What was the greatest ever on this bored ?

[Dr. Octopus 0]

Moz' own - "ALL ABOARD"

[parrot 789]

Another vote for Dale Earnhardt.

 

Also, early on TK's Acronymphomania! threads were pretty uh... killer.

[Chronic Husker 85]

- Footballgirl's "Dog Stole My Panties" thread.

 

 

Wasn't Footballgirl. Dunno who it was, though.

[MrSpanky 0]

hands down, no question

 

 

the link to

 

 

LIBBY HOELER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[cgod 0]

Burt using TNG's handle to post about being interested in a gal at work?

[da_budman 0]

my two favorites not already mentioned..... almost anything by mookie...especially uncle doug and the milk bet......

 

and least we forget .... the one the only...our prophet from afar....ken8080

[Mephisto 15]

This Old Thread series

...and Meph constantly coming on in aliai and begging Mike for forgiveness! Craptastic

 

No... my favorite part of that (at least it made me laugh) was repeatedly re-registering and announcing that Mike HAD forgiven me, [over]professing my thanks for him doing so... only to be banned again mere hours later... I think in one case, it was minutes.

 

Adding: Tarheel Boy meeting Barry Sanders.

[BearcatRob 0]

From a pure entertainment standpoint, the brazillian webcam girl blows away just about anything. I believe credit goes to Bearcat Rob or something like that.

 

 

My moment of glory!

[shovelheadt 68]

nafxaj's attempt to pass me off as a porno producer and hook me up with one of his office sluts was fairly interesting.

[dirty dug 0]

No... my favorite part of that (at least it made me laugh) was repeatedly re-registering and announcing that Mike HAD forgiven me, [over]professing my thanks for him doing so... only to be banned again mere hours later... I think in one case, it was minutes.

 

Adding: Tarheel Boy meeting Barry Sanders.

 

And Tarheel getting so upset at UNC basketball that he threw his tapes down the driveway and ran over them, hilarious.

 

And there was always the obligitory Tarheel's wife reference after the picture of them was posted!

[Ravens 03 0]

nafxaj's attempt to pass me off as a porno producer and hook me up with one of his office sluts was fairly interesting.

 

This could have worked out really well you know.

[brinett9 0]

"Ask Terri Schiavo a question."

 

Strumey's "*** OFFICIAL Sneaky Cell Phone Pics Of Girls' Butts Thread ***"

 

All the nafxaj Office Gal threads.

[m_c_meyer 0]

Mookie/Uncle Doug Story

 

Not really a post, but Mephisto's posts in his profile about the Stranger, Dirty Sanchez, Upper Decker, etc...

 

And of course, the Great Steak Debate thread

[Mephisto 15]

Was it nafxaj who was arranging for the audiotaping of his boss? It’s a shame that I thought the set-up was pretty f’ing hysterical but can’t remember the details…

[shovelheadt 68]

This could have worked out really well you know.

 

I did talk to her on the phone, but she dissed us later that night.

[paulinstl 296]

Harrison8080's thread about Manning where something was wrong with is keyboard and the message came out garbled, yet sounding hilarious.

 

The Teen/Sex Board jihad...The bidniss end of a Louisville Slugger, Thor the german shepherd wearing oven mitts.

 

Swerki's story about coworker Kumar and his constipation.

[Burt 44]

You guys got my 2dgsfkn, Libby Hoeler and posting as TNG threads, but you forgot my best one....the dog with the perpetual hardon!

[Giants Fan 85]

Someone, somewhere has a PDF of the 9/11 thread. I used to have it. It is not lost.

 

Of course, I'd hafta vote for ... after Dika mortgaged the Saints for Ricky Williams ...

 

RICKY WILLIAMS WILL BE A BUST!

 

Being the first of GFIAP's Rookie bust picks. For those of you who listened .... you're welcome.

 

[RLLD 3,928]

The Father's Day Thread....hands down...

[Kadaver 0]

Meph vs. Kadaver (resulted in Kadaver being banned) for the factor.

 

It actually resulted in both of us getting banned.

[Giants Fan 85]

Call it whatever you want ... it's a Hummingbird.

 

[supermike80 1,599]

I personally liked when the majority of the geeks called out PH and finally told her she was NO WHERE NEAR as hot as she thought she was.....

 

I think even a geekette or two chimed in as well. That was quite entertaining. She is gone now(probably hiding behind an alias).

 

Every time she said "underfrillies" I wanted Mike to ban her from the bored

[dirty dug 0]

It actually resulted in both of us getting banned.

