Were you ever paddled in school??

[Cloaca du jour 2,147]

Multiple times...once for chewing gum in the gym...

Regular old public school..

Got to sign the paddle after.

[TimmySmith 2,782]

A couple of times in elementary school. 

[jerryskids 6,535]

Yes, in Jr. High, primarily by one teacher.  Interestingly, (1) he was one of the most beloved teachers by students, parents, and administration, (2) he taught a gifted class, so all of the students were smart, and (3) he was a former Marine whose forearms were the size of our thighs.  Thankfully he didn't hit us full speed and let us choose which arm he hit us with.

Since we were gifted we had a lot of budding engineers who saw it as a challenge to design the most pain-inflicting design.  We learned about the physics of pressure, and that a narrow surface area created the most pressure hence pain.

I think maybe a few other teachers did but I don't specifically recall it being a thing with them.  Some teachers were known to do things like throw kids over desks into walls, but that was probably more of an anger management issue.

This was in the late 70s / early 80s where if you got in trouble in school, you got it twice as bad at home.  

[MTSkiBum 1,620]

No.

[BiPolarBear 483]

My senior year of PE, I was told to stand up and bend over everyday when role was called. Fiberglass paddle. 

In junior high, a 300 pound coach went into metal shop and drilled holes in a thick piece of stock, and paddled me and another kid. It left wide red marks with purple bumps on my upper legs and ass. I got the coach back. Lots of people saw me do it, but nobody would rat me out. 

[Kopy 559]

Went to Catholic school through 5th grade. Yeah, it happened once or twice.

Pretty sure those nuns are rotting in hell right now.

 

[Bier Meister 1,655]

Went to an all male catholic hs. Graduated in 87. No paddling, but the school had a history of it.

 

I know a decent amount of friends who talked paddling in their catholic elementary schools

[bostonlager 2,664]

No, but my school did hand out ass beatings to students that did not behave. It’s a shame our schools went route of the pusssy and outlawed it. 

[OldMaid 2,129]

Nope. Is it too late to play pretend?  

[Utilit99 4,099]

1 minute ago, OldMaid said:

Nope. Is it too late to play pretend?  

Probably for you if you have to ask? 

[TimHauck 2,587]

1 hour ago, bostonlager said:

No, but my school did hand out ass beatings to students that did not behave. It’s a shame our schools went route of the pusssy and outlawed it. 

So you think giving students ass beatings in school is a good thing?

[IGotWorms 4,057]

1 hour ago, Kopy said:

Went to Catholic school through 5th grade. Yeah, it happened once or twice.

Pretty sure those nuns are rotting in hell right now.

 

Which was worse, the paddling or sodomy?

[bostonlager 2,664]

1 minute ago, TimHauck said:

So you think giving students ass beatings in school is a good thing?

I think giving all people an ass beating is a good thing. Do you remember back on 1992ish when the American got beat with a bamboo cane in some chink country? I think the USA should adopt similar punishments. 

[MDC 7,105]

1 hour ago, Kopy said:

Went to Catholic school through 5th grade. Yeah, it happened once or twice.

Pretty sure those nuns are rotting in hell right now.

 

My wife went to Catholic school. She said the nuns would go around to classes and ask who was misbehaving. The bad kids would have to stand up in front of the whole class to get paddled.

Sounds like a potentially awesome roleplay scenario but I don’t have a habit.  

[Bier Meister 1,655]

10 minutes ago, OldMaid said:

Nope. Is it too late to play pretend?  

[TimHauck 2,587]

19 minutes ago, bostonlager said:

I think giving all people an ass beating is a good thing. Do you remember back on 1992ish when the American got beat with a bamboo cane in some chink country? I think the USA should adopt similar punishments. 

Follow up question.  Do you think having a kid wear a mask is child abuse?

[OldMaid 2,129]

20 minutes ago, Bier Meister said:

You brought your own paddle and ball gag… Someone’s been a naughty, naughty boy.

[bostonlager 2,664]

11 minutes ago, TimHauck said:

Follow up question.  Do you think having a kid wear a mask is child abuse?

I wouldn’t use the word abuse. It’s dumb to wear a mask regardless of age. 

[Bier Meister 1,655]

8 minutes ago, OldMaid said:

You brought your own paddle and ball gag… Someone’s been a naughty, naughty boy.

Giggidy 

[BeenHereBefore 1,447]

2 hours ago, Kopy said:

Went to Catholic school through 5th grade. Yeah, it happened once or twice.

Pretty sure those nuns are rotting in hell right now.

 

Yep how I feel about the one Christian school I went too.

[kutulu 1,659]

Never got paddled, but in high school we had this one teacher, I never had her for a class, but she was really small and short, but she was also a body builder, had muscles on top of muscles.  Anyway, I don't even remember exactly what I was doing but I think I was busting some kids balls in the hallway.  All of a sudden she grabs me by the arms, lifts me up and throws me into the lockers. It didn't hurt or anything, but I was definitely shocked.  Got my balls busted for awhile after that incident.

[shorepatrol 1,870]

1 hour ago, TimHauck said:

So you think giving students ass beatings in school is a good thing?

OH ya. And at home. Very good lesson in "actions have consequences" when patting them on the head and and saying "no no sweety" doesn't cut it.  You can tell who's never had their azz beat as a child. 

[Mookz 1,337]

 

[titans&bucs&bearsohmy! 2,745]

That was long verbotten in public school by my day.

My brother went to catholic school though, and got his ass beat frequently. That an the nun knuckle thwack. 

