles out of office rather than Clownzo being such an awesome leader and candidate.

You're a strange, paranoid little man juiced up on conspiracies and alt-righty misinformation.

Do you like Russia and Iran trying to meddle in our elections?

Well, it's the top story on your beloved Newsmax: https://www.newsmax.com/politics/election/2021/03/16/id/1014055/

That brings me joy! I want to get to know the man behind the Hand! Is there a Mrs. Hand?

Absolutely! You should be happy for me!

Nah, 80 million Americans put Biden in office. Thank God!

Russia, Iran meddled in 2020 elections https://news.google.com/articles/CAIiEF0lHGxLGkt8MLXO64suAhQqGQgEKhAIACoHCAowjsP7CjCSpPQCMM_b5QU?hl=en-US&gl=US&ceid=US%3Aen Guess they wanted their little toadie Clownzo to stay in power.

They sounds like our cats when they're hungry in the morning.

Now Mr. Hand, earlier in this thread, just a few posts up, you said this in your exact words: Not only did you express happiness for the joy I receive from my posts, you encouraged me to continue pursuing this line of enjoyment. You can't have it both ways, Mr. Hand!

It was four years ago in May Sergeant Posty taught Mr. Hand and to play He'd been going in and out of style Now he's tired, boring and vile So may I introduce to you The tired act you've know for years Sergeant Posty's homely Mr. Hand He's Sergeant Posty's homely Mr. Hand You prolly won't enjoy the show Sergeant Posty's homely Mr. Hand His posting show's he's kinda slow Sergeant Posty's homely, Sergeant Posty's homely Sergeant Posty's homely Mr. Hand He's miserable to be here Thinks everyone's a troll But deep inside his misery He wants to ride Trump's pole He wants to ride…

I'm more focused on what I can do with the lyrics from the main song from the musical "Oklahoma!" Oooooookla stoma, where the wind ... You want to have a crack at it?

As much as I absolutely despise jerryskids, I couldn't go there. alsojustkidding. I lurve teh jerryskids.

OK!

Out on the forearm for forty days Last night in Little Rock put him in a haze Sweet, sweet Connie, doin' her act She had the whole show and that's a natural fact Up all night with Freddie King He got to tell you, poker's his thing Booze and ladies, keep him right As long as he can make it to the Geek Club tonight He's an American Hand He's an American Hand He's comin' to your town He'll help you party it down He's an American Hand Four young chiquitas in Omaha Waitin' for Mr. Hand to return from the show Feelin' good, feelin' right, it's Saturday night The hotel detective, he was outta sight Now these fine ladies, they had a plan They was out to meet that sexy Mr. Hand They said, come on dude, let's get it on And they proceeded to tear that hotel down He's an American Hand He's an American Hand He's comin' to your town He'll help you party it down He's an American Hand He's an American Hand He's an American Hand He's comin' to your town He'll help you party it down He's an American Hand He's an American Hand He's an American Hand He's comin' to your town He'll help you party it down He's an American Hand, wooo He's an American Hand, wooo He's an American Hand, wooo He's an American Hand, wooo

Jane Fonda would be ashamed of you.

He's just a Hand. There is a lot to work with, but he's not the full package. Hell, I have two hands, but yet that's not like having an outside hand. I hereby declare you as my top booty-call choice, and Hand will be my second-hand back-door man. Unbelievable!

Can we just get a hotel room soon? Imma bout 2 pop.

Iran is the fourth word in the sentence you quoted. Your BDS is attacking your eyesight. Seek help.

It's all going to be OK. America has elected an honest, smart and empathetic man who has our country's best interest at heart. Our nightmare is over and sunning his orangey man burbs in Florida. Soon, them burbs will be behind bars, where his bleached poophole will bring joy and satisfaction to inmates of all races, ages and sizes. God bless our great nation!

I'd give you a pedicure if you changed your name to Mr. Foot.

Yes, Mr. Hand? Does that Hand need ... a manicure?

Biden tax plan targets filthy rich and greedy corporate America https://finance.yahoo.com/news/biden-eyes-first-major-tax-060001525.html?soc_src=social-sh&soc_trk=ma Glad he's looking our for average Americans instead of licking rich pooholes.