Timinator 0 Posted August 16, 2006 [soapbox] Let me take this moment to say that I farking hate FF team names that are not of the format <team city> <team nickname>. Call me conservative, uninventive, or simply an a55hole, but team names like Dirty Camel Farts, Cooter Tongue, and Schwetty Grundle Matter are NOT good names. It's a team name, for chrissakes, not a sentence fragment. [/soapbox] Outside of needing a place name, I'm agreeing with you here, 'Cane. As a commish, I once vetoed the team name Hoof Hearted. I dig funny and creative, but I'm not a big fan of bodily fluids and functions. The whole world already thinks we FFers are two bricks short of a full load. Why confirm it? As far as the name Timinators goes. It was foisted on my team, the Dare Force, by a co-worker years ago and it stuck after my first championship. Happened with the orignal Browns too. That team was called the Cleveland Panthers before people just started calling them the Browns after coach Paul Brown. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
itsjscott 0 Posted August 16, 2006 Windshield Faceplant Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
beantownbrown 0 Posted August 16, 2006 Outside of needing a place name, I'm agreeing with you here, 'Cane. As a commish, I once vetoed the team name Hoof Hearted. I dig funny and creative, but I'm not a big fan of bodily fluids and functions. The whole world already thinks we FFers are two bricks short of a full load. Why confirm it? As far as the name Timinators goes. It was foisted on my team, the Dare Force, by a co-worker years ago and it stuck after my first championship. Happened with the orignal Browns too. That team was called the Cleveland Panthers before people just started calling them the Browns after coach Paul Brown. You act like those people who think you are crazy for playing fantasy football actually log into your league to check out your team's name to confirm you are a dork. What makes you look like a dork is taking yourself, and fantasy football, so seriously that you can't even have fun with your team name...and actually veto other owner's names. So you come up with some cheezy, cliche name, like Boston Bob's Bombers to try and proove what exactly? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Parja 0 Posted August 16, 2006 What makes you...a dork is taking yourself, and fantasy football, so seriously that you can't even have fun with your team name...and actually veto other owner's names. Yeah, that's just lame. Lighten up, Francis. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
c_Weezie 3 Posted August 16, 2006 O'Doyle Rules It's one of my current team names. But it is a little played..... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cortezthekiller303 0 Posted August 16, 2006 Oregon Donors Caucasian Invasion Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Duffman 0 Posted August 16, 2006 Mrs. Cleavers Beavers Pan Galactic Gargle Blasters Smelly Snapping Tuna Fascist Bully Boyz Flacid Politicians Knights of Ni Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
enoto 0 Posted August 16, 2006 Bleching Buzzards Fighting Flapjacks Pink Elephants Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
beantownbrown 0 Posted August 16, 2006 My other team's name this season: I Piss Excellence Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Old Man's Nipple 0 Posted August 16, 2006 My last 3... Ditka's 4 Hour Boner Hemorrhoid Rage Sour Cream and Schaivo ...I've got one queued up for this year, but I'm still on the fence if I should use it. Karma, taste, tact, that whole thing. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
norseman 0 Posted August 16, 2006 Outside of needing a place name, I'm agreeing with you here, 'Cane. As a commish, I once vetoed the team name Hoof Hearted. I dig funny and creative, but I'm not a big fan of bodily fluids and functions. The whole world already thinks we FFers are two bricks short of a full load. Why confirm it? As far as the name Timinators goes. It was foisted on my team, the Dare Force, by a co-worker years ago and it stuck after my first championship. Happened with the orignal Browns too. That team was called the Cleveland Panthers before people just started calling them the Browns after coach Paul Brown. You VETOED a team name? Are you kidding? Did some of your owners have their little kids involved in the league or something? Other than protecting young minds, why on earth would you veto a team name? What do you care what other owners name their teams? I'm a commish, too, and that seems to be way overstepping your bounds of authority, man. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jgcrawfish 232 Posted August 16, 2006 It wasn't mine, but it is the stuff legends are made of... The Terri Schiavo Experience Endlessly sick yet amusing... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jackson Biggs 0 Posted August 16, 2006 Peyton's Manning Uranus (A football take on "Balls on Uranus"- some old guys bocce team name) Vagina Blood Farts (not funny, but some guy had this once and it makes me sick every time I think about it) C0ck Gobblers (a female owner, obviously) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Chronic Husker 85 Posted August 16, 2006 I've got one queued up for this year, but I'm still on the fence if I should use it. Karma, taste, tact, that whole thing. Let's hear it. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
