Brown Eyed Girl 1 Posted August 23, 2006 Let's help the guy out since he seems to be lacking in much needed kitchen essentials! 1) Salt 2) Pepper/Peppercorns 3) Garlic 4) White wine (for cooking at least) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Snoopy1 0 Posted August 23, 2006 5) Fire extinguishers. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wiffleball 4,730 Posted August 23, 2006 Make sure he picks up: A focking spine and enough maturity to shop for himself like a gawddamned grown-up. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ravens 03 0 Posted August 23, 2006 I have salt, pepper and olive oil. Make sure he picks up: A focking spine and enough maturity to shop for himself like a gawddamned grown-up. What's your focking problem assmeg? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ZeroTolerance 583 Posted August 23, 2006 Ray Lewis melon baller. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
D_House 0 Posted August 23, 2006 What do you usually cook? If you just do grill stuff all the time, then salt and pepper plus oil and an acid of some sort (vinegar, wine, citrus fruit, or any combo of the previous) makes a good marinade for pretty much anything (including veggies). If you like garlic, get the stuff that comes pre-chopped in jars and keep it in your fridge. If you grill a lot of fish/seafood, i'd highly recommend getting some Old Bay seasoning. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SUXBNME 1,413 Posted August 23, 2006 Your mom If that doesn't cut it, then any female would do. The kitchen just isn't a kitchen unless some woman is slaving away in it Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
D_House 0 Posted August 23, 2006 Your mom If that doesn't cut it, then any female would do. The kitchen just isn't a kitchen unless some woman is slaving away in it Fock that...the best chefs are men. There's nothing like cooking up something damn tasty for yourself, it's not like it's hard if you know what you're doing. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SUXBNME 1,413 Posted August 23, 2006 Fock that...the best chefs are men. That goes without saying... What they are in there for is cleaning up our mess Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
D_House 0 Posted August 23, 2006 That goes without saying... What they are in there for is cleaning up our mess Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Fervid Ro 0 Posted August 24, 2006 sfw Ummm, one of these for his fetish? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DaWeffa 0 Posted August 24, 2006 garlic onions pasta soy sauce Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Di Trying 0 Posted August 24, 2006 sfw Ummm, one of these for his fetish? Good grief he would never get out of the kitchen!!!! How about a decent cookbook??? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Giants Fan 85 Posted August 24, 2006 The Joy of Cooking Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ravens 03 0 Posted August 24, 2006 sfw Ummm, one of these for his fetish? pastasoy sauce Got these. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Recidivist 1 Posted August 24, 2006 Smoke detector/cooking timer Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
patweisers44 732 Posted August 24, 2006 lifetime supply of Ramen noodles peanut butter Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Toro 1 Posted August 24, 2006 http://www.tonychachere.com/seasoning/# That's all you need. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
frank 2,219 Posted August 24, 2006 An apron that says "blow the cook"? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
phillybear 365 Posted August 24, 2006 A big ass microwave oven. So he can re-heat all those Big Macs he smuggles home in his work pants while his boss isn't looking. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
itsjjw 0 Posted August 24, 2006 Decent beer to hand out to company would be nice. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DaWeffa 0 Posted August 24, 2006 http://www.tonychachere.com/seasoning/# That's all you need. this stuff trumps tony's tonys is way too salty...this stuff rocks out with its c0ck out!!! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites