12 Geeks 1 Cup 2015: Fantasy Football is stupid, and i hope the govt. shuts it all down.

[WhiteWonder 2,673]

The people in the CC league draft like old maid focks

[OldMaid 2,129]

The people in the CC league draft like old maid focks

[WhiteWonder 2,673]

Seriously. Will they even finish by kickoff?

[OldMaid 2,129]

Seriously. Will they even finish by kickoff?

 

It's a good thing I'm not the Commish, I'd put a 4 hr timer on picks during the day.

[WhiteWonder 2,673]

 

It's a good thing I'm not the Commish, I'd put a 4 hr timer on picks during the day.

There are people AVERAGING 7 to 10 hours per pick.. how the fock do you AVERAGE that much time. That means you probably took more than 24 hours to make a pick in some cases.

[southcarolina 166]

The people in the CC league draft like old maid focks

We've never drafted in a hotel room full of black dudes?

[Djgb13 2,339]

There are people AVERAGING 7 to 10 hours per pick.. how the fock do you AVERAGE that much time. That means you probably took more than 24 hours to make a pick in some cases.

How is that possible? I thought the timer was set for 8 hours

[Voltaire 5,175]

Seriously. Will they even finish by kickoff?

26 more picks to go.

[southcarolina 166]

I will try to work on getting rosters loaded at Yahoo tomorrow when i get home from work.

[posty 2,608]

I will try to work on getting rosters loaded at Yahoo tomorrow when i get home from work.

[southcarolina 166]

screw it. i was so psyched how good my Cocks looked tonight that i went ahead and did it.

 

i even remembered to change the WW order.

 

 

But the short story is 12G1C 2015 is open for business.

 

All players are FA until their teams kickoff their first game. Players dropped have to go through a 2 day waiver period. After the season starts there will be weekly rolling list waivers on Tuesday mornings.

 

http://football.fantasysports.yahoo.com/f1/166508

[southcarolina 166]

Please make sure your rosters are correct.

[southcarolina 166]

Beer was being consumed while i entered roster. s.

[Djgb13 2,339]

screw it. i was so psyched how good my Cocks looked tonight that i went ahead and did it.

 

 

http://football.fantasysports.yahoo.com/f1/166508

I don't know about looking "good". Our secondary sucks big time and the qb situation doesn't look promising. Defense couldn't tackle for squat tonight. If NC would have ran it more we would have been in trouble

[posty 2,608]

Mine looks good! Great job!

 

[shotsup 832]

I quit.

[posty 2,608]

Just wanted to post this as this will probably be the only time I will be in first place:

 

Draft Grades

posty's posse A

Heavy-set A-

Fallujah Realtors A-

Victorious Secret B+

The Herbivores B

Rubber Dix B

Beats by Ray B

Idgy Bundt Wholes B-

BarracudaDeathwish B-

ShotsUp B-

VuDu Chillen' C

Gary's Team C-

[shotsup 832]

Got you Volty ??

[OldMaid 2,129]

Roster correct... thanks sc!

[southcarolina 166]

Yeah but what would my grade have been if I had drafted a kicker that is still on an NFL team?

[KSB2424 3,148]

Post the teams. I'll be the judge of who won the draft. I'm the only, truly qualified person to do so.

[posty 2,608]

Post the teams. I'll be the judge of who won the draft. I'm the only, truly qualified person to do so.

http://football27.myfantasyleague.com/2015/options?L=73552&O=07

 

Starting Lineups: QB, WR, WR, RB, RB, TE, W/T, K, DEF

 

Passing Yards 25 yards per point

Passing Touchdowns 4

Interceptions -1

Rushing Yards 10 yards per point

Rushing Touchdowns 6

Receptions 1

Reception Yards 10 yards per point

Reception Touchdowns 6

Return Touchdowns 6

2-Point Conversions 2

Fumbles Lost -2

Offensive Fumble Return TD 6

 

Field Goals 0-19 Yards 3

Field Goals 20-29 Yards 3

Field Goals 30-39 Yards 3

Field Goals 40-49 Yards 4

Field Goals 50+ Yards 5

Point After Attempt Made 1

 

Sack 1

Interception 2

Fumble Recovery 2

Touchdown 6

Safety 2

Block Kick 2

Kickoff and Punt Return Touchdowns 6

Points Allowed 0 points 10

Points Allowed 1-6 points 7

Points Allowed 7-13 points 4

Points Allowed 14-20 points 1

Points Allowed 21-27 points 0

Points Allowed 28-34 points -1

Points Allowed 35+ points -4

[OldMaid 2,129]

Yeah but what would my grade have been if I had drafted a kicker that is still on an NFL team?

McManus is still on a team.

[KSB2424 3,148]

Quick thoughts on a couple teams:

 

OM: Love the Big Ben and Julio picks. Barring injury, those two alone should keep you middle of the pack. Unfortunately I don't see much else to get excited about.

 

Lots of risk at RB in a league that demands you start two.

