How much do you think Tom Brady pays in child support?

[wiffleball 4,788]

He basically broke up with Bridget Moynahan at the exact same time that she found out that she was pregnant. Literally 9 months after they broke up, she gave birth.

 

Even though they weren't married, you would have to think you even a douche like Tom would pay some serious bucks to the babymama raising his son, right?

 

She is done a very admirable job keeping her mouth pretty much shut about the whole thing. Wondering if Patriots homers know what the deal is there.

[drobeski 3,061]

Best thing that ever happened to that kid. He's with his dad and hot step mom all the time.

[edjr 6,578]

She pays him

[Mike Honcho 5,065]

She pays him

 

She makes money by charging Drobe to hear the story of what Tommy looks like nekid.

[wiffleball 4,788]

 

She makes money by charging Drobe to hear the story of what Tommy looks like nekid.

[Hardcore troubadour 14,881]

What excuse do people (women) use in these modern times for an unplanned pregnancy? Last I heard there were many ways to prevent that from happening

[vuduchile 1,945]

Who cares? All we really wanna know is what sorta kissing technique he uses on the kid.

[edjr 6,578]

What excuse do people (women) use in these modern times for an unplanned pregnancy? Last I heard there were many ways to prevent that from happening

 

"it won't happen to me"

[tanatastic 2,062]

What excuse do people (women) use in these modern times for an unplanned pregnancy? Last I heard there were many ways to prevent that from happening

I should have 3 kids by now. Every time the same excuse...I was on the pill, I swear, it’s not 100% effective. Yes it is...if you take it regularly. What happens is they forget to take it and lie about it.

 

Just like when people say condoms are only 97%. No, they are 100, when they don’t break. If I pour water into a cup and every drop makes it into the cup, is there a 97% chance the table didn’t get wet or 100%?

[edjr 6,578]

I should have 3 kids by now. Every time the same excuse...I was on the pill, I swear, it’s not 100% effective. Yes it is...if you take it regularly. What happens is they forget to take it and lie about it.

 

Just like when people say condoms are only 97%. No, they are 100, when they don’t break. If I pour water into a cup and every drop makes it into the cup, is there a 97% chance the table didn’t get wet or 100%?

 

you don't suffer from FFT cack, yours will never break

[Hardcore troubadour 14,881]

I should have 3 kids by now. Every time the same excuse...I was on the pill, I swear, its not 100% effective. Yes it is...if you take it regularly. What happens is they forget to take it and lie about it.

 

Just like when people say condoms are only 97%. No, they are 100, when they dont break. If I pour water into a cup and every drop makes it into the cup, is there a 97% chance the table didnt get wet or 100%?

Ok, but they have the motioning after pill now. Why hasn't that basically made abortion clinics unnecessary?

[edjr 6,578]

Ok, but they have the motioning after pill now. Why hasn't that basically made abortion clinics unnecessary?

 

if there is one thing I would never count on, it's for a chick to make her way to get the morning after pill.

 

I should keep them next to the viagra

[tanatastic 2,062]

Ok, but they have the motioning after pill now. Why hasn't that basically made abortion clinics unnecessary?

In this case they refer back to what Ed said, they think it won’t happen to them. They miss a day but then take 2 the next day and n get you back on track but there’s room for error. Women just can’t be trusted with stuff like that. I’ve never met a woman who can even take care of a plant.

[parrot 789]

A Brazilian Dollars.

[titans&bucs&bearsohmy! 2,745]

 

if there is one thing I would never count on, it's for a chick to make her way to get the morning after pill.

 

I should keep them next to the viagra

I have a friend that keeps a supply handy. He rawdogs all weekend and gives them to his little Chinese girls as they leave.

[wiffleball 4,788]

Do you know in parts of Europe like France and Germany, feminist have successfully made paternity test illegal? Yes you heard me right.

 

So called feminist hate these things. And if you get them talking, they will admit then it takes away their ability to commit out right fraud against men.

