tony hardware 0 Posted October 25, 2006 You will be saved in six months by a gay cruise. In the meantime: You can only choose one thing to eat. Is it: 1) Donuts and coffee 2) Pizza and coke 3) Hamburgers/Hotdogs and beer 4) Fruit and water 5) Pvssy You can only bring one thing for entertainment: 1) Network television 2) Sportscenter 3) Playstation/Xbox 4) Newspaper 5) FFToday You can bring one person: 1) Your spouse 2) McGyver 3) Conan O'Brien 4) Michael Phelps 5) Jessica Alba I go pizza and (diet) coke, network television and Jessica Alba (McGyver is far more resourceful, but I think I might start looking pretty good to her after 6 months). Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
joneo 543 Posted October 25, 2006 Hamburgers/Hotdogs and BEER!! FFToday Alba. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TheNewGirl 1,162 Posted October 25, 2006 Hamburgers/Hotdogs and BEER!! FFToday Alba. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Big Blue 06 195 Posted October 25, 2006 Hamburgers/Hot Dogs and Beer Playstation/Xbox Jessica Alba. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TheNewGirl 1,162 Posted October 25, 2006 You will be saved in six months by a gay cruise. In the meantime: You can only choose one thing to eat. Is it: 1) Donuts and coffee 2) Pizza and coke 3) Hamburgers/Hotdogs and beer 4) Fruit and water 5) Pvssy You can only bring one thing for entertainment: 1) Network television 2) Sportscenter 3) Playstation/Xbox 4) Newspaper 5) FFToday You can bring one person: 1) Your spouse 2) McGyver 3) Conan O'Brien 4) Michael Phelps 5) Jessica Alba I go pizza and (diet) coke, network television and Jessica Alba (McGyver is far more resourceful, but I think I might start looking pretty good to her after 6 months). Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
phillybear 365 Posted October 25, 2006 1. Fruit and water - I'd rather stay alive and the other drinkable items will dehydrate you. 2. Network television - there should be enough channels in rotation to keep me entertained for the duration. 3. MacGuyver - I'd beat him to death, build a nice fire, and eat his flesh. MacGuyver, with his rubberbands, paper clips, and straws mixed together to make a focking bomb. Tool. After making soup, I'd skull fock his head. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Vikings4ever 533 Posted October 25, 2006 Hamburgers/Hot Dogs and Beer Playstation/Xbox Jessica Alba. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jeremy 0 Posted October 25, 2006 You will be saved in six months by a gay cruise. In the meantime: You can only choose one thing to eat. Is it: 1) Donuts and coffee 2) Pizza and coke can I get Pepsi instead of Coke? 3) Hamburgers/Hotdogs and beer 4) Fruit and water 5) Pvssy You can only bring one thing for entertainment: 1) Network television 2) Sportscenter 3) Playstation/Xbox 4) Newspaper 5) FFToday You can bring one person: 1) Your spouse 2) McGyver 3) Conan O'Brien 4) Michael Phelps 5) Jessica Alba Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DaWeffa 0 Posted October 25, 2006 You will be saved in six months by a gay cruise. In the meantime: You can only choose one thing to eat. Is it: 1) Donuts and coffee 2) Pizza and coke 3) Hamburgers/Hotdogs and beer 4) Fruit and water 5) Pvssy You can only bring one thing for entertainment: 1) Network television 2) Sportscenter 3) Playstation/Xbox 4) Newspaper 5) FFToday You can bring one person: 1) Your spouse 2) McGyver 3) Conan O'Brien 4) Michael Phelps 5) Jessica Alba I go pizza and (diet) coke, network television and Jessica Alba (McGyver is far more resourceful, but I think I might start looking pretty good to her after 6 months). Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kutulu 1,595 Posted October 25, 2006 1. Fruit and water - I'd rather stay alive and the other drinkable items will dehydrate you. Plus you want to look good for the homos. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
