I have a couple of questions about skinnydipping in a lake.

[silverhammer 0]

If a woman agrees to go skinnydipping with a man (and 3 others) does the man automatically assume he's getting laid by her?

 

Any of you ladies ever had fish bite at your nips while skinnydipping in a lake?

Any of you men ever had fish bite at your thing while skinnydipping in a lake?

 

And lastly, does anybody actually go skinnydipping? When was the last time?

[D'ohmer Simpson 0]

Never ever go skinnydipping in a lake. Most lakes have a parasite that when you pee will travel up your you-know-what and lodge itself in there. They also have sharp barbs and they can't be pulled out.

 

 

And yes, he expects some.

[phillybear 366]

Have any men or women out there been mistaken for manatees, and were beaten with boat oars, and skinned for their pelts?

[p.man 7]

I might tend to think that there could be a little action after the swim. If not, I like the idea of thinking there could be.

[Electric Mayhem 35]

If the woman specifically requests that the guy go, then I would say yes.

 

As for getting nibbled... no

 

Oh, and please remember about shrinkage. Do not judge that book by that cover.

[Toro 1]

If a woman agrees to go skinnydipping with a man (and 3 others)

 

Are the 3 others also men?

[D'ohmer Simpson 0]

Any of you men ever had fish bite at your thing while skinnydipping in a lake?

Not me. Fish usually bite on flys and worms. They stay away from pythons

[Patriotsfatboy1 1,432]

Never ever go skinnydipping in a lake. Most lakes have a parasite that when you pee will travel up your you-know-what and lodge itself in there. They also have sharp barbs and they can't be pulled out.

I think that you only have to worry about candirus if you are in the Amazon. So take special note to not skinnydip in the Amazon.

[silverhammer 0]

me = 33

a girlfriend of mine = 31

her boyfriend = 34

girlfriends sister = 29

neighbor = 27

 

We're coming home from a club in Fairfax taking girlfriends sister to Reston. Neighbor says let's go skinnydipping. So we walk down to Lake Anne. Neighbor disrobes first and I see why he wants to skinnydip. He is not circumcised and looks to be 5-6 inches not aroused.

[Toro 1]

me = 33

a girlfriend of mine = 31

her boyfriend = 34

girlfriends sister = 29

neighbor = 27

 

We're coming home from a club in Fairfax taking girlfriends sister to Reston. Neighbor says let's go skinnydipping. So we walk down to Lake Anne. Neighbor disrobes first and I see why he wants to skinnydip. He is not circumcised and looks to be 5-6 inches not aroused.

 

are you a dude?

[kutulu 1,659]

me = 33

a girlfriend of mine = 31

her boyfriend = 34

girlfriends sister = 29

neighbor = 27

 

We're coming home from a club in Fairfax taking girlfriends sister to Reston. Neighbor says let's go skinnydipping. So we walk down to Lake Anne. Neighbor disrobes first and I see why he wants to skinnydip. He is not circumcised and looks to be 5-6 inches not aroused.

 

 

So who had sex with who?

[silverhammer 0]

So who had sex with who?

 

 

The rooster is having sex with the hen and the chicken!

[RunRastaRun 0]

He is not circumcised and looks to be 5-6 inches not aroused.

 

 

It's impolite to stare.

[Big_Pete 0]

Save the skinny dipping for swimming pools or natural springs.

don't do it in a lake, thats just gross. Too much fish ###### in there.

Yes, he is expecting to get some.

And last but not least, no, I don't do the skinny dipping thing anymore, after all, this isn't the 80's and early 90's anymore. If I get naked in a pool or hot tub, it's with only 1 other girl, and we only do it so we can fock in the pool (not so much in the hot tub, thats a bit too hot, but we fock later) it's an erotic thing to be naked for an extended period of time with the opposite sex. Thats the whole reason skinnydipping was invented.

[silverhammer 0]

are you a dude?

 

 

 

[D'ohmer Simpson 0]

Neighbor disrobes first and I see why he wants to skinnydip. He is not circumcised and looks to be 5-6 inches not aroused.

b/c he wants to show off his small wang?

[Toro 1]

 

Are you???

[p.man 7]

So who had sex with who?

 

I'm sure it was her and the girlfriends sister who had sex with the neighbor.

[Timinator 0]

Skinnydipping? Hell, a man always expects tio get laid.

[ilovemustachios 0]

I have gone skinny dipping but it was with a bunch of dudes and the fish indeed bit my nipples

[cgod 0]

I have gone skinny dipping but it was with a bunch of dudes and the fish indeed bit my nipples

That wasn't the fish.

[phillybear 366]

That wasn't the fish.

 

There aren't many fish in a hot tub.

[swamp dog 0]

group skinny dip? that's just a little...weird.

[cgod 0]

So based on the criteria in the thread there were enough people that this would qualify as an orgydip right?

[Jeff Garcia 8]

Never ever go skinnydipping in a lake. Most lakes have a parasite that when you pee will travel up your you-know-what and lodge itself in there. They also have sharp barbs and they can't be pulled out.

And yes, he expects some.

The good thing is most guys are unable to pee with a boner anyways.

[Electric Mayhem 35]

Ah yes. The "any reason to show off my big member" skinny dip.

 

They are in with their own thingys.

[phillybear 366]

Link

 

Woman missing after evening swim in S. Jersey lake

 

A woman disappeared last night in a Millville lake after going swimming with two friends.

 

The three had jumped into Union Lake from a pontoon boat, which then drifted away from them.

 

The friends made it back to the boat and urged the woman on, but she went under and never surfaced, the friends told police. Police believe she drowned.

 

She has been identified only as a 24-year-old Estell Manor resident. Authorities will continue to search today.

 

The Cumberland County lake is known for fishing and boating.

 

Skinny dipping. Good times, good times.

[D'ohmer Simpson 0]

The good thing is most guys are unable to pee with a boner anyways.

Further proof that God hates us ~ the morning need to pee with morning wood. Doing a hand stand and trying to hit the toilet is hard

[Brown Eyed Girl 1]

me = 33

a girlfriend of mine = 31

her boyfriend = 34

girlfriends sister = 29

neighbor = 27

 

We're coming home from a club in Fairfax taking girlfriends sister to Reston. Neighbor says let's go skinnydipping. So we walk down to Lake Anne. Neighbor disrobes first and I see why he wants to skinnydip. He is not circumcised and looks to be 5-6 inches not aroused.

 

4 girls, 1 guy = Ok to skinnydip

1 girl, 4 guys = Not Ok to skinnydip

[kutulu 1,659]

4 girls, 1 guy = Ok to skinnydip

1 girl, 4 guys = Not Ok to skinnydip

 

Not into the Gangbang scene?

[dcOne 2]

are you a dude?

 

 

That's where I'm putting my money.

 

Further proof that God hates us ~ the morning need to pee with morning wood. Doing a hand stand and trying to hit the toilet is hard

 

 

Ahhh...the morning wood and trying to pee. Just this morning I tried to pee with a morning wood, and my feet came completely off the ground.

[itsjjw 0]

4 girls, 1 guy = Ok to skinnydip

1 girl, 4 guys = Not Ok to skinnydip

If you can trust the guys there is nothing in the world as much fun as being a tease.

[hoytdwow 202]

4 girls, 1 guy = Ok to skinnydip

1 girl, 4 guys = Not Ok to skinnydip

I've got no argument with this.

 

[Electric Mayhem 35]

there is nothing in the world as much fun as being a tease.

 

women

[TAS 2]

If you can trust the guys there is nothing in the world as much fun as being a tease.

You vixen you!

[phillybear 366]

there is nothing in the world as much fun as being a tease.

 

Not quite.

 

There is nothing in the world as much fun as cutting the focking head off a tease.

[jerryskids 6,543]

group skinny dip? that's just a little...weird.

I did it once, at a party in 93 back in Long Island for a frined's wedding. Water was cold, total George Costanza experience. Excessive alcohol was of course involved.

[D'ohmer Simpson 0]

Ahhh...the morning wood and trying to pee. Just this morning I tried to pee with a morning wood, and my feet came completely off the ground.

[fricker66 93]

I haven't skinny dipped in a few years, but I used to be a lifeguard and spent a lot of time at the beach, so I have probably done it 12-15 times in my life, split between the ocean and pools. Almost all situations involved some form of sexual gratification -- there is really no other reason to skinny dip.

[Cruzer 1,995]

any woman who would socialize naked (in front of a man) and not give it up is worthless - she should be shot on the spot.