Why are Goofy and Pluto so different?

[Rusty Syringes 478]

So my kids are watching Mickey on the Disney channel this morning, and it occurred to me that Goofy walks upright and talks, while Pluto runs around on all fours and acts like a regular dog.

 

So why is it that Goofy marks some kind of evolution in canines but Pluto did not?

 

For that matter, why do the mice and the duck get to talk and walk like humans? Mice and ducks are both dumber than dogs.

 

WTF?

 

[Sho Nuff 720]

Goofy lived near a nuclear power plant?

[Trip McNeely 0]

Goofy lived near a nuclear power plant?

 

 

 

Not sure why, but this made me laugh

[GuardBum 80]

Goofy is a master of comedy. Pluto is just a dumb pet.

[kutulu 1,659]

Disney sucks.

[pt_mck 7]

So my kids are watching Mickey on the Disney channel this morning, and it occurred to me that Goofy walks upright and talks, while Pluto runs around on all fours and acts like a regular dog.

 

So why is it that Goofy marks some kind of evolution in canines but Pluto did not?

 

For that matter, why do the mice and the duck get to talk and walk like humans? Mice and ducks are both dumber than dogs.

 

WTF?

 

 

Goofy owns Pluto

 

That's one dog owning another dog.

 

That doesn't seem right .

[Me_2006 14]

Goofy owns Pluto

 

That's one dog owning another dog.

 

That doesn't seem right .

Slavery?

 

Or maybe Goofy has Pluto involved in the Vick dogfighting business.

[Recliner Pilot 61]

And WTF is up with Donald Duck wearing a shirt, but no pants? Focking perv.

[Sho Nuff 720]

And WTF is up with Donald Duck wearing a shirt, but no pants? Focking perv.

 

He is self conscious of the man/duck boobs.

 

But why when they show him after a bath does he put a towel around his bottom half and leave the top half uncovered?

[jerryskids 6,531]

He is self conscious of the man/duck boobs.

 

But why when they show him after a bath does he put a towel around his bottom half and leave the top half uncovered?

I hadn't noticed this. I'm glad somebody is watching though.

[RicemanX 20]

Pluto = Brown/Yellow

Goofy = white

 

 

Disney = racist

[GettnHuge 2]

why does Goofy have a cack jammed into his head?