frank 2,219 Posted October 25, 2006 If I have hamburgers, hotdogs, beer, xbox, and Alba, I'm hiding when the rescue ship shows up. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jessy 0 Posted October 25, 2006 Honestly, if I have beer and Michael Phelps, I really don't think I'd need anything else for entertainment. I'd better say network TV, though, just in case. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Cdub100 3,607 Posted October 25, 2006 2) Pizza and coke - This is all i eat now 1) Network television - So I can watch Lost 5) Jessica Alba -So I can do this all day Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DanXIII 8 Posted October 25, 2006 You will be saved in six months by a gay cruise. In the meantime: You can only choose one thing to eat. Is it: 1) Donuts and coffee 2) Pizza and coke 3) Hamburgers/Hotdogs and beer 4) Fruit and water 5) Pvssy 3. Beer has water in it and we need water...and of course we need beer. You can only bring one thing for entertainment: 1) Network television 2) Sportscenter 3) Playstation/Xbox 4) Newspaper 5) FFToday 5) FFToday (if it includes admin privileges so I can delete this lame alias). You can bring one person: 1) Your spouse 2) McGyver 3) Conan O'Brien 4) Michael Phelps 5) Jessica Alba Jessica Alba (obvious reasons) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jackie sherrill 0 Posted October 25, 2006 If I have hamburgers, hotdogs, beer, xbox, and Alba, I'm hiding when the rescue ship shows up. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Black Label Society Posted October 25, 2006 Burgers and Beer FFtoday so I can have some interaction with other humans Jennifer Tilly - bigger boobies. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NewbieJr 541 Posted October 25, 2006 I would think you'd lose your sense of time if stranded on a desert island, so I'd take FFToday as my entertainment source. That way, I'd always know it was Sunday because the board would be down. (all respects to Kutulu) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Big_Pete 0 Posted October 25, 2006 Naturally it's Hamburgers/Hotdogs and BEER Network TV (assuming that you have electricity on this deserted island, cause then I still get my Broncos games) And naturally Jessica Alba assuming I still get to eat the pvssy on her instead of one of my food choices. I'll end up making razor blades out of rocks so she can keep well maintained down there Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bno70_1 0 Posted October 25, 2006 Can I not get saved by a gay Tom Cruise? What was the question? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Big Blue 06 195 Posted October 25, 2006 If I have hamburgers, hotdogs, beer, xbox, and Alba, I'm hiding when the rescue ship shows up. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Chronic Husker 85 Posted October 25, 2006 tony hardware = yostevo Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kutulu 1,595 Posted October 25, 2006 I would think you'd lose your sense of time if stranded on a desert island, so I'd take FFToday as my entertainment source.That way, I'd always know it was Sunday because the board would be down. (all respects to Kutulu) Was this a dig at me? I don't get it. I wish I wasn't a retard. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
tony hardware 0 Posted October 25, 2006 tony hardware = yostevo No way. This guy is a tool. How can you still think I'm an alias. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
naomi 351 Posted October 25, 2006 3) Hamburgers/Hotdogs and beer Need the iron. Beer is actually good for you in moderation. Healthiest beverage choice next to water. You can only bring one thing for entertainment: 1) Network television You can bring one person: 5) Jessica Alba since McGyver is fictional, if he wasn't maybe him but the gay cruise is the ultimate ticket off apparently, no help from McGyver, so Conan or Alba. No attraction to the guys and hearing about Alba's life might be interesting, so probably her. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jerryskids 5,840 Posted October 25, 2006 I'd let Jessica decide on the first two. Because I am such a sweet guy and all. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
tony hardware 0 Posted October 25, 2006 3) Hamburgers/Hotdogs and beer Need the iron. Beer is actually good for you in moderation. Healthiest beverage choice next to water. You can only bring one thing for entertainment: 1) Network television You can bring one person: 4) Jessica Alba since McGyver is fictional, if he wasn't maybe him but the gay cruise is the ultimate ticket off apparently, no help from McGyver, so Conan or Alba. No attraction to the guys and hearing about Alba's life might be interesting, so probably her. But McGuyver could fashion you a desalinization tank and then you could pick the beer sans guilt knowing you'll have fresh water. Maybe he could widdle you a toofbrush too, or something else practical. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
