Rusty Syringes 478 Posted March 16, 2021 10 hours ago, Mr. Hand said: Mike needs to ban him. He’s completely out of control. Out on the forearm for forty days Last night in Little Rock put him in a haze Sweet, sweet Connie, doin' her act She had the whole show and that's a natural fact Up all night with Freddie King He got to tell you, poker's his thing Booze and ladies, keep him right As long as he can make it to the Geek Club tonight He's an American Hand He's an American Hand He's comin' to your town He'll help you party it down He's an American Hand Four young chiquitas in Omaha Waitin' for Mr. Hand to return from the show Feelin' good, feelin' right, it's Saturday night The hotel detective, he was outta sight Now these fine ladies, they had a plan They was out to meet that sexy Mr. Hand They said, come on dude, let's get it on And they proceeded to tear that hotel down He's an American Hand He's an American Hand He's comin' to your town He'll help you party it down He's an American Hand He's an American Hand He's an American Hand He's comin' to your town He'll help you party it down He's an American Hand He's an American Hand He's an American Hand He's comin' to your town He'll help you party it down He's an American Hand, wooo He's an American Hand, wooo He's an American Hand, wooo He's an American Hand, wooo 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mr. Hand 482 Posted March 16, 2021 3 minutes ago, Rusty Syringes said: Out on the forearm for forty days Last night in Little Rock put him in a haze Sweet, sweet Connie, doin' her act She had the whole show and that's a natural fact Up all night with Freddie King He got to tell you, poker's his thing Booze and ladies, keep him right As long as he can make it to the Geek Club tonight He's an American Hand He's an American Hand He's comin' to your town He'll help you party it down He's an American Hand Four young chiquitas in Omaha Waitin' for Mr. Hand to return from the show Feelin' good, feelin' right, it's Saturday night The hotel detective, he was outta sight Now these fine ladies, they had a plan They was out to meet that sexy Mr. Hand They said, come on dude, let's get it on And they proceeded to tear that hotel down He's an American Hand He's an American Hand He's comin' to your town He'll help you party it down He's an American Hand He's an American Hand He's an American Hand He's comin' to your town He'll help you party it down He's an American Hand He's an American Hand He's an American Hand He's comin' to your town He'll help you party it down He's an American Hand, wooo He's an American Hand, wooo He's an American Hand, wooo He's an American Hand, wooo I’m happy you get off acting like this. It’s whacked but if that’s what you enjoy then go for it. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rusty Syringes 478 Posted March 16, 2021 6 minutes ago, Mr. Hand said: I’m happy you get off acting like this. It’s whacked but if that’s what you enjoy then go for it. OK! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DonS 3,241 Posted March 16, 2021 1 hour ago, jerryskids said: You can insert a different diameter TEP thingie, right? Make it nice and tight like you're a virgin!!! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
OldMaid 2,108 Posted March 16, 2021 1 hour ago, DonS said: You can insert a different diameter TEP thingie, right? Make it nice and tight like you're a virgin!!! Well this escalated rather quickly. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rusty Syringes 478 Posted March 16, 2021 Just now, OldMaid said: Well this escalated rather quickly. As much as I absolutely despise jerryskids, I couldn't go there. alsojustkidding. I lurve teh jerryskids. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
OldMaid 2,108 Posted March 16, 2021 I hope Jerry knows it was in good fun. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DonS 3,241 Posted March 16, 2021 6 minutes ago, OldMaid said: I hope Jerry knows it was in good fun. Oh he's pissed at you. That was entirely uncalled for and hurtful. I can get away with my joke, though, since I'm part of the throat cancer survivor fraternity. It's like black folks being allowed to call each other the N word. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jerryskids 6,179 Posted March 16, 2021 Oh I don’t care; if I did I wouldn’t have posted here for so long. For the record, I can stick different sized “buttons” into the stoma (hole), but the actual hole size doesn’t change. It stays tight... real tight... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
OldMaid 2,108 Posted March 16, 2021 10 minutes ago, jerryskids said: Oh I don’t care; if I did I wouldn’t have posted here for so long. For the record, I can stick different sized “buttons” into the stoma (hole), but the actual hole size doesn’t change. It stays tight... real tight... Rusty... care to comment on the use of the word "buttons"? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rusty Syringes 478 Posted March 16, 2021 1 minute ago, OldMaid said: Rusty... care to comment on the use of the word "buttons"? I'm more focused on what I can do with the lyrics from the main song from the musical "Oklahoma!" Oooooookla stoma, where the wind ... You want to have a crack at it? 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mr. Hand 482 Posted March 16, 2021 11 minutes ago, Rusty Syringes said: I'm more focused on what I can do with the lyrics from the main song from the musical "Oklahoma!" Oooooookla stoma, where the wind ... You want to have a crack at it? You can’t communicate. You have your world with your songs. And a troll. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TimmySmith 2,782 Posted March 16, 2021 This thread has actually turned into a microcosm of what's left of Biden's brain. Or maybe a macrocosm. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rusty Syringes 478 Posted March 16, 2021 3 minutes ago, Mr. Hand said: You can’t communicate. YPoou have your world with your songs. And a troll. It was four years ago in May Sergeant Posty taught Mr. Hand and to play He'd been going in and out of style Now he's tired, boring and vile So may I introduce to you The tired act you've know for years Sergeant Posty's homely Mr. Hand He's Sergeant Posty's homely Mr. Hand You prolly won't enjoy the show Sergeant Posty's homely Mr. Hand His posting show's he's kinda slow Sergeant Posty's homely, Sergeant Posty's homely Sergeant Posty's homely Mr. Hand He's miserable to be here Thinks everyone's a troll But deep inside his misery He wants to ride Trump's pole He wants to ride… 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DonS 3,241 Posted March 16, 2021 39 minutes ago, jerryskids said: Oh I don’t care; if I did I wouldn’t have posted here for so long. For the record, I can stick different sized “buttons” into the stoma (hole), but the actual hole size doesn’t change. It stays tight... real tight... On the plus side this will probably rejuvenate your ghey porn career. Now you won't have to worry about breathing while throating a BBC. You could even title your video series "Thar He Blows!" as I'm assuming it will end up shooting out of yer blow hole. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mr. Hand 482 Posted March 16, 2021 29 minutes ago, Rusty Syringes said: It was four years ago in May Sergeant Posty taught Mr. Hand and to play He'd been going in and out of style Now he's tired, boring and vile So may I introduce to you The tired act you've know for years Sergeant Posty's homely Mr. Hand He's Sergeant Posty's homely Mr. Hand You prolly won't enjoy the show Sergeant Posty's homely Mr. Hand His posting show's he's kinda slow Sergeant Posty's homely, Sergeant Posty's homely Sergeant Posty's homely Mr. Hand He's miserable to be here Thinks everyone's a troll But deep inside his misery He wants to ride Trump's pole He wants to ride… You are a messed up dude. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rusty Syringes 478 Posted March 16, 2021 9 minutes ago, Mr. Hand said: You are a messed up dude. Now Mr. Hand, earlier in this thread, just a few posts up, you said this in your exact words: Quote I’m happy you get off acting like this. It’s whacked but if that’s what you enjoy then go for it. Not only did you express happiness for the joy I receive from my posts, you encouraged me to continue pursuing this line of enjoyment. You can't have it both ways, Mr. Hand! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rusty Syringes 478 Posted March 16, 2021 Russia, Iran meddled in 2020 elections https://news.google.com/articles/CAIiEF0lHGxLGkt8MLXO64suAhQqGQgEKhAIACoHCAowjsP7CjCSpPQCMM_b5QU?hl=en-US&gl=US&ceid=US%3Aen Guess they wanted their little toadie Clownzo to stay in power. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TimmySmith 2,782 Posted March 16, 2021 6 minutes ago, Rusty Syringes said: Russia, Iran meddled in 2020 elections https://news.google.com/articles/CAIiEF0lHGxLGkt8MLXO64suAhQqGQgEKhAIACoHCAowjsP7CjCSpPQCMM_b5QU?hl=en-US&gl=US&ceid=US%3Aen Guess they wanted their little toadie Clownzo to stay in power. The single example of meddling was something every American had been talking about for years. No matter how stupid we all think you guys are, it's genius level compared to how stupid the press thinks you are. And you just keep biting. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Hardcore troubadour 14,170 Posted March 16, 2021 3 minutes ago, TimmySmith said: The single example of meddling was something every American had been talking about for years. No matter how stupid we all think you guys are, it's genius level compared to how stupid the press thinks you are. And you just keep biting. It’s funny, because it’s true! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
nospk 230 Posted March 16, 2021 34 minutes ago, Rusty Syringes said: Russia, Iran meddled in 2020 elections https://news.google.com/articles/CAIiEF0lHGxLGkt8MLXO64suAhQqGQgEKhAIACoHCAowjsP7CjCSpPQCMM_b5QU?hl=en-US&gl=US&ceid=US%3Aen Guess they wanted their little toadie Clownzo to stay in power. Even a caveman could have read this While Russia supported former president Donald Trump's re-election and tried to tarnish President Joe Biden's candidacy, Iran opposed Trump, the DNI report says. The election meddling was approved at the highest levels of both governments, the assessment says. Iran 1, Russia 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Hardcore troubadour 14,170 Posted March 16, 2021 China decided the election and got their guy in. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rusty Syringes 478 Posted March 16, 2021 18 minutes ago, Hardcore troubadour said: China decided the election and got their guy in. Nah, 80 million Americans put Biden in office. Thank God! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Hardcore troubadour 14,170 Posted March 16, 2021 3 minutes ago, Rusty Syringes said: Nah, 80 million Americans put Biden in office. Thank God! You’re a failure. Protein. Your thoughts don’t count for much. Meat. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TBayXXXVII 2,398 Posted March 16, 2021 4 minutes ago, Rusty Syringes said: Nah, 80 million Americans put Biden in office. Thank God! Well, 80 million votes that got counted anyway. Don't know how may people or Americans there really were though. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mr. Hand 482 Posted March 16, 2021 4 minutes ago, Rusty Syringes said: Nah, 80 million Americans put Biden in office. Thank God! You’re happy about a senile old man as our President? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rusty Syringes 478 Posted March 16, 2021 1 minute ago, Mr. Hand said: You’re happy about a senile old man as our President? Absolutely! You should be happy for me! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mr. Hand 482 Posted March 16, 2021 3 minutes ago, Rusty Syringes said: Absolutely! You should be happy for me! I’m completely amused at your trolling and how pathetic you are with it. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rusty Syringes 478 Posted March 16, 2021 3 minutes ago, Mr. Hand said: I’m completely amused at your trolling and how pathetic you are with it. That brings me joy! I want to get to know the man behind the Hand! Is there a Mrs. Hand? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
OldMaid 2,108 Posted March 16, 2021 5 minutes ago, Rusty Syringes said: That brings me joy! I want to get to know the man behind the Hand! Is there a Mrs. Hand? Hamburger Helper in witness relocation. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rusty Syringes 478 Posted March 16, 2021 6 minutes ago, OldMaid said: Hamburger Helper in witness relocation. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mr. Hand 482 Posted March 16, 2021 18 minutes ago, Rusty Syringes said: That brings me joy! I want to get to know the man behind the Hand! Is there a Mrs. Hand? What a pathetic life you have. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rusty Syringes 478 Posted March 16, 2021 2 hours ago, TimmySmith said: The single example of meddling was something every American had been talking about for years. No matter how stupid we all think you guys are, it's genius level compared to how stupid the press thinks you are. And you just keep biting. Well, it's the top story on your beloved Newsmax: https://www.newsmax.com/politics/election/2021/03/16/id/1014055/ Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Utilit99 4,099 Posted March 16, 2021 2 minutes ago, Rusty Syringes said: Well, it's the top story on your beloved Newsmax: https://www.newsmax.com/politics/election/2021/03/16/id/1014055/ You just made 1 more visit to newsmax than I did in my lifetime. Sounds like your TDS is causing you to go fishing for things to hate. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rusty Syringes 478 Posted March 16, 2021 4 minutes ago, Utilit99 said: You just made 1 more visit to newsmax than I did in my lifetime. Sounds like your TDS is causing you to go fishing for things to hate. Do you like Russia and Iran trying to meddle in our elections? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Utilit99 4,099 Posted March 16, 2021 12 minutes ago, Rusty Syringes said: Do you like Russia and Iran trying to meddle in our elections? What's to meddle with? The liberals in this country are destroying election integrity all by themselves. They don't need help. And now they are opening the borders for iranians, russians, etc, to just waltz in to this country and mail in their own ballots that the libs will be shipping out by the truckloads to eveything that has a mail box or slot attached to it. Liberals are so dumb. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rusty Syringes 478 Posted March 16, 2021 4 minutes ago, Utilit99 said: What's to meddle with? The liberals in this country are destroying election integrity all by themselves. They don't need help. And now they are opening the borders for iranians, russians, etc, to just waltz in to this country and mail in their own ballots that the libs will be shipping out by the truckloads to eveything that has a mail box or slot attached to it. Liberals are so dumb. You're a strange, paranoid little man juiced up on conspiracies and alt-righty misinformation. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Utilit99 4,099 Posted March 16, 2021 3 minutes ago, Rusty Syringes said: You're a strange, paranoid little man juiced up on conspiracies and alt-righty misinformation. Yeah. My girlfriend and I recieved 4 ballots in the mail this past election. How is that alt righty misinformation? To you everything is a conspiracy theory if you don't agree with it. Liberals are so dumb. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rusty Syringes 478 Posted March 16, 2021 12 minutes ago, Utilit99 said: To you everything is a conspiracy theory if you don't agree with it. Project much? You can't accept the fact that Biden won fair and square, and even Clownzo's own judicial picks - right up to his three Supreme Court justices - agreed and found no significant election fraud. The most looney tunes conspiracy theorists - Qanon - sit squarely on the far right. There is zero evidence of China trying to interfere in our elections, and even far-right news sources are reporting that Russia and Iran tried to interfere. You just seem to soak up the alt-right rhetoric and refuse to research outside the box you've created for yourself. But this is how Biden got elected, because the independents and those closer to the middle - many of whom voted for Clownzo in 2016 - got tired of the baloney, held their collective noses and voted him out. The whole 2016 election was more about keeping Cankles out of office rather than Clownzo being such an awesome leader and candidate. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
tubby_mcgee 699 Posted March 16, 2021 Biden pooped his pants today. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
