Scary Gary 19 Posted October 11, 2022 Society likes rhymes. They just do. Folks make up dumb things for no other reason than they rhyme. I notice it all the time. A lot of them are just dumb, but because they rhyme, people say them. Example from below, "Made in the Shade" and "Fun in the Sun". You can have fun in the shade or have it made in the sun, but simply because they don't rhyme, they aren't fun to say. And what is a belly itcher? It has nothing to do whatsoever with pitching. Why are we so enamored with rhymes? I"ll start. I'm going to do a few just so you know what I'm talking about. After that, its ONE RHYME PER POST. We Want a Pitcher, Not a Belly Itcher Wind in the west, fishing's the best, wind in the east, fishing's the least Automatica Grammatica Liquor is Quicker Holy Guacamole Candy is Dandy Made in the Shade Fun in the Sun Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Drizzay 675 Posted October 11, 2022 Oppo-taco is the worst made up one yet. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Scary Gary 19 Posted October 11, 2022 8 minutes ago, Drizzay said: Oppo-taco is the worst made up one yet. Yeah. Either that or Washingtronia Caplock Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MLCKAA 512 Posted October 11, 2022 White silence is violence Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
craftsman 1,045 Posted October 11, 2022 Jack and Jill went up a hill each with a buck and a quarter Jill came down with two fifty f'n hore. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Scary Gary 19 Posted October 11, 2022 Just now, craftsman said: Jack and Jill went up a hill each with a buck and a quarter Jill came down with two fifty f'n hore. Little Boy Blue... He needed the money....ayyyyyyy! Yeah yeah...this isn't an Andrew Dice Clay thread. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Scary Gary 19 Posted October 11, 2022 Cuff and Stuff -- but this one is different. It actually means what it says. So it doesn't count. It isn't a saying simply because it rhymes. Our country has a rhyming problem. Once I get enough of them on this thread, I'm filing a petition. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
craftsman 1,045 Posted October 11, 2022 1 minute ago, Scary Gary said: Little Boy Blue... He needed the money....ayyyyyyy! Yeah yeah...this isn't an Andrew Dice Clay thread. You started a thread on "dumb things", it could use a little humor. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Scary Gary 19 Posted October 11, 2022 Drunk as skunk. Dumb. I mean...are skunks knows as being drunk? Nope. All part of the rhyming problem. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wiffleball 4,759 Posted October 11, 2022 So, like, Leann Rhymes? Jury's still out on her tiits. I mean in one picture she's got a great rack. The next time not so much. I find that baffling. ... And apparently she sings stuff. I don't know. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wiffleball 4,759 Posted October 11, 2022 2 minutes ago, craftsman said: You started a thread on "dumb things", it could use a little humor. And you are just the wrong guy for the job! Look, few more days and Wendy's is going to hire you back. When they do? Make me a Frosty b****. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BunnysBastatrds 2,127 Posted October 11, 2022 20 minutes ago, Scary Gary said: Little Boy Blue... He needed the money....ayyyyyyy! Yeah yeah...this isn't an Andrew Dice Clay thread. Andrew Dice Ghey: Hickory dickory Dock. Some queer is sucking my coock. The clock struck two, I toss my goo, and drop the biotch off on the next block. Ooooooohhhj! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
craftsman 1,045 Posted October 11, 2022 29 minutes ago, wiffleball said: And you are just the wrong guy for the job! Look, few more days and Wendy's is going to hire you back. When they do? Make me a Frosty b****. Check out the on wiffle. So consistent of you. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Hawkeye21 2,211 Posted October 11, 2022 Dirt in the skirt Sun's out gun's out Sunday funday Easy peasy lemon squeezy Happy pappy Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
WhiteWonder 2,476 Posted October 11, 2022 2 hours ago, craftsman said: You started a thread on "dumb things", it could use a little humor. Do you know anyone who is funny? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
craftsman 1,045 Posted October 12, 2022 1 hour ago, WhiteWonder said: Do you know anyone who is funny? Looks like I have another MDC type stalker. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Cloaca du jour 2,126 Posted October 12, 2022 Mr.Mcneeny had a 9 ft weenie Showed it to the lady next door She thought it was a snake and hit it with a rake Now its only 2 ft 4 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
WhiteWonder 2,476 Posted October 12, 2022 20 minutes ago, craftsman said: Looks like I have another MDC type stalker. Doesn’t even rhyme. Get with the times. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kutulu 1,619 Posted October 12, 2022 Flame on I'm gone I'm so sweet like a nice bon bon Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shorepatrol 1,828 Posted October 12, 2022 Lick it and stick it Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BunnysBastatrds 2,127 Posted October 12, 2022 Buster??? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nomad99 646 Posted October 12, 2022 Snitches get Stitches Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
craftsman 1,045 Posted October 12, 2022 2 minutes ago, Nomad99 said: Snitches get Stitches Stars on thars. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Voltaire 4,923 Posted October 12, 2022 Get woke Go Broke Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DonS 3,239 Posted October 12, 2022 Lefty loosey righty tighty 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DonS 3,239 Posted October 12, 2022 Two in the pink, one in the stink. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BunnysBastatrds 2,127 Posted October 12, 2022 Not last night but the night before, 69 naggers knocked on the door. Went upstairs to get my gun, fell in the toilet and it wasn’t fun. Went downstairs with my gun, got smoked by Leroy and lost a lung. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MLCKAA 512 Posted October 12, 2022 9 hours ago, shorepatrol said: Lick it and stick it Split it and hit it Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kutulu 1,619 Posted October 12, 2022 2 minutes ago, MLCKAA said: Split it and hit it Kill it and drill it 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BunnysBastatrds 2,127 Posted October 12, 2022 1 hour ago, kutulu said: Kill it and drill it Ain’t no muff to tuff. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
5-Points 3,184 Posted October 12, 2022 If you don't love it, you can shove it. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mookz 1,310 Posted October 12, 2022 Scary Gary Hardcore troubadour listen2me 23 Shell Belle swirvenirvin crackattack There may be more Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
tubby_mcgee 699 Posted October 12, 2022 22 hours ago, Hawkeye21 said: Sunday funday This is a good example of something that folks say just because it rhymes. Saturday is probably more of a fun day for most folks. Most aren't dreading going back to work the next day. But since it rhymes, its a popular saying. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Hawkeye21 2,211 Posted October 12, 2022 10 hours ago, DonS said: Lefty loosey righty tighty That's just educational there. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
frank 2,244 Posted October 12, 2022 I got more rhymes than Phyllis Diller. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
frank 2,244 Posted October 12, 2022 They got a committee to get me off the block, cause I say my rhymes loud and I am say ‘em nonstop. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BunnysBastatrds 2,127 Posted October 13, 2022 3 hours ago, frank said: I got more rhymes than Phyllis Diller. Nice wig mom. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Scary Gary 19 Posted December 29, 2022 C0ck Block Crusin for a Bruisin' Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