naomi 351 Posted October 25, 2006 But McGuyver could fashion you a desalinization tank and then you could pick the beer sans guilt knowing you'll have fresh water. Maybe he could widdle you a toofbrush too, or something else practical. Hmmm, good defense for him. Will go with him. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NewbieJr 541 Posted October 25, 2006 Was this a dig at me? I don't get it. I wish I wasn't a retard. No, man, no dig at you. I didn't know if you had the dancing banana copywritten yet. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kutulu 1,595 Posted October 25, 2006 No, man, no dig at you. I didn't know if you had the dancing banana copywritten yet. 1-2 3- Box Public domain comprises the body of knowledge and innovation (especially creative works such as writing, art, music, and inventions) in relation to which no person or other legal entity can establish or maintain proprietary interests within a particular legal jurisdiction. This body of information and creativity is considered to be part of a common cultural and intellectual heritage, which, in general, anyone may use or exploit, whether for commercial or non-commercial purposes. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
stop talking cheerleader 0 Posted October 25, 2006 1. Fruit and water - I'd rather stay alive and the other drinkable items will dehydrate you. 2. Network television - there should be enough channels in rotation to keep me entertained for the duration. 3. MacGuyver - I'd beat him to death, build a nice fire, and eat his flesh. MacGuyver, with his rubberbands, paper clips, and straws mixed together to make a focking bomb. Tool. After making soup, I'd skull fock his head. Same although I would want my SO or a young hot MacGuyver...a full service kind of thing Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
joneo 543 Posted October 25, 2006 You weren't one of the choices. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
texasmouth 1 Posted October 26, 2006 Fruit and water Sportscenter Wife Not much different than my everyday life, except on a deserted island..... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
edjr 6,136 Posted October 26, 2006 No I'm not, but thanks for asking. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Chronic Husker 85 Posted October 26, 2006 No way. This guy is a tool. How can you still think I'm an alias. I don't think you're an alias. About three or four years ago, yostevo posted about 1000 "stuck on a desert island" topics. I ended up with Kirsten Dunst, Animal Farm, unlimited toilet paper, Rusty (you know, for company), a badmitton set, Chef Boyardee mini-ravioli, all the vodka I can drink, and a Gillette 3 blade razor with aloe. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
davebg 0 Posted October 26, 2006 Hamburgers/Hot Dogs and Beer Playstation/Xbox Jessica Alba. Agreed. Eating that food will hopefully make me a fart machine that is too fat to make me attractive to any members of my rescue party. Meanwhile, Jessica and I can play some fun video games between BJs. And before anyone says, "oh, how can you not take Mrs. DaveBG"...well, let's just say Mrs. daveBG isn't exactly the roughing it type. She wouldn't deal very well w/a weekend camping, let alone being stranded on a deserted island. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
D'ohmer Simpson 0 Posted October 26, 2006 3) Hamburgers/Hotdogs and beer 1) Network television 5) Jessica Alba It was tough b/t pizza and soda and the beer, but beer wins out. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
tony hardware 0 Posted October 26, 2006 I ended up with Kirsten Dunst, Animal Farm, unlimited toilet paper, Rusty (you know, for company), a badmitton set, Chef Boyardee mini-ravioli, all the vodka I can drink, and a Gillette 3 blade razor with aloe. It's all so clear now. Well, I'd have to say it was a score for you on the badmitton set. I would take the vodka if it was hawaii where I could get me some pineapple. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
babycakes 0 Posted October 26, 2006 Hamburgers/Hotdogs and beer Network television McGyver Share this post Link to post Share on other sites