[Hardcore troubadour 14,896]

Not paddled. Punched, hair pulled, smacked,  had yardsticks broken over my calves and knuckles rapped with a ruler. Then I had to go home and get punished. 

[Cloaca du jour 2,147]

 

[BunnysBastatrds 2,300]

 John Quincy Adams middle school. Multiple times from the disiplanrion Mr. Harney. We called him Mr. Horny. Was playing golf years later and got paired up with him. Me: You spanked me many times at JQA.   Mr. Horny: Hey Bunny. I went easy on you. Your mom said to beat you hard so I went easy. The parents that said to go lite got it the worst. 

[Big Guy 1,410]

oh to the fock yes!!!

[Reality 3,092]

20 hours ago, TimHauck said:

Follow up question.  Do you think having a kid wear a mask is child abuse?

Take a thread off, Jesus Christ sho. This dude is the worst.

To the topic, no but, I should have been, multiple times.

[5-Points 3,382]

Once. Second grade, private school. I saw my brother, who was in 4th grade, tussleing with another kid in his class during recess. So I went up and pushed the other kid into the juniper bushes. When he tried to get out I pushed him in again. That's when my brother told me they were just playing. So I apologized and allowed the kid to get out of the bushes. 

The little b!tch ran and told his Grandfather, who was the school Principal. 

After recess my teacher told me to go see the Principal after school. So I go into his office and he cracked me a couple of times with a sawed off boat oar for "fighting."

My stepdad, who was in the parking lot waiting for me, asked me what took me so long. When I told him he just said "wait here" and he went to the Principal's office. He was gone for about 20 minutes. When he came back he said as far as he was concerned I did the right thing and I would never get in trouble for standing up for my brother.

 I wish I could've been a fly on the wall in that office. The Principal didn't so much as look at me after that. 

We changed schools the next year. 

[Gladiators 1,963]

10 hours ago, titans&bucs&bearsohmy! said:

That was long verbotten in public school by my day.

Same

[Hardcore troubadour 14,896]

3 hours ago, 5-Points said:

Once. Second grade, private school. I saw my brother, who was in 4th grade, tussleing with another kid in his class during recess. So I went up and pushed the other kid into the juniper bushes. When he tried to get out I pushed him in again. That's when my brother told me they were just playing. So I apologized and allowed the kid to get out of the bushes. 

The little b!tch ran and told his Grandfather, who was the school Principal. 

After recess my teacher told me to go see the Principal after school. So I go into his office and he cracked me a couple of times with a sawed off boat oar for "fighting."

My stepdad, who was in the parking lot waiting for me, asked me what took me so long. When I told him he just said "wait here" and he went to the Principal's office. He was gone for about 20 minutes. When he came back he said as far as he was concerned I did the right thing and I would never get in trouble for standing up for my brother.

 I wish I could've been a fly on the wall in that office. The Principal didn't so much as look at me after that. 

We changed schools the next year. 

Well look at Richy Rich. Getting driven to his private school. Well la-de-frickin da.  

[5-Points 3,382]

On 8/15/2021 at 2:36 PM, Hardcore troubadour said:

Well look at Richy Rich. Getting driven to his private school. Well la-de-frickin da.  

My stepdad was a cop, dipshit. We were far from rich. 

Eatadick. 

[Cloaca du jour 2,147]

I cant figure out HTs hate for educators.  Either he got diddled by the gym teacher or mad he didnt get diddled

[Hardcore troubadour 14,896]

12 minutes ago, Cloaca du jour said:

I cant figure out HTs hate for educators.  Either he got diddled by the gym teacher or mad he didnt get diddled

Why are you asking that in this thread? I didn’t even comment, just relayed my experience. But now that you went there, I’ll tell you why. Stfu and teach the curriculum. You don’t get to teach what you want. Unions are for wages, benefits and working conditions. That’s it.  Keep your horrible politics to yourself.  Is that a good enough reason? I have some more. 

[TimHauck 2,587]

7 hours ago, BunnysBastatrds said:

 John Quincy Adams middle school. Multiple times from the disiplanrion Mr. Harney. We called him Mr. Horny. Was playing golf years later and got paired up with him. Me: You spanked me many times at JQA.   Mr. Horny: Hey Bunny. I went easy on you. Your mom said to beat you hard so I went easy. The parents that said to go lite got it the worst. 

Sh1t, you went to middle school with Cory and Topanga?

[Cloaca du jour 2,147]

2 hours ago, Hardcore troubadour said:

Why are you asking that in this thread? I didn’t even comment, just relayed my experience. But now that you went there, I’ll tell you why. Stfu and teach the curriculum. You don’t get to teach what you want. Unions are for wages, benefits and working conditions. That’s it.  Keep your horrible politics to yourself.  Is that a good enough reason? I have some more. 

Definitely mad he didn't get diddled

[BunnysBastatrds 2,300]

 Update…My Lady hit me with a ping pong paddle last night and said “you like that Forrest?  Instant wood.

Edited July 4, 2024 by BunnysBastatrds
Ddd

[Engorgeous George 2,110]

Yep.  60's.  Written on it was "Board of Education".  Pretty sure I deserved it each and every time.

[Mark Davis 338]

Not tons of times, but a few.  Mostly middle school.  Only got one in HS.  9th grade year we were shooting in the gym and the rule was when coach blew the whistle you hit the locker room.  I made the mistake of launching a 3 after the whistle, he yells as it's released "you miss it that's 3 licks", the damn ball rattled out.