Annoying female coworker spinoff.

[lickin_starfish 1,807]

When you eat hard candy, do you rattle it around your mouth with your lips open, with occasional slurping sounds? That's how my fat coworker eats hers, and it's maddening.

[DonS 3,261]

She's obviously flirting with you, pretending she's gobbling your standard GC 12" johnson.

[wiffleball 4,763]

Start sucking your teeth like only ghetto black people do. That'll work.

[lickin_starfish 1,807]

Start sucking your teeth like only ghetto black people do. That'll work.

She does that too, haha.

[fandandy 3,313]

Watch her as you slowly rub your groin and ask her if she knows why they call it hard candy.

[vuduchile 1,945]

Wtf is the matter with this cow?

 

Shes supposed to suck it quickly and quietly, in a dimly lit room where nobody can make eye contact with her.

[Bier Meister 1,613]

shots' neighbor?

[lickin_starfish 1,807]

She's what you would get if you crossed Melissa McCarthy with Mama June, and somehow made them louder and less classy.

[DonS 3,261]

She's what you would get if you crossed Melissa McCarthy with Mama June, and somehow made them louder and less classy.

I think it moved

[IGotWorms 4,053]

When you eat hard candy, do you rattle it around your mouth with your lips open, with occasional slurping sounds? That's how my fat coworker eats hers, and it's maddening.

Sounds kinda hot to me