F U Thread

[fanfootballtn 33]

FU Vikings offensive coordinator for not sticking to the run in the 2nd half.

[Boston Three Party 6]

FU Vikings offensive coordinator for not sticking to the run in the 2nd half.

 

THANK YOU to any of you retards taking ADP @ the 1 spot. Daddy loves CJIII.

 

 

**** me for taking Percy HARVIN as a potential WR2 upside for 1.5 points tonight. Please blow up (as if that is even possible, since Favre has NO TIMING with his WR's) next week so I can trade you away.

 

Berrian?! GTFO you chump. You haven't been relevant since 2007-08 and you still sucked as a WR2 then. Beyotch!

[Blue Barbarian 0]

Thanks gotta go to Garrett Hartley for missing 2 FG and putting up the big Zero points. A big FU for a steenkin kicker.

[Boston_Diablo 0]

Never too early, as I started dropping the F-bombs shortly after M Colston did his disappering act...

[Vipers82 0]

I lost about 14 points due to Meachem dropping a sure TD (I have Brees) and the missed/blocked PAT by Longwell. I don't know which will hurt me more but can't see overcoming those this week.

[RoadLizard 73]

Ditto on Harvin. Focktard. I also feel the pain of Saints WR owners.... you guys are totally screwed and its gonna be the same as last year:

 

1) Moore, Henderson, or Meachem have a huge game.

2) The waiver wire is filled with requests for whichever guy just blew up(Henderson this week).

3) The following week whoever was signed(Henderson) is gauranteed to NOT catch a focking pass at all

4) Whatever Saints WRs were signed the previous week are now cut

5) Waiver wire is filled with requests for whomever was cut the second time around

6) David Thomas and Pierre Thomas both score twice on passes

7) Saints WR's are cut again with whoever blew up getting the most requests...

 

...and the VICIOUS cycle continues. Good focking luck with the Saints WR corps. I suppose Colston is OK but even he is NOT reliable whatsoever. Its a true WRBC over there. Terrible.

[WhiteWonder 2,454]

Never too early, as I started dropping the F-bombs shortly after M Colston did his disappering act...

 

you didn't expect this? sounds like an oversight on your part.

[edjr 6,228]

Never too early, as I started dropping the F-bombs shortly after M Colston did his disappering act...

 

Lead the team in receptions (5) and yards receiving (62 yards).

 

Brees spreads the ball around, everyone knows this.

 

What the fock did you expect?

 

Did you happen to see his stats last year?

 

Week by week

1 - 3 for 30 1 TD
2 - 8 for 98 2 TD
3 - 4 for 67
4 - 2 for 33
5 - 8 for 166 1 TD
6 - 5 for 72 1 TD
7 - 6 for 85 1 TD
8 - 1 for 45
9 - 2 for 17
10 - 5 for 74
11 - 4 for 121 1 TD
12 - 2 for 46 1 TD
13 - 6 for 54 1 TD
14 - 5 for 86
15 - 8 for 77
16 - 1 for 3

 

He is a 3rd WR at best in fantasy football leagues with 12 teams of less

[Stifler 2]

F You Shiancoe...he the only Viking that did anything and the only player I was playing against.

[NorthernVike 2,082]

Here is my season long :FU: to Brad Childress. I hate you, you POS mutherfucker go back to Philthy

 

 

 

I feel much better now

[Phurfur 70]

FU Vikings offensive coordinator for not sticking to the run in the 2nd half.

 

This one is on you. They didn't do that last year why would you think they would do it this year?

 

They miss Chester big time!

[Joscellin 0]

Big F U at myself for thinking I was being clever playing Harvin in my flex over P Thomas.

 

I figure, this will be a shootout, no way the saints will be running it.

 

 

 

 

Sub FU to Meachem for dropping that TD. You started the game so promising

[Joey Gladstone 33]

Never too early, as I started dropping the F-bombs shortly after M Colston did his disappering act...

 

I had Colston last season. VERY happy I don't own him this year. Brees throws to everybody.

[DexterMorgan 5]

Here is my season long :FU: to Brad Childress. I hate you, you POS mutherfucker go back to Philthy

 

 

 

I feel much better now

 

Seriously, Why the F was Greg Camarillo not in on every play?

 

And Bernard Berrian, You are worthless.

[Bengalboy 0]

I had Colston last season. VERY happy I don't own him this year. Brees throws to everybody.

 

 

Same here!

[Saint Elistan 106]

I'll extend my FU to Berrian as well. Can't believe I fell for that trap.

