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Here is my nomination:

 

Deadly Voyage

 

Very little speaking. Of those that did, very little had any English. And of those that had English, it was garbled.

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The People Under The Stairs

 

And I like cheesy horror movies, but this one was the absolute worst film ever put on celluloid.

 

I've seen that...but it didn't strike me as my "movie so bad, I can honestly say it was the worst movie I've seen".

 

Ever see "C.H.U.D." ?

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I've seen that...but it didn't strike me as my "movie so bad, I can honestly say it was the worst movie I've seen".

 

Ever see "C.H.U.D." ?

 

 

Yes. Another craptastic movie.

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Napoleon Dynamite

 

Most crap movies I can sit through. I turned that movie off half way though because I had not laughed once.

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Metalstorm: The Destruction of Jared-Syn. 1983. The worst movie ever. I watched it at work a few months ago. It is a blatant ripoff of MadMax done by B rated actors. It's not EVEN one of those "it was so bad it was good/funny." This shat was awful. For more info...http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Metalstorm:_The_Destruction_of_Jared-Syn. Enjoy if you dare!

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The English Patient, Hands down barr none.

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i'm sure i've seen worse... but of the most recent i've seen

 

when a stranger calls (the newer one)... chalk it up to bad thriller/horror movies

 

the 13th warrior... antonio banderas... playing an arab... with his sh1tty spanish accent...

 

also saw that horror movie with frankie munez( or whatever the malcolm in the middle kid's name is...) they play a video game... and if you die in the game you die in real life.... horrible

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Thread over

 

pfeh, ST is one of the best anti-war parodies ever. Course those who wrote negative reviews of it considered it an action movie. :lol:

If you think starship troopers sucks then you feel the same about Dr. Strangelove, right?

 

Author: R-Grant from United Kingdom

Quick summary: hilariously good-looking people. Never have the cast of Beverly Hills 90210 looked so good. Brilliant special effects - they barely look dated even today. Superb music. Solid directing. The film hangs together very, very well.

 

OK. This film is a parody, first of all. It - incredibly, although satirically - depicts a functional, working fascist society, which is divided into "civilians" and "citizens". It also depicts this society as an aggressive one - invading an alien species' territory, then fully going to war against it when it retaliates.

 

It depicts the media as a major agent in this regard: there are few options as to what to watch, and the first is the "Federal" channel.

 

It's also very brutal. This is an anti-war film, and also a film with aliens in. It has people ripped apart, although the parody remains (at one point, "Mormon extremists" are massacred in an output). It's tongue-in-cheek to the death.

 

It's important to remember this though: the humans are the aggressors here. They started the fight. However the barrage of media spin, drill-sergeant conditioning and comradely banter creates the impression the humans are the good guys. The attitude of all of the characters reflects this; they believe that they are retaliating, when they are actually the initiators. The film gives some insight into how an invading country's citizens (in the general sense of the word!) can be convinced that what they are doing is right.

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Metalstorm: The Destruction of Jared-Syn. 1983. The worst movie ever. I watched it at work a few months ago. It is a blatant ripoff of MadMax done by B rated actors. It's not EVEN one of those "it was so bad it was good/funny." This shat was awful. For more info...http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Metalstorm:_The_Destruction_of_Jared-Syn. Enjoy if you dare!

 

 

 

Well, it certainly gets the worst rating of any movie anyone has listed thus far: http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0085935/

 

Only 2.9/10. I listed Deadly Voyage, and that got a 6.5. People under the Stairs 5.7. Bad Lieutenant a whopping 6.6. Volcano 5.1

 

 

You may just have the lowest rated movie, according to IMDB.COM.

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when a stranger calls (the newer one)... chalk it up to bad thriller/horror movies

 

I enjoyed the remake and the girl who played the lead was HOT.

 

Vanilla Sky is one that sticks out for me as god awful.

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I just recently sat through the Ninth Gate.

 

Holy F was that bad. :huh:

 

:o You thought that was bad? I have watched it three times.

 

(Starship Troopers twice) :)

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It was originally Showgirls... that was... until I saw Borat.

 

At least I watched ALL of Showgirls and it was WAY funnier than Borat could ever have dreamed of being.

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:o You thought that was bad? I have watched it three times.

 

(Starship Troopers twice) :huh:

did it get better? :)

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I'm with GettnHuge on this one. :dunno: Starship Troopers is a very unappreciated flick.

 

There is always a significant group of people who don't "get" parodies. A couple of other movies with the same problem are Mars Attacks and Galaxy Quest. Both are tongue-in-cheek parodies that make fun of the 50's B-movie genre and the Star Trek TV/film series, respectively. They are great fun if you happen to catch the in-jokes.

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Well, it certainly gets the worst rating of any movie anyone has listed thus far: http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0085935/

 

Only 2.9/10. I listed Deadly Voyage, and that got a 6.5. People under the Stairs 5.7. Bad Lieutenant a whopping 6.6. Volcano 5.1

You may just have the lowest rated movie, according to IMDB.COM.

;) ;) :banana: :( :P

I will say this...Kelly Preston looked pretty damn fine in the flick!

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In a theater - Hulk

 

 

 

 

 

Starship Troopers was horrible. I get it, but it sucks.

 

 

I have no idea why Blair Witch was popular.

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Metalstorm: The Destruction of Jared-Syn. 1983. The worst movie ever. I watched it at work a few months ago. It is a blatant ripoff of MadMax done by B rated actors. It's not EVEN one of those "it was so bad it was good/funny." This shat was awful. For more info...http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Metalstorm:_The_Destruction_of_Jared-Syn. Enjoy if you dare!

I can't believe anyone besides me watched this POS. It's at the top of my worst movie list - nothing else even close.

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In a theater - Hulk

Starship Troopers was horrible. I get it, but (I think) it sucks.

I have no idea why Blair Witch was popular.

Corrected. ;)

 

Hulk was really bad. So was the first Fantastic Four (haven't seen the 2nd).

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Donnie Darko. One of the only movies I couldn't watch the whole way through.

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Starship Troopers

 

 

Yeah, that truly was one of THE most pointless movies ever.

 

 

Just saw another one this weekend on TNT/TBS - whatever. Some motorcyle movie with ice-cube. Good focking lord, I'm sure there's some 13 y.o. boys who think it was the best evah, but that's about it.

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I got up about halfway through MARS Attacks! and left the theater...only time I've ever done that. What a total waste of money.

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Blair Witch

 

 

Oooh -ooooh! Yeah! That's an excellent submission. What a complete and utter dissapointment. Was like watching a worse version of Real World Road Rules. :D

 

pfeh, ST is one of the best anti-war parodies ever. Course those who wrote negative reviews of it considered it an action movie. ;)

If you think starship troopers sucks then you feel the same about Dr. Strangelove, right?

 

Author: R-Grant from United Kingdom

Quick summary: hilariously good-looking people. Never have the cast of Beverly Hills 90210 looked so good.

 

Why are you posting someone else's opinion?? :dunno:

 

Totally wrong about the 'good looking people' aspect. Gary Busey's son put the UG! in Ugly.

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Donnie Darko. One of the only movies I couldn't watch the whole way through.

 

 

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John Travalto in the late 90's created two of the worst movies EVER made:

 

Battlefield Earth

 

Broken Arrow

 

 

 

i saw marie antoniette this weekend. ;)

 

The wife swindled me into watching this a few weeks ago. After it was over we just looked at each other and laughed. It was atrocious.

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The new King Kong has to be on the list somewhere too.

 

The only movie that I left the theater during, had to wake my buddy up so we can leave.

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