 

Royal Slave is back?

 

[Mephisto 15]

It actually resulted in both of us getting banned.

 

If I'm not mistaken, we're both still banned.

 

I still wish we could have agreed that your prognostication articles followed closely by my critique of your prognostication articles were funny as fock. Too bad…

[Kadaver 0]

Seeing as how we're both posting, I don't think we're both still banned.

 

I still wish we could have agreed that your prognostication articles followed closely by my critique of your prognostication articles were funny as fock. Too bad…

 

[Kadaver 0]

Royal Slave is back?

 

 

I pop in from time to time, but I'm not exactly a regular.

[zmanzzzz 1]

what does 2dgsfkn mean?

 

or

 

the bored wars.

[kilroy69 1,159]

Libby Hoeler is by far the best EVER.

 

Call it whatever you want ... it's a Hummingbird.

 

BTW,Its still not a god damn humminbird.

 

[dirty dug 0]

I pop in from time to time, but I'm not exactly a regular.

 

Welcome "home"

 

PS: Our Raiders are going to suck donkey balls this year, I fear. OL is horrendous, IMO, especially the tackles.

[VikesNation 0]

How Ju-day got a AC unit dropped on her head= pretty damn funny

 

Someone getting killed is not pretty funny. HTH. Cyric would chime in here if he could, but it did happen for real. He was in touch with her sister and her mom for a long while through that ordeal...

 

Interesting reply here by CN.

 

:Sherlock:

[RLLD 3,928]

Have you ever crapped yourself? thread

 

Nothing beats the story of the turd bouncing out and skidding across the deck into the hot tub.

 

[Greedo 13]

My vote might be CMT's haiku-only thread.

[Call me...Tim? 0]

No... my favorite part of that (at least it made me laugh) was repeatedly re-registering and announcing that Mike HAD forgiven me, [over]professing my thanks for him doing so... only to be banned again mere hours later... I think in one case, it was minutes.

 

 

If anything was great about you being banned, and many things were, the best way my registering the handle Mephito and constantly pretending I was you. It was better than when I used ot post as smartass.

 

 

My personal favorites might be (in no order)

 

The thread where the masses revolted when Mike went on vacation and made torrid the mod for the day;

 

Kadaver and Mephisto getting mutually banned;

 

Tarheel going off, for the last time, on Rattlesnake;

 

Haiku Flamewar II: This Time It's Personal[i/];

 

Each of the 2 times that BXGM got run off of the board; and

 

The time Old Man's Nipple told the story about almost chocking to death on pizza as his life passed before his eyes.

[Slobknocker 0]

Nearly every jihad.

 

It's heartwarming how all the retards can put aside our differences and work together to wreak havoc elsewhere.

 

Or if someone was getting a divorce and the soon to be EX was going to take the kids far away. No joking just the facts on what to do

[Kadaver 0]

Welcome "home"

 

PS: Our Raiders are going to suck donkey balls this year, I fear. OL is horrendous, IMO, especially the tackles.

 

I'm certainly not optimistic. I think 8-8 is achievable with this schedule, and I think the defense has made real strides everywhere but DT. I don't understand cutting Danny Clark, though, and I think trading away Hamilton and Gabriel was stupid if the compensation is not a lot greater than what's being reported.

 

You doing the WCOFF this year?

 

Yes. You?

[Captain Allen 0]

The guy who said he was a pro player but ended up being a fishing boat captain was pretty good too.

 

 

 

What NFL player am I? Let's see how good your memory is.

[LTMarks 0]

QUOTE(Mungwater @ May 9 2006, 03:29 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>

 

The guy who said he was a pro player but ended up being a fishing boat captain was pretty good too.

 

 

What NFL player am I? Let's see how good your memory is.

 

this was classic because the boat captain got caught in real time when someone googled his AOL email.

 

Also, what about when "Timmy" had a streak of about 80% correct NFL predictions going for a couple months. And he kept referring to himself in 3rd person.

[Chronic Husker 85]

Interesting reply here by CN.

 

:Sherlock:

[TylerRoseFan 16]

The responses to tubgirl?

 

GTG

 

Sippah

 

Rusty outed as indycoltsfan

 

there are many more

[lagarzlebrew 0]

I can't believe no one has brought up the steak thread.

 

Focking newbies.

 

Seriously, though, I think the best thread ever in the history of FFToday was the 9/11 thread. That thing was amazing.

 

 

Agreed. I remember watching the news all day and getting updates on the board about that. (Under a different name which password I have lost). That gets my vote.