 

There have been cases where men with certified vasectomies and certified zero sperm count have gotten all these documents from their doctors and still lost because paternity test are illegal. In short, all the woman has to do is know your name and you're on the hook. Simply because she says so. The French feel in part that if those tests were allowed, then there would be children who were not taken care of. Not to mention all the fuss that comes with exposing outright fraud.

 

Ho Lee fuk, we are screwed as a people.

[titans&bucs&bearsohmy! 2,745]

Do you know in parts of Europe like France and Germany, feminist have successfully made paternity test illegal? Yes you heard me right.

 

So called feminist hate these things. And if you get them talking, they will admit then it takes away their ability to commit out right fraud against men.

 

There have been cases where men with certified vasectomies and certified zero sperm count have gotten all these documents from their doctors and still lost because paternity test are illegal. In short, all the woman has to do is know your name and you're on the hook. Simply because she says so. The French feel in part that if those tests were allowed, then there would be children who were not taken care of. Not to mention all the fuss that comes with exposing outright fraud.

 

Ho Lee fuk, we are screwed as a people.

I would make every minute of every day of that chicks life torture. It would be my mission to destroy everything that gives her joy.

[wiffleball 4,788]

I would make every minute of every day of that chicks life torture. It would be my mission to destroy everything that gives her joy.

I don't know, that's pretty brutal even for you.

 

I mean, you already had sex with her. How much worse can you make her life?

[Patriotsfatboy1 1,432]

I would make every minute of every day of that chicks life torture. It would be my mission to destroy everything that gives her joy.

I think women have much better skills in this area. It is in their DNA

[NorthernVike 2,083]

I don't know, that's pretty ###### brutal even for you.

 

I mean, you already had sex with her. How much worse can you make her life?

Beat me to it.

[titans&bucs&bearsohmy! 2,745]

I think women have much better skills in this area. It is in their DNA

Yes, women are good at this.

 

But our blunt crudity in such matters can be effective too.

[Alias Detective 1,388]

I should have 3 kids by now. Every time the same excuse...I was on the pill, I swear, it’s not 100% effective. Yes it is...if you take it regularly. What happens is they forget to take it and lie about it.

Just like when people say condoms are only 97%. No, they are 100, when they don’t break. If I pour water into a cup and every drop makes it into the cup, is there a 97% chance the table didn’t get wet or 100%?

Condensation

[posty 2,601]

I should have 3 kids by now. Every time the same excuse...I was on the pill, I swear, it’s not 100% effective. Yes it is...if you take it regularly. What happens is they forget to take it and lie about it.

 

Just like when people say condoms are only 97%. No, they are 100, when they don’t break. If I pour water into a cup and every drop makes it into the cup, is there a 97% chance the table didn’t get wet or 100%?

The only thing that is 100% effective in birth control is abstinence...

[edjr 6,578]

The only thing that is 100% effective in birth control is abstinence...

 

Tell that to Jesus

[Mike Honcho 5,065]

 

Tell that to Jesus

 

Must have been fun for Joseph and work the next day...

 

Joseph: And Mary got pregnant and we never had sex, she's says it's a miracle.

Coworkers of Joseph: Cuck.

[edjr 6,578]

 

Must have been fun for Joseph and work the next day...

 

Joseph: And Mary got pregnant and we never had sex, she's says it's a miracle.

Coworkers of Joseph: Cuck.

 

[kilroy69 1,213]

I was always super impressed with him. He banged a super hot supermodel and when her body was about to be wrecked he moved UP to a HOTTER supermodel. He is living the life everyone wants.

[parrot 789]

A Brazilian Dollars.

Because... you know... Gazelle's Brazilian...

[wiffleball 4,788]

Because... you know... Gazelle's Brazilian...

[shotsup 832]

That Homo Phag Queer never even seen a Vajina let alone penetrated one.