Talked a guy that runs a message bored....

[Nomad99 646]

Said that by the end of this year my 2000th post is going to "skyrocket" in value

[Admiral Awesome 0]

Its spelled "board" you uneducated moron.

But I love you anyway.

[30 Fat, Bald & Texan 5]

Its spelled "board" you uneducated moron.

But I love you anyway.

newb

[Admiral Awesome 0]

Ah, inside joke eh?

 

 

 

...Please don't kill me.

[Lackman 0]

Ah, inside joke eh?

...Please don't kill me.

 

You're already higher on the totem pole than Cyber Gandalf, Q Lazzarus, MDC, and SUXBNME. Congratulations.

[Nomad99 646]

Ah, inside joke eh?

...Please don't kill me.

 

I can't promis anything

 

How "Bored" started

[dain11279 951]

Someone bragging about their 2000th post? How juvenile.

[Nomad99 646]

Someone bragging about their 2000th post? How juvenile Gauche.

 

[Lackman 0]

 

Pssst. I think you misspelled douche.

[titans&bucs&bearsohmy! 2,745]

Its spelled "board" you uneducated moron.

But I love you anyway.

 

Hello Admiral Awesome, welcome to the jungle.

 

Let me try to help guide you through some of the bored's quirks.

 

First, as you have found, "board" is spelled "bored" around here. "Forum" is generally spelled "forearm" as well.

 

Let's see, we have a language filter, but it is easily and generally circumvented. You'll wanna use fock, cack, sh!t, d!ck, etc. For whatever reason, ass is fair game.

 

The #1 rule around here is that anytime you mention a female, you must include can size. This is important, as it lets us know how much to care about your story.

 

And now, let me give you a rundown on some of the cast of characters around here.

 

Giants Fan - Commonly known as GFIAFP (Giants Fan Is A Focking Pvssy). He's insane. He usually just posts drivel late at night. We also like to give him grief for his supposed "911 heroism."

 

Phillybear - He's basically the Oscar the Grouch on our little Sesame Street. He likes to talk about killing hookers and drowning people in bodies of AIDS.

 

Recliner Pilot, Flahawker, Posty - Our resident right wing political trolls. Anytime you feel like getting into a fruitless circle jerk of a political "debate", they are here for you.

 

Peenie - To the best of my knowledge, our only resident black geekette. She likes to tell us how racist we are, and threatens to leave forever from time to time.

 

Souxsie - Basically a musician who comes on here to tell us about her wild sex life. She is usually good for a lesbian story or an orgy story. People like to make jokes about her and insult her. Its pretty fun.

 

kutulu - A borderline retard who posts banana emoticons a lot, usually in sets of three. Talks about weed and metallica mostly.

 

Naomi - Probably our purest geekette. She gets grief for "saving herself." If you want to have a civilized debate on the Bible, she's your girl. Of course, her posts tend to be very long, and she apparently doesn't know what a paragraph is, but oh well.

 

Savage Beast - He basically threatens people with the "lake of fire" a lot, and talks about Logan County Oklahoma quite a bit. I'm pretty sure he is insane, and would kill us all if he knew where to find us.

 

The New Girl (TNG) - She crops up occasionally to post threads encouraging us all to look at her and talk about her. Basically your garden variety attention wh0re.

 

Suxbnme - He focks cats. That's about all you need to know there.

 

MedStudent - Pretty self explanatory. He comes on and tells us how he digitally violates corpses from time to time.

 

There are of course, many more, but that about covers the waterfront. Other than the aforementioned "can size" rule, there are no rules, so go nuts.

 

Welcome to the bored focker.

 

P.S. "douche" is doosh around here ya fockin doosh.

[dain11279 951]

Hello Admiral Awesome, welcome to the jungle.

 

Let me try to help guide you through some of the bored's quirks.

 

First, as you have found, "board" is spelled "bored" around here. "Forum" is generally spelled "forearm" as well.

 

Let's see, we have a language filter, but it is easily and generally circumvented. You'll wanna use fock, cack, sh!t, d!ck, etc. For whatever reason, ass is fair game.

 

The #1 rule around here is that anytime you mention a female, you must include can size. This is important, as it lets us know how much to care about your story.

 

And now, let me give you a rundown on some of the cast of characters around here.

 

Giants Fan - Commonly known as GFIAFP (Giants Fan Is A Focking Pvssy). He's insane. He usually just posts drivel late at night. We also like to give him grief for his supposed "911 heroism."

 

Phillybear - He's basically the Oscar the Grouch on our little Sesame Street. He likes to talk about killing hookers and drowning people in bodies of AIDS.

 

Recliner Pilot, Flahawker, Posty - Our resident right wing political trolls. Anytime you feel like getting into a fruitless circle jerk of a political "debate", they are here for you.

 

Peenie - To the best of my knowledge, our only resident black geekette. She likes to tell us how racist we are, and threatens to leave forever from time to time.

 

Souxsie - Basically a musician who comes on here to tell us about her wild sex life. She is usually good for a lesbian story or an orgy story. People like to make jokes about her and insult her. Its pretty fun.

 

kutulu - A borderline retard who posts banana emoticons a lot, usually in sets of three. Talks about weed and metallica mostly.

 

Naomi - Probably our purest geekette. She gets grief for "saving herself." If you want to have a civilized debate on the Bible, she's your girl. Of course, her posts tend to be very long, and she apparently doesn't know what a paragraph is, but oh well.

 

Savage Beast - He basically threatens people with the "lake of fire" a lot, and talks about Logan County Oklahoma quite a bit. I'm pretty sure he is insane, and would kill us all if he knew where to find us.

 

The New Girl (TNG) - She crops up occasionally to post threads encouraging us all to look at her and talk about her. Basically your garden variety attention wh0re.

 

Suxbnme - He focks cats. That's about all you need to know there.

 

MedStudent - Pretty self explanatory. He comes on and tells us how he digitally violates corpses from time to time.

 

There are of course, many more, but that about covers the waterfront. Other than the aforementioned "can size" rule, there are no rules, so go nuts.

 

Welcome to the bored focker.

 

P.S. "douche" is doosh around here ya fockin doosh.

 

Or you could have just told him to fock off. That would've summed the bored up.

[piget 0]

Hello Admiral Awesome, welcome to the jungle.

 

Let me try to help guide you through some of the bored's quirks.

 

First, as you have found, "board" is spelled "bored" around here. "Forum" is generally spelled "forearm" as well.

 

Let's see, we have a language filter, but it is easily and generally circumvented. You'll wanna use fock, cack, sh!t, d!ck, etc. For whatever reason, ass is fair game.

 

The #1 rule around here is that anytime you mention a female, you must include can size. This is important, as it lets us know how much to care about your story.

 

And now, let me give you a rundown on some of the cast of characters around here.

 

Giants Fan - Commonly known as GFIAFP (Giants Fan Is A Focking Pvssy). He's insane. He usually just posts drivel late at night. We also like to give him grief for his supposed "911 heroism."

 

Phillybear - He's basically the Oscar the Grouch on our little Sesame Street. He likes to talk about killing hookers and drowning people in bodies of AIDS.

 

Recliner Pilot, Flahawker, Posty - Our resident right wing political trolls. Anytime you feel like getting into a fruitless circle jerk of a political "debate", they are here for you.

 

Peenie - To the best of my knowledge, our only resident black geekette. She likes to tell us how racist we are, and threatens to leave forever from time to time.

 

Souxsie - Basically a musician who comes on here to tell us about her wild sex life. She is usually good for a lesbian story or an orgy story. People like to make jokes about her and insult her. Its pretty fun.

 

kutulu - A borderline retard who posts banana emoticons a lot, usually in sets of three. Talks about weed and metallica mostly.

 

Naomi - Probably our purest geekette. She gets grief for "saving herself." If you want to have a civilized debate on the Bible, she's your girl. Of course, her posts tend to be very long, and she apparently doesn't know what a paragraph is, but oh well.

 

Savage Beast - He basically threatens people with the "lake of fire" a lot, and talks about Logan County Oklahoma quite a bit. I'm pretty sure he is insane, and would kill us all if he knew where to find us.

 

The New Girl (TNG) - She crops up occasionally to post threads encouraging us all to look at her and talk about her. Basically your garden variety attention wh0re.

