The unsponsored "What do you need on MNF" Thread

[cyclone24 1,912]

Whadda ya need??

[mrchunk 1]

50 pts from Staff + Lions D

[VinegarStrokes 0]

I need Detroit D to get 1 point or less. Im F'ed

 

 

Another league... I need Pettigrew to not outscore Stafford, Forte, Chicago D by 9 points.(I will not jinx myself). I know it seems crazy to have my QB up against my D, but, my league gives 1 FPT for every 10 return yards (Hester).

[Jarvis Basnight 119]

Need a crapload from Calvin and Detroit D.

[RicemanX 20]

5 points from the Lions Def.

 

Anything will work. 3 sacks and a fumble rec. 2 INTs and a sack. 4 sacks and hold them under 23 pts. Anything.

C'mon Suh.

[nzoner 937]

53.6 from Cutler,Knox and Hanson combined with no turnovers and/or missed FG's,yeah I'm thinking a 2-2 record is going to now be 2-3

[erknjerk 4]

Stafford Best and Pettigrew to not got me -3 points

[FlaHawker 24]

18 points from Calvin and Gould.

[southcarolina 166]

League #1: 12 pts from Calvin and Hanson (non PPR formet). Doable.

 

League #2: Stafford and Best to outscore Hanson by less than 18 points. (PPR format) Unlikely.

 

 

This is what im thinking: A 35-19 Bears win where Stafford hits Calvin for a 70 yard TD on the first play of the game, after which the Lions offense bogs down and is limited to 4 field goals by Hanson.

[cmh6476 928]

2 pts from forte and chi d for a 3-0 week

[jimmyv83 0]

Down 16.5 They have Gould, I have Megatron and Best

[LunaTick 30]

Gould to score a bunch of fg's. at least 13 pts. Fortunately I can score bonus for long fg's. But would Bears kick multiple of those?

[sunkistguy 0]

Just an average night for megatron 80 and two TD's.

[jerryskids 6,236]

League 1 (non-PPR) -- down 4, I have Da Bears DEF, he has Best. Probably a loss.

 

League 2 (IBL, PPR) -- We play 7 games every week so... if Da Bears (again) score like two points, and Pettigrew doesn't go off for 20+, I could be 6-1.

 

Basically I need the Bears defense to channel their '85 team.

[RaiderHaters Revenge 4,073]

86 pts from Stafford, Best, Knox, Det D, Hanson (PPR)

 

I need a shootout

[Sho Nuff 720]

League 1: 3 points from Hanson.

League 2: Hanson and Bears D not to combine for -6 points.

[The Frontrunner 1]

I need 6 points total from Stafford and Cal. Johnson to go 5-0 in my league.

[SameSongNDance 0]

Best to get injured on the first series and Pettigrew to put up 10/100/1. Needless to say, I'm focked .

 

Cutler and Forte to outscore Knox and CHI defense. Needless to say, he's focked.

[nikki2200 4]

I need Cutler and Chicago D to outscore Robbie Gould by 12 points. There's no hope, is there?

[Mookz 1,311]

Hanson not to throw a pick, I guess (while not kicking any FGs or XPs at the same time).

[jdon 28]

50 pts from Staff + Lions D

Am I playing against you? I have hanson, other dude has stafford, cj3, and lions d.

I am up 55 points and I don't like my odds of winning!

I'm pulling for field goals.

jdon

[SUXBNME 1,445]

I'm up by 20.

He has Stafford, I have Best and Forte

 

:white knuckles:

[Jedi Sensei 17]

I need to go back in time and not start my crappy players.

[SUXBNME 1,445]

I need Cutler and Chicago D to outscore Robbie Gould by 12 points. There's no hope, is there?

I don't understand why you called to congratulate me on the win, dumbo.

You sounded serious at the time.

[Forbess 0]

Give me 30 combined from Stafford and Megatron and im a winner.

 

Have a feeling Calvin breaks this TD slump he is in and reels in 3.

[jgcrawfish 232]

In main league I need Best and Stafford to combine for 31 pts or more. In other league I need Best to put up a mere 81 pts. Hopefully I at least get the 31 pts.

[CapsFan1 0]

Need 76 points out of Stafford, Calvin and Hanson in standard scoring. 2-3 here I come, woo hoo. If you took over 27 on the number of points put up by S. Johnson, D. Nelson, Run DMC, M. Bush, Jared Cook and the New England D, sorry you lose.

[gitrdun 18]

need peddigrew to outscore hanson by 16

[rallo 136]

i am tied with my opponent...

 

 

need megatron to outscore forte (scoring standard)...

 

 

I feel that there is a 40% chance that this could happen

[jerryskids 6,236]

League 1 (non-PPR) -- down 4, I have Da Bears DEF, he has Best. Probably a loss.

