Heading to Vegas.......Tips & tricks from Vets?

[420allstars 13]

dont look the "24hrs girls,girls, girls" mexicans in the eye's or you will get handed a bunch of hooker cards and feel dumb throwing them out..

 

unless thats the whole point of the trip?

[nzoner 937]

At LAX now and will be in Vegas withing the next 2 hours. Staying at the palms and will be going to a burlesque show with the wife tomorrow. Heres to 3 nights not spent at work.

 

Which burlesque show?

[Frozenbeernuts 1,888]

Which burlesque show?

X Burlesque

[Frozenbeernuts 1,888]

Saw carrot top last night, holy fock was he funny. The dude puts a lot of energy into his shows and stays current with a lot of his jokes

[nzoner 937]

X Burlesque

 

:thumbsup:

 

Two thumbs way up,it's a very small venue for Vegas but I'd still see if you can slip the host that seats you a few extra bucks and get a front row seat,hell the girls might pick you to be the one that goes on stage.

[IGotWorms 4,053]

Saw carrot top last night, holy fock was he funny. The dude puts a lot of energy into his shows and stays current with a lot of his jokes

 

[Frozenbeernuts 1,888]

Have you ever seen his show? If not you cannot judge until you do.

 

Vegas food, by the way, makes me poop fire a lot

[Frozenbeernuts 1,888]

:thumbsup:

 

Two thumbs way up,it's a very small venue for Vegas but I'd still see if you can slip the host that seats you a few extra bucks and get a front row seat,hell the girls might pick you to be the one that goes on stage.

Once i got a few drinks in the wifey (36 D) she was picking out all of these burlesque type shows and wanting to see them. Gotta love it when the wife starts to find nekked wimmens attractive.

[Frozenbeernuts 1,888]

:thumbsup:

 

Two thumbs way up,it's a very small venue for Vegas but I'd still see if you can slip the host that seats you a few extra bucks and get a front row seat,hell the girls might pick you to be the one that goes on stage.

You werent focking kidding. Being at that show and married is tough. The female form is so focking gorgeous

[nobody 2,482]

They got rid of Drai's?

 

Edit: Its in Bills Gambling Saloon or whatever they renamed Barberry Coast...

 

 

It also sucks now since everyone found out about it. They even charge a cover.

 

Pretty sure Bill's is closed for awhile anyway.

[Frozenbeernuts 1,888]

It also sucks now since everyone found out about it. They even charge a cover.

 

Pretty sure Bill's is closed for awhile anyway.

By "found out about it do you mean they realized its right on the strip?

[nobody 2,482]

By "found out about it do you mean they realized its right on the strip?

 

I guess by "found out about it," I meant that the goofball 22 year old club goers in their Kenneth Cole uniforms trying to fake like they have money willing to wait in line for two hours to get into Tao and Pure that would normally never set foot in a Barbary Coast or a Bill's Gamblin Hall & Saloon because it doesn't look like much, realized a pretty good after hours spot was there, and it was worth going to, thus immediately making it sh¡tty.

[Frozenbeernuts 1,888]

I guess by "found out about it," I meant that the goofball 22 year old club goers in their Kenneth Cole uniforms trying to fake like they have money willing to wait in line for two hours to get into Tao and Pure that would normally never set foot in a Barbary Coast or a Bill's Gamblin Hall & Saloon because it doesn't look like much, realized a pretty good after hours spot was there, and it was worth going to, thus immediately making it sh¡tty.

Yeah i can see that. The sign outside the place said it will not be back until next year. Thats a long ass renovation.

[nzoner 937]

March 13th 10th annual March Madness trip and St Pat's is on a Saturday,fockin' O'Shea's is going to be near impossible to get an Irish Margarita.

[NorthernVike 2,082]

March 13th 10th annual March Madness trip and St Pat's is on a Saturday,fockin' O'Shea's is going to be near impossible to get an Irish Margarita.

I'll bite. What's in an Irish Margarita?

[Filthy Fernadez 2,696]

Drink at the casino while betting modestly but tipping well. I would give the waitresses $5 chip for a premium beer that had I bought it at the casino would run $12.

[patweisers44 751]

I'll bite. What's in an Irish Margarita?

Jameson, Tequila and some mixer (sour mix maybe) and a splash of blue curacao to make it green. I think.

[Djgb13 2,339]

March 13th 10th annual March Madness trip and St Pat's is on a Saturday,fockin' O'Shea's is going to be near impossible to get an Irish Margarita.

Never had an Irish margarita but now I want one

[DankNuggs 305]

March 13th 10th annual March Madness trip and St Pat's is on a Saturday,fockin' O'Shea's is going to be near impossible to get an Irish Margarita.

OSheas in gone. Hate to break the news. Early afternoon beer pong was a staple for my trips out there back in the day

 

Edit google search says it still exists. Was told it closed. Game on

[nzoner 937]

I'll bite. What's in an Irish Margarita?

