edjr 6,308 Posted February 5, 2015 SPRINGFIELD, Mass. — Massachusetts police are investigating the death of an 18-month old child who suffocated, apparently because of a home remedy for head lice involving mayonnaise and a plastic bag. A Springfield police department spokesman says officers responded to a city home last Saturday for reports of a child not breathing. Sgt. John Delaney says the little girl's scalp was covered in mayonnaise and a plastic shopping bag was placed over her head, a common home remedy for head lice. The girl was left unattended and apparently fell asleep, allowing the bag to slip down over her face, suffocating her. The matter remains under investigation and no charges have been filed. The state Department of Children and Families is also investigating. With a family that dumb, sadly she may be better off. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dain11279 951 Posted February 5, 2015 They should've used Miracle Whip Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kutulu 1,624 Posted February 5, 2015 What a terrible article They didn't even say if it got rid of the lice Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mungwater 593 Posted February 5, 2015 I want to hear what the family does for a toothache Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DankNuggs 305 Posted February 5, 2015 Springfield... The Tampa of Massachusetts Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
HenryHill9323 65 Posted February 5, 2015 Springfield... The Tampa of Massachusetts That's a very rare affliction in Mass. There is usually only one tooth in any given family. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
edjr 6,308 Posted February 5, 2015 Springfield... The Tampa of Massachusetts even worse Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DankNuggs 305 Posted February 5, 2015 even worse My father grew up there but moved before it turned in New Dominica Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
IGotWorms 4,028 Posted February 5, 2015 I want to hear what the family does for a toothache They put the kid's whole head in a noose and attach it to the doorknob. One quick yank of the door and problem solved Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