 

League 2 (IBL, PPR) -- We play 7 games every week so... if Da Bears (again) score like two points, and Pettigrew doesn't go off for 20+, I could be 6-1.

 

Basically I need the Bears defense to channel their '85 team.

 

I forgot league 3, where I need Pettigrew to get -500 yards, all on handoffs.

[p.man 7]

So far...

Burleson 2 targets.. 1 Drop and 1 was over his head. It was a deep pass down the sideline.

T.Young. 2 Targets.. 1 catch for 9 Yards and 1 over throw.

 

3 Targets and 2 catches for T.Young now. 14 yards.

3 Targets for Burleson 1 catch.

[southcarolina 166]

League #1: 12 pts from Calvin and Hanson (non PPR formet). Doable.

 

Check.

 

League #2: Stafford and Best to outscore Hanson by less than 18 points. (PPR format) Unlikely.

 

 

Oh, youre teasing me Mr Stafford. Keep on being kind of halfway non-effective. Man a couple of 50 yard FGs by Hanson would be so great.

[giraldi02 474]

I sure need the Lions Defense (starting in 4 of 5 leagues) to seal the deal here and get Cutler to the ground for a few sacks.

 

I need Titus Young to catch a few more balls so I can pass Axe Elf and maybe get into the cash for that FanDuel site.

 

I need Calvin Johnson and Jahvid best to get me 30 more points...

 

Oh, and Stafford (starting in 3 of 5 leagues), please get me a bunch more yards. And TD's.

 

As you can see...Let's go Lions!

[cyclone24 1,912]

Of course....of focking course....

 

I was up by 4 and he had Hanson going. Lions score 3 tds so im still up one.

 

 

Lions get the ball back with 4 minutes left, and will probably just run out the clock. No....focking Bears give up a 50 yard run and a 15 yard facemask.....so then Hanson can kick a focking field goal to get me beat by 2.

 

Unreal. And of course i give up 4 season highs to the guy i played who has a dogsh!t team.

 

2-3 with

 

Ryan

Bradshaw

Rice

McGahee

Wayne

R White

Gates/ Hernandez

Crosby

 

Staggering bad luck.

49ers DEF

[SUXBNME 1,445]

I need Cutler and Chicago D to outscore Robbie Gould by 12 points. There's no hope, is there?

I guess not

 

YOU LOSE, WOMAN

[jrbdmb 28]

Of course....of focking course....

 

I was up by 4 and he had Hanson going. Lions score 3 tds so im still up one.

 

 

Lions get the ball back with 4 minutes left, and will probably just run out the clock. No....focking Bears give up a 50 yard run and a 15 yard facemask.....so then Hanson can kick a focking field goal to get me beat by 2.

 

Unreal. And of course i give up 4 season highs to the guy i played who has a dogsh!t team.

 

2-3 with

 

Ryan

Bradshaw

Rice

McGahee

Wayne

R White

Gates/ Hernandez

Crosby

 

Staggering bad luck.

49ers DEF

+1

 

Up 5 and finished, opponent has Hanson. I lose by one point because the Bears give up a 60 yard play with two minutes left when the Lions just wanted to kill the clock.

 

Plus the guy I played left *two* roster spots empty, but started the 49ers DEF and Big Ben.

[nikki2200 4]

I guess not

 

YOU LOSE, WOMAN

 

FOCK OFF!!!!!!!!!!!!! At least you know that I beat myself this week. You didn't beat me.

[SUXBNME 1,445]

FOCK OFF!!!!!!!!!!!!! At least you know that I beat myself this week. You didn't beat me.

Sh1t...I beat myself every other day...Wanna watch?

Naa...You're not worthy given your dumbass lineup decisions this week

[nikki2200 4]

Sh1t...I beat myself every other day...Wanna watch?

Naa...You're not worthy given your dumbass lineup decisions this week

 

What drug was I on when I decided to start Preston focking Parker over Garcon against KC??? I hope I had a good time because I don't remember one minute of it. Note to self: No crack when setting your lineup. Just shoot me in the face.

[SUXBNME 1,445]

What drug was I on when I decided to start Preston focking Parker over Garcon against KC??? I hope I had a good time because I don't remember one minute of it. Note to self: No crack when setting your lineup. Just shoot me in the face.

I'd settle for the standard pearl necklace on ya, but it seems like it would be a waste of good sperm given your obvious retardedness.

Seriously, I'm the luckiest person in our league.

My team sucks...You know it, I know it, Voltaire knows it..Hell, everyone in our league knows it.

Then again, 4-1 is ok with me right now.

 

(Yes, I know that you helped with my draft when I forgot time...stoopid auto draft)