 

 

Jameson, Tequila and some mixer (sour mix maybe) and a splash of blue curacao to make it green. I think.

Oshea's is their famous frozen lime Marg with a shot of Jameson,although pats can be correct as well.I now like them so much I'll order at different places but go with Marg on the rocks.

[nzoner 937]

OSheas in gone. Hate to break the news. Early afternoon beer pong was a staple for my trips out there back in the day

Nope O'Shea's 2.0 opened a few years ago on The Linq

[DankNuggs 305]

Nope O'Shea's 2.0 opened a few years ago on The Linq

Just edited my post guess the opened back up

 

Enjoy the trip. My tips are to avoid table games and just win money playing 1-2 NLHE

[nzoner 937]

OSheas in gone. Hate to break the news. Early afternoon beer pong was a staple for my trips out there back in the day

 

Edit google search says it still exists. Was told it closed. Game on

I broke that news in this very thread,the 2.0 version is much bigger and now has an outside bar facing The Linq as well,and as of last year the midget is still working there.

[Djgb13 2,339]

 

 

Oshea's is their famous frozen lime Marg with a shot of Jameson,although pats can be correct as well.I now like them so much I'll order at different places but go with Marg on the rocks.

Besides green beer or Guinness I usually order a Bushmills Irish Buck during St Pattys day. Bushmills whiskey, fresh lime juice, and ginger ale

[edjr 6,384]

OSheas in gone. Hate to break the news. Early afternoon beer pong was a staple for my trips out there back in the day

 

Edit google search says it still exists. Was told it closed. Game on

 

 

O'sheas is the spot.

 

Love getting a shot from the midget walking on the bar. dressed up like a leprechaun.

[nzoner 937]

Besides green beer or Guinness I usually order a Bushmills Irish Buck during St Pattys day. Bushmills whiskey, fresh lime juice, and ginger ale

Only way I can drink a Guinness is like a black and tan here only it's with a beer called Boulevard Wheat.

[nzoner 937]

 

 

O'sheas is the spot.

 

Love getting a shot from the midget walking on the bar. dressed up like a leprechaun.

Ed is this you?

 

I took that on the '09 MM trip at the original O'Sheas

[edjr 6,384]

Ed is this you?

 

I took that on the '09 MM trip at the original O'Sheas

 

 

That's my midget!

[Hardcore troubadour 14,284]

Besides green beer or Guinness I usually order a Bushmills Irish Buck during St Pattys day. Bushmills whiskey, fresh lime juice, and ginger ale

That should be called a Bushmills Giant Puzzy. Drink like a man.

[tanatastic 2,062]

Visit old Vegas, Fremont Street. Have lunch at a place called park on Fremont, get a sandwich called the stoner. I fantasize about going back. Also get a Bloody Mary and chicken enchilada nachos at nacho daddy.

[edjr 6,384]

Next time I want to go to the heart attack grille

[DankNuggs 305]

Pete Rose opened a bar I stopped in last time i was there. Place looked nice but it was empty besides restaurant staff on their day off

[edjr 6,384]

Pete Rose opened a bar I stopped in last time i was there. Place looked nice but it was empty besides restaurant staff on their day off

 

Seems to me he should open a flower shop

[Djgb13 2,339]

That should be called a Bushmills Giant Puzzy. Drink like a man.

Sorry but Id rather not gulp down cvm like you. Ill stick to my beers and whiskeys

[Hardcore troubadour 14,284]

Sorry but Id rather not gulp down cvm like you. Ill stick to my beers and whiskeys

Yeah, your need to sweeten things up like a bioch is more indicative of a cu-m guzzler.

[Djgb13 2,339]

Yeah, your need to sweeten things up like a bioch is more indicative of a cu-m guzzler.

Last I checked lime juice and ginger ale arent that sweet. But nice try copying my comeback. Whats next? The whole I Know You Are But What Am I comeback?

[Hardcore troubadour 14,284]

Last I checked lime juice and ginger ale arent that sweet. But nice try copying my comeback. Whats next? The whole I Know You Are But What Am I comeback?

Man up! You're a combat vet for gods sake! You think the guys that stormed the beaches at Normandy were putting lime juice and ginger in the whiskey?

[Djgb13 2,339]

Man up! You're a combat vet for gods sake! You think the guys that stormed the beaches at Normandy were putting lime juice and ginger in the whiskey?

Sorry but I enjoy the occasional mixed drink like that along with beer and bourbon on the rocks

[Djgb13 2,339]

Another note: when did having something like ginger ale in your drink make it a womans drink? Hell I love me a Godfather, whiskey sours, Tom Collins, moscow mules, old fashioneds (my fav to drun), old manhattans, etc. A good bit of those have some sugar in them or something other than straight alcohol and are considered some of the manliest drinks there are. Plus they are amazing

[tanatastic 2,062]

I prefer a raspberry mojito with sprite instead of soda.