 

Suxbnme - He focks cats. That's about all you need to know there.

 

MedStudent - Pretty self explanatory. He comes on and tells us how he digitally violates corpses from time to time.

 

There are of course, many more, but that about covers the waterfront. Other than the aforementioned "can size" rule, there are no rules, so go nuts.

 

Welcome to the bored focker.

 

P.S. "douche" is doosh around here ya fockin doosh.

 

 

wealth of info here.

[RLLD 3,928]

I can't promis anything

 

How "Bored" started

 

 

Pretty greta.....

[Nomad99 646]

Pretty greta.....

 

 

Knowledge is power

[patweisers44 745]

For whatever reason, ass is fair game.

 

also, itsatiptoneverclickonatubgirllink HTH

[RLLD 3,928]

Knowledge is power

 

 

Jus offer da MUA and get on wit it...

[titans&bucs&bearsohmy! 2,745]

 

also, itsatiptoneverclickonatubgirllink HTH

 

Shhh.... Some things the newb needs to learn on his own.

[kutulu 1,621]

Hello Admiral Awesome, welcome to the jungle.

 

Let me try to help guide you through some of the bored's quirks.

 

First, as you have found, "board" is spelled "bored" around here. "Forum" is generally spelled "forearm" as well.

 

Let's see, we have a language filter, but it is easily and generally circumvented. You'll wanna use fock, cack, sh!t, d!ck, etc. For whatever reason, ass is fair game.

 

The #1 rule around here is that anytime you mention a female, you must include can size. This is important, as it lets us know how much to care about your story.

 

And now, let me give you a rundown on some of the cast of characters around here.

 

Giants Fan - Commonly known as GFIAFP (Giants Fan Is A Focking Pvssy). He's insane. He usually just posts drivel late at night. We also like to give him grief for his supposed "911 heroism."

 

Phillybear - He's basically the Oscar the Grouch on our little Sesame Street. He likes to talk about killing hookers and drowning people in bodies of AIDS.

 

Recliner Pilot, Flahawker, Posty - Our resident right wing political trolls. Anytime you feel like getting into a fruitless circle jerk of a political "debate", they are here for you.

 

Peenie - To the best of my knowledge, our only resident black geekette. She likes to tell us how racist we are, and threatens to leave forever from time to time.

 

Souxsie - Basically a musician who comes on here to tell us about her wild sex life. She is usually good for a lesbian story or an orgy story. People like to make jokes about her and insult her. Its pretty fun.

 

kutulu - A borderline retard who posts banana emoticons a lot, usually in sets of three. Talks about weed and metallica mostly.

 

Naomi - Probably our purest geekette. She gets grief for "saving herself." If you want to have a civilized debate on the Bible, she's your girl. Of course, her posts tend to be very long, and she apparently doesn't know what a paragraph is, but oh well.

 

Savage Beast - He basically threatens people with the "lake of fire" a lot, and talks about Logan County Oklahoma quite a bit. I'm pretty sure he is insane, and would kill us all if he knew where to find us.

 

The New Girl (TNG) - She crops up occasionally to post threads encouraging us all to look at her and talk about her. Basically your garden variety attention wh0re.

 

Suxbnme - He focks cats. That's about all you need to know there.

 

MedStudent - Pretty self explanatory. He comes on and tells us how he digitally violates corpses from time to time.

 

There are of course, many more, but that about covers the waterfront. Other than the aforementioned "can size" rule, there are no rules, so go nuts.

 

Welcome to the bored focker.

 

P.S. "douche" is doosh around here ya fockin doosh.

 

I'm gonna print this out for the crapper. Maybe I'll finally be able to make sense out of this place.

[Snoopy1 0]

Phillybear - He's basically the Oscar the Grouch on our little Sesame Street. He likes to talk about killing hookers and drowning people in bodies of AIDS.

 

what's a body of aids?

[Nomad99 646]

what's a body of aids?

 

Body of Aids

[jocstrap 8]

what's a body of aids?

 

now that is a good question? But we'll let it slide b/c that was a MASTERPIECE - beautifully executed titan's

[kutulu 1,621]

kutulu - Talks about weed and metallica mostly.