[KSB2424 3,148]

Gocolts:

 

Well, he lived up to his handle. And actually I think it's the only thing that saved him. Frank Gore is underrated this year as is Andre Johnson. Both have something left in the tank and are playing on the best offenses of their lives. Eddie Lacy will score TD's. I also like The Eli and Stafford combo to play weekly match ups.

 

But other than that. Ugh, lots of misses. .500 team right now. Could do well if hits a home run on the free agent market.

[KSB2424 3,148]

I do not like shotsups team at all. Ugh. I mean Rodgers is nice. I love Bennett at TE, but just way to much randomness. Bottom feeder

[KSB2424 3,148]

Was Mookz even trying? Dear Lord.

[KSB2424 3,148]

WhiteWonder:

 

I can tell he still has an IBL hangover and went WR heavy. Problem for WW is that this league demands you start two RB's. And if Lactation Murray doesn't milk out, he's focked.

 

The good news is he wisely cuffed CJ with Hillman. And his WR depth is nice. And the Tom Brady news today falls in his lap. Not sure which round he got Brady in but it's probable value.

 

Bad news is his tight ends suck big fat donkey balls.

 

All in all a good team. Probable playoff team. And a contender if can sure up the RB and TE position.

[KSB2424 3,148]

Last beer, I'll finish the rest on the morrow.

[shotsup 832]

I do not like shotsups team at all.

AND that's why we play the games - paper analysis means dogshit

[Voltaire 5,175]

AND that's why we play the games - paper analysis means dogshit

can you get over to CCDL soon? Thanks.

[Djgb13 2,339]

AND that's why we play the games - paper analysis means dogshit

Actually can agree on this. Half the time the teams that look the best don't end up in the championships

[southcarolina 166]

McManus is still on a team.

Hmmm i thought i read a blurb about him being waived....

[KSB2424 3,148]

Beats by Ray: Pretty solid from top to bottom, especially if Foster comes back as expected sooner rather than later and plays at a high level. Unlike other teams the weakness is WR. It's not terrible, but just as a good of a stable as other teams. Not sure how much I the Peyton Manning - Alfred Morris back to back picks I'm assuming in rounds 3 and 4. Solid team though if the WR core pans out.

[KSB2424 3,148]

Voltaire: I'm a little perplexed by the make up of his team. Lots of suspended and injured guys. 4 Tight Ends, yet only 3 RB's.

 

Cooks, Edleman and Ashlon is a pretty good WR core. L.Bell is a stud. And both Bridgewater and Matty Ice have good seasons I believe this year.

 

I actually sort of like this team once Volty sifts through the roster as the season goes along and finds a RB diamond in the rough or cuffs a starting RB by dropping a TE. Same thing with a few of his unproven bench WR's. Those will work themselves out as the season goes along with some becoming waiver fodder and maybe one panning out. It would have been nice if Volty could've nabbed Eddie Royal as insurance/backup for Jeffrey. I'd suggest him as a trade target.

 

At first glance I wasn't getting warm and fuzzies, but as I broke the team down I was intrigued. I smell the playoffs for this team.

[posty 2,608]

WhiteWonder:

 

I can tell he still has an IBL hangover and went WR heavy. Problem for WW is that this league demands you start two RB's. And if Lactation Murray doesn't milk out, he's focked.

 

The good news is he wisely cuffed CJ with Hillman. And his WR depth is nice. And the Tom Brady news today falls in his lap. Not sure which round he got Brady in but it's probable value.

 

Bad news is his tight ends suck big fat donkey balls.

 

All in all a good team. Probable playoff team. And a contender if can sure up the RB and TE position.

Brady was taken in the 8th...

 

http://football27.myfantasyleague.com/2015/options?L=73552&O=17

[KSB2424 3,148]

AND that's why we play the games - paper analysis means dogshit

 

Well, of course. But isn't it fun to get an opinion about who won or lost the draft? Obviously fantasy football is a crap shoot and each team is one big injury away from disaster, but it's good time killer. Plus I have a knack for this shit.

[KSB2424 3,148]

Herbivore:

 

Meh. Average. Ho-Hum. I mean, its not awful, but I am underwhelmed.

 

QB's are ....okay.

RB' are....a little shaky behind Forte.

WR's Thomas - Landry - Tate is a nice starting core. And one of Decker or Crabtree may pan out to be a good WR4.

TE: Love Olsen this year

 

Another team I predict in the middle of the pack.

[OldMaid 2,129]

Hmmm i thought i read a blurb about him being waived....

You probably did...

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

in 2014.

[heavy-set 39]

draft grades are out.

 

 

Draft Grades

• • posty's posse
  • A
  • Report Card
• • Heavy-set
  • A-
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• • Fallujah Realtors
  • A-
  • Report Card
• • Victorious Secret
  • B+
  • Report Card
• • The Herbivores
  • B
  • Report Card
• • Rubber Dix
  • B
  • Report Card
• • Beats by Ray
  • B
  • Report Card
• • Idgy Bundt Wholes
  • B-
  • Report Card
• • BarracudaDeathwish
  • B-
  • Report Card
• • ShotsUp
  • B-
  • Report Card
• • VuDu Chillen'
  • C
  • Report Card
• • Gary's Team
  • C-
  • Report Card