[SUXBNME 1,420]

Ditto on Harvin. Focktard. I also feel the pain of Saints WR owners.... you guys are totally screwed and its gonna be the same as last year:

 

1) Moore, Henderson, or Meachem have a huge game.

2) The waiver wire is filled with requests for whichever guy just blew up(Henderson this week).

3) The following week whoever was signed(Henderson) is gauranteed to NOT catch a focking pass at all

4) Whatever Saints WRs were signed the previous week are now cut

5) Waiver wire is filled with requests for whomever was cut the second time around

6) David Thomas and Pierre Thomas both score twice on passes

7) Saints WR's are cut again with whoever blew up getting the most requests...

 

...and the VICIOUS cycle continues. Good focking luck with the Saints WR corps. I suppose Colston is OK but even he is NOT reliable whatsoever. Its a true WRBC over there. Terrible.

 

This is so focking true.

 

I played that stoopid game with Meachem, Moore and Henderson last year.

Never again

[SUXBNME 1,420]

I'll extend my FU to Berrian as well. Can't believe I fell for that trap.

Yep. I drafted him over Harvin, but I'm not going to give up on him just yet...

[Boston Three Party 6]

Yep. I drafted him over Harvin, but I'm not going to give up on him just yet...

 

I can't believe I plugged Harvin in over FLOYD this week. Ugh. Good thing I have Rodgers to Finley going in that league! QUADRUPLE POINTS a-coming.

[idiotec 31]

Same here!

Ditto

[dpbuddha 9]

FU Saints WRs for all wearing numbers that start with a 1. "Yes! TD for #12....ah ######, that's #17"

[MDC 6,628]

I picked up Devery Henderson for a few weeks last year before realizing that Brees spreads the ball around so much you're just as likely to get a goose egg as a big game out of any receivers. Colston is a very good #2 and Henderson / Meachem should be on your bench for bye weeks. It's a great offense but one that won't delivery consistency in the passing game, other than Brees.

 

I'd like to thank my opponent this week for drafting Harvin 2 spots before I intended to grab him, then starting him as his #2. Hopefully Jackattack! also decides to roll with Brittle Beanie Wells and Chris TEBC Cooley on Sunday.

 

[Cstriker 2]

Garret Hartley. Thank you for ###### me over in 2 leagues.

[Tacks 0]

F You Shiancoe...he the only Viking that did anything and the only player I was playing against.

 

Ditto

[Tacks 0]

Garret Hartley. Thank you for ###### me over in 2 leagues.

 

 

And your league mates thank you for taking a kicker early

[GridIronAssassin#1 0]

Terrible numbers for Brees...............So a big Fu to him

[berven 0]

Thank God for this thread! I've never been seething with such rage just one game into the season.

 

FU Favre. You moved around like the school custodian. The guy who sacked you just pinched your jersey twixt thumb and forefinger and gave a sharp tug.

FU Reggie Bush. I benched Pierre Thomas for you because I just had "a feeling." At first, when Thomas was moving south-to-north instead of north-to-south, I felt vindicated. Then you reverted to your role as the world's most expensive decoy.

FU Garrett Hartley. I choose you from among 32 hopefuls to kick in my salary cap contest and you practically shank them into the nacho stand. Mark my words, I can cut you more easily than the Saints can--and I will.

[Cstriker 2]

And your league mates thank you for taking a kicker early

 

one is an auction and the other he fell to me in 14. nice try.

[sirwinzalot 1]

And your league mates thank you for taking a kicker early

Hell, didn't even draft a kicker and got the guy off waivers, glad I didn't take him in the draft, not so glad I got him and played him

[fanfootballtn 33]

FU Saints WRs for all wearing numbers that start with a 1. "Yes! TD for #12....ah ######, that's #17"

I can't even tell who is lined up where because they are all over the place. It's russian roulette with starting a Saints WR and a crap shoot with figuring out who caught the ball.

[anty63 0]

FU Saints WRs for all wearing numbers that start with a 1. "Yes! TD for #12....ah ######, that's #17"

That's funny!

[BigMilk 40]

Fock You Whale! Fock You Dolphin!

 

Honorable FU mention goes to Chicken and Cow.

[worm 36]

F U to Aromashadu, or so I've been told. Dropped a sure TD pass. Then Cutler with a pick...

 

edit: I've been told the INT isn't Cutler's fault

[fanfootballtn 33]

I don't own him but FU replay booth referee for taking away Calvin Johnson's TD. Clearly when came down with the ball he had control of it. That play was no different when a player dives over the goaline and the ball bounces out of his hand. I would be as a Lions fan or a CJ owner.