c_Weezie 3 Posted August 16, 2006 Vagina Blood Farts (not funny, but some guy had this once and it makes me sick every time I think about it) Oh god....I think I just threw up Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Moose 0 Posted August 16, 2006 I've won two championships with "The Moose Herd," so this year is going to be "The Third Herd." Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LittleGiants78 0 Posted August 16, 2006 how bout- CLICK CLACK? its the last sound the player s hear before they step on the field Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The.Damned 0 Posted August 16, 2006 Smelly Pirate Hookers with SFW pic of girl in pirate outfit Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Creepin'Camel-Toe 0 Posted August 16, 2006 Changed my team name last year from the Ganja Ganstas to GobBomb! and I won for the first time... so I'm GobBomb from now on. GodBomb... Is that a Gunslinger reference? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Cunning Runts 0 Posted August 17, 2006 Predictably, all my teams are named the Cunning Runts in deference to the old middle school joke. I renamed another team in our league SlumpBusters. Both names are Instant Classics! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Timinator 0 Posted August 17, 2006 You VETOED a team name? Are you kidding? Did some of your owners have their little kids involved in the league or something? Other than protecting young minds, why on earth would you veto a team name? What do you care what other owners name their teams? I'm a commish, too, and that seems to be way overstepping your bounds of authority, man. We did all work at a conservative organization, but I also had higher aspirations for the league too. I was seeking the respect of non-playing management and a more-serious effort from all owners. It seemed to work. The NFL does similar: The Phoenix Cardinals required league approval to switch to Arizona Cardinals. Players gotta tuck in their jerseys, pull up their socks and wear approved shoes. Bush can't wear #5. There are standards. I see naming fantasy teams more like naming race horses. There's room for witty, not for potty or slutty--even if it's funny. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TheGiantJets 18 Posted August 17, 2006 snatchitory grape menace 2 sobriety Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Wagner's Real Americans 0 Posted August 17, 2006 what about....."Curtis Enis Envey"..... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
marcozino 0 Posted August 17, 2006 Moose Knuckles Tommy Likey Wingey Buford "Maddog" Tannen Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sgumm23 2 Posted August 17, 2006 I've been in leagues with The Screamin' Semen Fightin' Foreskins I use the BastardCats Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
HilltopperVike 0 Posted August 17, 2006 The Kneegrows, Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JazzyJeff30 0 Posted August 17, 2006 The Kneegrows, I won my $$ league last year with the team name "My Knee Grows" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mobb_deep 919 Posted August 17, 2006 We did all work at a conservative organization, but I also had higher aspirations for the league too. I was seeking the respect of non-playing management and a more-serious effort from all owners. It seemed to work. The NFL does similar: The Phoenix Cardinals required league approval to switch to Arizona Cardinals. Players gotta tuck in their jerseys, pull up their socks and wear approved shoes. Bush can't wear #5. There are standards. I see naming fantasy teams more like naming race horses. There's room for witty, not for potty or slutty--even if it's funny. Just curious, is your favorite book The Holy Bible? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MoshPitHippie 0 Posted August 17, 2006 The Flounder Pounders... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
drewdog 0 Posted August 17, 2006 We have a contest for our best team name in the league Crimson Felchers Fightin Tomales Meat Whistles Chin Jugglers Dingleberry Twins Gravy Necklace/Sack Butter Cooter Tongue / Rectum Rockets Sack Shine Boys Dean Martin Machine Fuzz Inspectors Lollipop Guild Right Hand Fury Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
resser2 0 Posted August 17, 2006 We've had a few good ones. Fightin' Amish Moby's Dicks I thought the Fightin Amish was my original. But Actually mine is the Imperial Amish Rake Fighters same, but different! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Eagles Green 34 Posted August 17, 2006 Barry Mcockiner Dixon TuDeep Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
craphouse rats 0 Posted August 17, 2006 Ron Jeremy's Allstars Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
eagles824 0 Posted August 17, 2006 Suck My Ditka I think I wet myself Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
GBFAVRE4 0 Posted August 17, 2006 Bad team in my league named himself 'Off in the Shower' so when you beat him....... you get it. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
seattle_pt1 0 Posted August 17, 2006 bloodthirsty mules dancing vietnam clown pu55ies unfockables midgets with balloons dog d1ck red your mom is a wh0re bangin' your sisters with my balls idiot savants special olympic all stars (it is funnier if you draft aaron brooks) FUPAs (fat upper pu55y areas) butts in the front c0cksucking f@gs so, there you go..... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
patweisers44 746 Posted August 24, 2006 4th and 9 Inches Prison Sex St. Louis dryRams (and it fits the mandatory <city name> <nickname> requirement) BallzDeep Straight Outta Canton Kneel Before the Priest (had the #1 pick that year) ETA: Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
