Mothers Day Gift Ideas

[Cdub100 3,716]

What are your kids getting mom this year?

[edjr 6,384]

A dump on her side of the bed. 

[naomi 356]

This might be on the "basic" side but my rec: Flower art customized to represent families (based on birth months): https://www.etsy.com/shop/SugarPrintFairy?ref=simple-shop-header-name&listing_id=870907194&section_id=32908338

https://www.etsy.com/listing/1167600001/birth-month-bouquet-please-read-full?click_key=d12400cec69bc570353fa87d7530cec5c68c03af%3A1167600001&click_sum=076f9246&ga_order=most_relevant&ga_search_type=all&ga_view_type=gallery&ga_search_query=birth+month+flowers+family&ref=sr_gallery-1-3&organic_search_click=1&pop=1

https://www.etsy.com/listing/1185946607/personalised-birth-flower-family-3d?ga_order=most_relevant&ga_search_type=all&ga_view_type=gallery&ga_search_query=birth+month+flowers+family&ref=sc_gallery-1-2&pop=1&plkey=b6d2e9145e92696ada108630b0beab562eec9b78%3A1185946607

There's a lot like that on Etsy. Etsy also has a curated Mother's Day collection.

 

[cyclone24 1,912]

13 minutes ago, naomi said:

This might be on the "basic" side but my rec: Flower art customized to represent families (based on birth months): https://www.etsy.com/shop/SugarPrintFairy?ref=simple-shop-header-name&listing_id=870907194&section_id=32908338

https://www.etsy.com/listing/1010629211/birth-month-flower-personalized-sign?click_key=2bb79e008d399dd01db95e2275d1d60d60f1bc76%3A1010629211&click_sum=1f4aed7f&ref=shop_home_active_3&frs=1&crt=1

There's a lot like that on Etsy.

 

Outstanding. Just ordered one for the wife that will be from the girls. Good call

[NorthernVike 2,082]

My mother has passed away.  My wife is not my mother so she gets shiot.

[naomi 356]

11 minutes ago, cyclone24 said:

Outstanding. Just ordered one for the wife that will be from the girls. Good call

Nice. The only thing to watch out for is whether the seller estimates delivery before Mother's Day. I got one the other day from a seller in Northern Ireland but luckily it's for my SIL who just had a baby - honoring that; doesn't necessarily need to be there by MD. There's a lady in Utah making a ton of this stuff and not able to guarantee delivery in time at this point.

Also making sure to respond to the proof (if the seller does it that way).

[cyclone24 1,912]

8 minutes ago, naomi said:

Nice. The only thing to watch out for is whether the seller estimates delivery before Mother's Day. I got one the other day from a seller in Northern Ireland but luckily it's for my SIL who just had a baby - honoring that; doesn't necessarily need to be there by MD. There's a lady in Utah making a ton of this stuff and not able to guarantee delivery in time at this point.

Also making sure to respond to the proof (if the seller does it that way).

Yeah the one I saw had it delivered by the fifth or sixth. So just in time.

[naomi 356]

8 minutes ago, cyclone24 said:

Yeah the one I saw had it delivered by the fifth or sixth. So just in time.

Good. I was thinking "That was really fast. Did he pay attention to the details? "

Difference between men and women. I probably spent 45 mins on the site.

[cyclone24 1,912]

10 minutes ago, naomi said:

Good. I was thinking "That was really fast. Did he pay attention to the details? "

Difference between men and women. I probably spent 45 mins on the site.

Ha… yeah I was like oh OK flowers that are the girls birth month? And you’re going to send it to my doorstep? OK done ha

[Cdub100 3,716]

2 hours ago, naomi said:

This might be on the "basic" side but my rec: Flower art customized to represent families (based on birth months): https://www.etsy.com/shop/SugarPrintFairy?ref=simple-shop-header-name&listing_id=870907194&section_id=32908338

https://www.etsy.com/listing/1167600001/birth-month-bouquet-please-read-full?click_key=d12400cec69bc570353fa87d7530cec5c68c03af%3A1167600001&click_sum=076f9246&ga_order=most_relevant&ga_search_type=all&ga_view_type=gallery&ga_search_query=birth+month+flowers+family&ref=sr_gallery-1-3&organic_search_click=1&pop=1

https://www.etsy.com/listing/1185946607/personalised-birth-flower-family-3d?ga_order=most_relevant&ga_search_type=all&ga_view_type=gallery&ga_search_query=birth+month+flowers+family&ref=sc_gallery-1-2&pop=1&plkey=b6d2e9145e92696ada108630b0beab562eec9b78%3A1185946607

There's a lot like that on Etsy. Etsy also has a curated Mother's Day collection.

