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Favorite Door Stopper

What is your favorite door stop?  

8 members have voted

  1. 1. What is your favorite door stop?

    • Rigid rod with bumper
      0
    • Spring with bumper
      2
    • Rubber wedge
      0
    • Rubber bumper on wall
      1
    • I was told there would be bacon
      5


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It's difficult to say...

 

For sheer effective wall blemish prevention I prefer the rubber wall bumber circles.

 

For entertainment value, nothing beats the SPROOOOOOOOOOOOOIIIIINNNGGG sound of the spring with bumper bend-and-release

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I prefer the severed head of collie

 

A certain collie owner might be offended by this, so I kept my head reference generic to avoid any hurt feelings.

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For entertainment value, nothing beats the SPROOOOOOOOOOOOOIIIIINNNGGG sound of the spring with bumper bend-and-release

You are the wind beneath my wings.

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I was going to say Swerski, but that approaches the line of an insult, so I will not say it.

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A certain collie owner might be offended by this, so I kept my head reference generic to avoid any hurt feelings.

My great respect for you would surely dwarf any feelings of offense.

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I was going to say Swerski, but that approaches the line of an insult, so I will not say it.

 

Besides being an insult, it's kind of illogical, as you would only be able to open the door an inch or two, kind of negates the purpose of a doorstop, I'm just saying. It's probably best for all of us to just avoid this line of thinking, and concentrate on the choices presented in the poll.

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A certain collie owner might be offended by this, so I kept my head reference generic to avoid any hurt feelings.

 

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Nothing in there suggests one can't be offensive :bench:

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Your MOM!!!

 

Pow. The first "Your Mom" joke since the return. :doublethumbsup:

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Your MOM!!!

 

Pow. The first "Your Mom" joke since the return. :doublethumbsup:

Moon Landing!

 

Pow. The first "Moon Landing" joke since the return. :huh:

 

Sure it makes no sense. Pot, kettle, yada yada.

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This is the kind of quality thread that will be the norm once people realize that there is more to good message boarding than simply making up thread titles like, "If Drobeski was God" or "Does this make me gay".

 

Kudos to Brinett for thinking outside the box. :doublethumbsup:

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This is the kind of quality thread that will be the norm...

Don't say that....

 

:doublethumbsup:

 

please don't say that...

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