 

 

Come on now...I talk about all kinds of stuff.

[titans&bucs&bearsohmy! 2,745]

what's a body of aids?

 

You know, like a body of water. A bucket of AIDS, a lake of AIDS, a pool of AIDS, etc. Don't ask me how he gets AIDS into liquid form, I'm just the messenger.

[Cuse9 129]

Hello Admiral Awesome, welcome to the jungle.

 

Let me try to help guide you through some of the bored's quirks.

 

First, as you have found, "board" is spelled "bored" around here. "Forum" is generally spelled "forearm" as well.

 

Let's see, we have a language filter, but it is easily and generally circumvented. You'll wanna use fock, cack, sh!t, d!ck, etc. For whatever reason, ass is fair game.

 

The #1 rule around here is that anytime you mention a female, you must include can size. This is important, as it lets us know how much to care about your story.

 

And now, let me give you a rundown on some of the cast of characters around here.

 

Giants Fan - Commonly known as GFIAFP (Giants Fan Is A Focking Pvssy). He's insane. He usually just posts drivel late at night. We also like to give him grief for his supposed "911 heroism."

 

Phillybear - He's basically the Oscar the Grouch on our little Sesame Street. He likes to talk about killing hookers and drowning people in bodies of AIDS.

 

Recliner Pilot, Flahawker, Posty - Our resident right wing political trolls. Anytime you feel like getting into a fruitless circle jerk of a political "debate", they are here for you.

 

Peenie - To the best of my knowledge, our only resident black geekette. She likes to tell us how racist we are, and threatens to leave forever from time to time.

 

Souxsie - Basically a musician who comes on here to tell us about her wild sex life. She is usually good for a lesbian story or an orgy story. People like to make jokes about her and insult her. Its pretty fun.

 

kutulu - A borderline retard who posts banana emoticons a lot, usually in sets of three. Talks about weed and metallica mostly.

 

Naomi - Probably our purest geekette. She gets grief for "saving herself." If you want to have a civilized debate on the Bible, she's your girl. Of course, her posts tend to be very long, and she apparently doesn't know what a paragraph is, but oh well.

 

Savage Beast - He basically threatens people with the "lake of fire" a lot, and talks about Logan County Oklahoma quite a bit. I'm pretty sure he is insane, and would kill us all if he knew where to find us.

 

The New Girl (TNG) - She crops up occasionally to post threads encouraging us all to look at her and talk about her. Basically your garden variety attention wh0re.

 

Suxbnme - He focks cats. That's about all you need to know there.

 

MedStudent - Pretty self explanatory. He comes on and tells us how he digitally violates corpses from time to time.

 

There are of course, many more, but that about covers the waterfront. Other than the aforementioned "can size" rule, there are no rules, so go nuts.

 

Welcome to the bored focker.

 

P.S. "douche" is doosh around here ya fockin doosh.

Yep, all one big family in here. Even the posters that annoy you, you can't hate them....you can't hate family.

 

We're like the Cyber Manson family in here.

[Nomad99 646]

You know, like a body of water. A bucket of AIDS, a lake of AIDS, a pool of AIDS, etc. Don't ask me how he gets AIDS into liquid form, I'm just the messenger.

 

Not to be overly technical but the "Aids" is not in liquid form....I believe the "Intent" of the word "Body" is to imply that the "Aids" itself is suspended in a "Liquid" Medium....such as "Water"

[titans&bucs&bearsohmy! 2,745]

Not to be overly technical but the "Aids" is not in liquid form....I believe the "Intent" of the word "Body" is to imply that the "Aids" itself is suspended in a "Liquid" Medium....such as "Water"

 

No, since I wrote "body of AIDS" above, I can state with absolute certainty that it was meant like "body of water." I know that AIDS isn't a liquid. I was merely referencing Phillybears penchant for wishing people would drown in a bucket/puddle/lake of AIDS.

[Nomad99 646]

No, since I wrote "body of AIDS" above, I can state with absolute certainty that it was meant like "body of water." I know that AIDS isn't a liquid. I was merely referencing Phillybears penchant for wishing people would drown in a bucket/puddle/lake of AIDS.