 

Ordered one thanks

[MLCKAA 519]

Cheese and dijon mustard 

[Drizzay 680]

Got the wife the Dyson Airwrap Complete.  It's damn near impossible to find it in stock.  I got extremely lucky.  This better get me laid multiple times.

[BeenHereBefore 1,409]

Take her to the Zoo Rock!

[Cloaca du jour 2,132]

12 hours ago, naomi said:

This might be on the "basic" side but my rec: Flower art customized to represent families (based on birth months): https://www.etsy.com/shop/SugarPrintFairy?ref=simple-shop-header-name&listing_id=870907194&section_id=32908338

https://www.etsy.com/listing/1167600001/birth-month-bouquet-please-read-full?click_key=d12400cec69bc570353fa87d7530cec5c68c03af%3A1167600001&click_sum=076f9246&ga_order=most_relevant&ga_search_type=all&ga_view_type=gallery&ga_search_query=birth+month+flowers+family&ref=sr_gallery-1-3&organic_search_click=1&pop=1

https://www.etsy.com/listing/1185946607/personalised-birth-flower-family-3d?ga_order=most_relevant&ga_search_type=all&ga_view_type=gallery&ga_search_query=birth+month+flowers+family&ref=sc_gallery-1-2&pop=1&plkey=b6d2e9145e92696ada108630b0beab562eec9b78%3A1185946607

There's a lot like that on Etsy. Etsy also has a curated Mother's Day collection.

 

Thank you...some great ideas!!  I ordered feom the 2nd link.  

[Cloaca du jour 2,132]

9 hours ago, Drizzay said:

Got the wife the Dyson Airwrap Complete.  It's damn near impossible to find it in stock.  I got extremely lucky.  This better get me laid multiple times.

Is that with the clit stimulator or the vibration?

[Cloaca du jour 2,132]

9 hours ago, Drizzay said:

Got the wife the Dyson Airwrap Complete.  It's damn near impossible to find it in stock.  I got extremely lucky.  This better get me laid multiple times.

Damn...a 600 dollar hair curler.  Who would have thunk it.  Anything with the word Dyson is triple normal retail.

[fandandy 3,313]

On 4/25/2022 at 8:05 PM, naomi said:

This might be on the "basic" side but my rec: Flower art customized to represent families (based on birth months): https://www.etsy.com/shop/SugarPrintFairy?ref=simple-shop-header-name&listing_id=870907194&section_id=32908338

https://www.etsy.com/listing/1167600001/birth-month-bouquet-please-read-full?click_key=d12400cec69bc570353fa87d7530cec5c68c03af%3A1167600001&click_sum=076f9246&ga_order=most_relevant&ga_search_type=all&ga_view_type=gallery&ga_search_query=birth+month+flowers+family&ref=sr_gallery-1-3&organic_search_click=1&pop=1

https://www.etsy.com/listing/1185946607/personalised-birth-flower-family-3d?ga_order=most_relevant&ga_search_type=all&ga_view_type=gallery&ga_search_query=birth+month+flowers+family&ref=sc_gallery-1-2&pop=1&plkey=b6d2e9145e92696ada108630b0beab562eec9b78%3A1185946607

There's a lot like that on Etsy. Etsy also has a curated Mother's Day collection.

 

Great idea.  I am looking at this one.  Any idea of the quality of this stuff though?  This would be fantastic just with a card and some actual flowers.  My mom has everything she needs.  If she wants something she just tells me to order it for her throughout the year.

[naomi 356]

1 hour ago, fandandy said:

Great idea.  I am looking at this one.  Any idea of the quality of this stuff though?  This would be fantastic just with a card and some actual flowers.  My mom has everything she needs.  If she wants something she just tells me to order it for her throughout the year.

I seriously considered that one. Her whole shop looks like it has great stuff (especially for LDS people ) Reviews on Etsy tend to be reliable in my experience and there's 93 reviews for that particular item. If I had one, I'd put it in a protective frame.

[DuckStupid 40]

I plan to wake mom up with a little tongue on the clit. 

[fandandy 3,313]

10 minutes ago, DuckStupid said:

I plan to wake mom up with a little tongue on the clit. 

Gosh, you are so immature.

[KSB2424 3,100]

Complete honesty.  This is the last place I’d ask or reply to that question.

[wiffleball 4,763]

Vaginal Rejuvenation Surgery. 

[jerryskids 6,242]

Mother's Day 2022: KFC offering fried chicken floral arrangements for limited-time

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Nothing says "Happy Mother's Day" like a fried chicken bouquet ... right?

KFC (YUM), known for its wacky marketing campaigns ranging from a fried chicken-scented firelog to a 3-foot-long chicken sandwich pillow, is celebrating mothers everywhere with a new collaboration alongside flower delivery brand Proflowers, appropriately dubbed the "Kentucky Fried Buckquet."

The new offering is a DIY fried chicken floral arrangement that's meant to accompany a KFC sides lovers meal. Customers who pre-order a sides lovers meal online or on the KFC mobile app between May 1 and May 3 will receive a promo code to redeem a free "buckquet" kit from Proflowers.

The kit includes 12 roses, a glass vase, a KFC vase applique, eight skewers (for the chicken) and a card, although the fried chicken must be purchased separately as it is not included in the kit, the company noted.

"A regular bouquet of flowers is a good gift for mom, but a sides lovers meal and a 'Kentucky Fried Buckquet' is a finger lickin' good way to take Mother's Day from a 10 to an 11," Nick Chavez, KFC U.S. CMO said in a press release.

"With three sides, four buttery biscuits and the unforgettable – truly – fried chicken and flower table decoration, everybody is sure to get something they like to eat, and mom is sure to smile," the executive continued.

The limited-time offering follows KFC's previous Mother's Day promotions, which included a KFC-inspired romance novella (2017), chicken-flavored chocolate truffles (2017), chickendale dancers (2019), among others.

KFC says it sells nearly 400,000 buckets of fried chicken each Mother's Day, making it "one of the best sales days of the year" for the fast food giant. Mother's Day is also KFC's biggest day for online ordering and delivery.

YUM, the parent company of KFC, is set to report quarterly earnings next week. The fast food conglomerate, which also owns Pizza Hut and Taco Bell, has continued to deliver solid results despite COVID-19 headwinds.

Same-store sales for the company rose 10% year-over-year in fiscal 2021 with all brands showing positive growth. KFC's same-store sales rose 11% for the year, driven by menu innovation and digital technology.

Earlier this year, the brand further expanded its menu by introducing Beyond Fried Chicken, its first plant-based protein offering and a new collaboration with plant-based meat maker Beyond Meat (BYND).

 

https://finance.yahoo.com/news/mothers-day-2022-kfc-offering-fried-chicken-floral-arrangements-for-limited-time-141044660.html

[BunnysBastatrds 2,151]

 An apology. 

[Mike Honcho 4,794]

Same thing as every year--Orchids. Get her something else and she calls me up and asks why I didn't get orchids.

[Cruzer 1,994]

Taking her to a family lunch and a $100 gift card to Lowes - she loves that place. 

[KSB2424 3,100]

25 minutes ago, Cruzer said:

Taking her to a family lunch and a $100 gift card to Lowes - she loves that place. 

My mom too.  Most people equate Lowes with men but my mom and wife to be honest could spend a  thousand of dollars on plants, lawn furniture, lighting, appliances and such. 

ETA:  Favorite candle and a gift card to her favorite nail salon is always an option too. 

[Pimpadeaux 2,403]

Get her a can a smelt, some Grizzly chew and some Milwaukee's best, and you'll be her favorite Yooper son. Too late for ice fishing, eh 

[KSB2424 3,100]

Year 2042.  There is no more "Mothers Day" the hereby directive of the MINISTRY OF TRUTH,  that day is for all mothers, those that can produce babies and those that cannot.  We as the M.O.T, are not sure what to call this day but it is deemed MISINFORMATION to call it Mothers Day.