 

Just post padding......trying to reach that magic "4000" so I can start another topic

[Admiral Awesome 0]

Thanks for the amazing introduction.

[Nomad99 646]

Thanks for the amazing introduction.

 

Welcome Admiral

 

Just our General Mayhem.......kind of a Corpral punishment.......in these Private parts........M'kay.....Colonel sanders

[cortezthekiller303 0]

Hello Admiral Awesome, welcome to the jungle.

 

Let me try to help guide you through some of the bored's quirks.

 

First, as you have found, "board" is spelled "bored" around here. "Forum" is generally spelled "forearm" as well.

 

Let's see, we have a language filter, but it is easily and generally circumvented. You'll wanna use fock, cack, sh!t, d!ck, etc. For whatever reason, ass is fair game.

 

The #1 rule around here is that anytime you mention a female, you must include can size. This is important, as it lets us know how much to care about your story.

 

And now, let me give you a rundown on some of the cast of characters around here.

 

Giants Fan - Commonly known as GFIAFP (Giants Fan Is A Focking Pvssy). He's insane. He usually just posts drivel late at night. We also like to give him grief for his supposed "911 heroism."

 

Phillybear - He's basically the Oscar the Grouch on our little Sesame Street. He likes to talk about killing hookers and drowning people in bodies of AIDS.

 

Recliner Pilot, Flahawker, Posty - Our resident right wing political trolls. Anytime you feel like getting into a fruitless circle jerk of a political "debate", they are here for you.

 

Peenie - To the best of my knowledge, our only resident black geekette. She likes to tell us how racist we are, and threatens to leave forever from time to time.

 

Souxsie - Basically a musician who comes on here to tell us about her wild sex life. She is usually good for a lesbian story or an orgy story. People like to make jokes about her and insult her. Its pretty fun.

 

kutulu - A borderline retard who posts banana emoticons a lot, usually in sets of three. Talks about weed and metallica mostly.

 

Naomi - Probably our purest geekette. She gets grief for "saving herself." If you want to have a civilized debate on the Bible, she's your girl. Of course, her posts tend to be very long, and she apparently doesn't know what a paragraph is, but oh well.

 

Savage Beast - He basically threatens people with the "lake of fire" a lot, and talks about Logan County Oklahoma quite a bit. I'm pretty sure he is insane, and would kill us all if he knew where to find us.

 

The New Girl (TNG) - She crops up occasionally to post threads encouraging us all to look at her and talk about her. Basically your garden variety attention wh0re.

 

Suxbnme - He focks cats. That's about all you need to know there.

 

MedStudent - Pretty self explanatory. He comes on and tells us how he digitally violates corpses from time to time.

 

There are of course, many more, but that about covers the waterfront. Other than the aforementioned "can size" rule, there are no rules, so go nuts.

 

Welcome to the bored focker.

 

P.S. "douche" is doosh around here ya fockin doosh.

 

Okay. On style and subject, I am going to go ahead and give you a 8/10. Its a good primer for the Admiral and the rest of the new dumbfocks on here.

 

But I have to cut into the score a little on content. You were off on a couple things, notably:

 

1. Siouxsie actually being a chick.

2. Peenie not in fact being the biggest racist piece of sh1t on this bored.

3. GFIAP's claim to fame is being a pedophile just as much as it is being a 9/11 hero.

4. Phillybear "...likes to talk about killing hookers and drowning people in bodies of AIDS."

 

Wrong. He likes to kill hookers and drown people in bodies of AIDS. There's no talking about it.

 

HTH.

 

Admiral: "HTH" means "hope this helps". Its basically saying fock you without saying fock you.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

So, HTH.

[FeelingMN 273]

For whatever reason, ass is fair game.

 

I take it the missus didn't enjoy your heartfelt poem?

[Lackman 0]

I take it the missus didn't enjoy your heartfelt poem?

 

The only people who like poems are other poets. There are twice as many poems being written in this country as being read. Think about the silliness of it all.

[Nomad99 646]

The only people who like poems are other poets. There are twice as many poems being written in this country as being read. Think about the silliness of it all.

 

Kinda poetic if you think about it