The Official Week 1 FU Thread

[Gratefulegg1973 261]

Well folks, here we are again.  1 game in, and already plenty of FU's to go around.  

F myself for taking a QB early for the first time in 30 years.  But I can't even blame Mahomes, so the FU's are as follows:

F the ENTIRE KC WR corps.  Hey Cadavarus, my 13 year old would have caught every ball you dropped.  You are a spastic freak that doesn't even deserve to play in the XFL.  Go pull another hamstring and gtfo of our lives.  Sky Moore?  lol.  Nice outing you overhyped scrub.  

And FU Travis Kelce.  Get your old ass back on the field.  Apparently this team (and Mahomes) are worthless without you.  

[weepaws 3,035]

Yes , it’s officially ff season. OP can you toss out one of your classic rants for Mr Gibbs.  Thank you.  

[Gratefulegg1973 261]

2 hours ago, weepaws said:

Yes , it’s officially ff season. OP can you toss out one of your classic rants for Mr Gibbs.  Thank you.  

Sorry Wee, can't do it.  I was playing against him.  Only thing that went right.  

The worst part was, my kid had a football game, so we didn't get home till almost 10pm.  The very first play of the year I saw was the pick 6.  lol

[JT88-3013 12]

D Waller for finding the injury report before his first game!

[rotisserieking 56]

As a Chiefs fan, a couple FUs.

1. To Stone Hands Toney. That pick 6 was a 10-14 point swing and difference in the game. Not to mention the other perfect pass to you late in the 4th. Good gawd.

2. And to Chris Jones. Are you happy now that you've proven your point at the expense of the team? Good. Now get your arse back on the field.

[LaChup 215]

FU Jawaan Taylor! If you think you're going to lineup in the wildcat as an offensive tackle and never even touch the ball, I will put your ass back on the line.

[weepaws 3,035]

C Watson.  What!

[BufordT 408]

On 9/8/2023 at 3:48 PM, JT88-3013 said:

D Waller for finding the injury report before his first game!

Another FU for D (as in Decoy) Waller.  What a fragile fred pansy a$$ you turned out to be.  Seeing its week 1 and I have to start you per league rules, I am so looking forward to your 2/15/0 stat line. 

[DrG 102]

Kadarius 

The nickname Stone Hands fits like a glove

[polecatt 472]

Kyle Pitts, I can already tell...

Desmond Ridder too, he's awful

[Gratefulegg1973 261]

Is Tee Higgins even playing?  FU

[polecatt 472]

1 minute ago, Gratefulegg1973 said:

Is Tee Higgins even playing?  FU

1 target

Burrow seems to be slacking off after the big contract

[rallo 136]

7 minutes ago, polecatt said:

1 target

Burrow seems to be slacking off after the big contract

Now that's how you Shiesty!

[easilyscan 734]

A couple FU's to yours truly. Believing the preseason hype & picking the Steelers over the Niners & for drafting David Njoku.

[Gratefulegg1973 261]

Fock me for leaving Aiyuk on my bench, in not 1, but 2 leagues.  But Tee Higgins is doing great, and I'm sure Devonta Smith will come through too

[Gratefulegg1973 261]

Oh, and speaking of Higgins, fock me for drafting him over Ridley.  

[rallo 136]

Fu Jamar Chase... knew I shoulda went CMC

[polecatt 472]

34 minutes ago, rallo said:

Now that's how you Shiesty!

6 of 14 for 36 yards almost at the half.

People saying FU to Chase and Higgins need to say one to Joe too

[uwmalcolm 74]

FU to Lamar Jackson, Dobbins, and Likely. Dobbins is hurt already and Jackson keeps handing it off near the goal line. 

[Gratefulegg1973 261]

FU Lamar Jackson.  Should have learned my lesson with you last year.  Literally the most overrated player in the league

[ZeroTolerance 583]

Burrow, Higgins, Andrews

[Gratefulegg1973 261]

Still trying to figure out why Derrick Henry only has 11 carries in a tie game

[uwmalcolm 74]

And now they say Dobbins may have torn his Achilles

[easilyscan 734]

London calling..........

[Jeebus 3]

48 minutes ago, uwmalcolm said:

And now they say Dobbins may have torn his Achilles

If that's the case, I am super screwed in one of my leagues. 

[Super Cubs 152]

FU Burrow which lead to a fu for Higgins. Can't forget to give a fu to my flex Gibson. I'm sure the are more to come.

[Nomad99 668]

Tee Higgins...0

Drake London...0

Sky Moore...  .4

Eff me.....

[DonS 3,261]

Looks like Stevenson is still getting over his "illness".  AIDS is no joke. 

[jerryskids 6,242]

Me for drafting Dalton "I see nu-THING" Sgt. Schultz two years in a row.   

[Law 241]

2 hours ago, easilyscan said:

London calling..........

WOW!

Either you're very old or culturally aware.

Kudos.

[Law 241]

Akers in the doghouse again?

[DonS 3,261]

FU to Zeke.  Only because he's wearing #15 now and it takes my brain a second to process who da fuq is rushing the ball.

[Showboat 249]

21 minutes ago, Law said:

Akers in the doghouse again?

No - he just sucks.  Really need a Gratefulegg rant, but I couldn't do it justice.

[easilyscan 734]

29 minutes ago, Law said:

WOW!

Either you're very old or culturally aware.

Kudos.

Old, but not as old as you might think.

I got it from the Clash album from the 80's

Didn't know the original meaning until I looked it up just now.

The phrase “London Calling” is a reference to BBC reports that were broadcast during the darkest periods of World War II. “This is London Calling,” a voice would say, before delivering the news to people who worried about their very survival amid the most destructive war in human history.

 

 

[BuschWack 59]

FU to the Eagles for deactivated Rashad Penny and FU to ME for drafting that bum.  
Healthy Scratch???? What, did his feelings get hurt?

Guessing D'Andre Swift owners might feel the same.  

[Showboat 249]

14 minutes ago, Showboat said:

No - he just sucks.  Really need a Gratefulegg rant, but I couldn't do it justice.

If you started Akers, you're welcome.  It's not much, but at least it's something.

[DonS 3,261]

18 minutes ago, easilyscan said:

Old, but not as old as you might think.

I got it from the Clash album from the 80's

Didn't know the original meaning until I looked it up just now.

The phrase “London Calling” is a reference to BBC reports that were broadcast during the darkest periods of World War II. “This is London Calling,” a voice would say, before delivering the news to people who worried about their very survival amid the most destructive war in human history.

 

 

I took it as a Clash reference.

 

[ZeroTolerance 583]

Now Lockett gets his bell rung...

[uwmalcolm 74]

Fock you Goedert. 1 target. He’s obviously drinking the same Xanax juice as Jackson, London, and Kirk. 

[tjung0831 4]

Where the hell was Christian Kirk today.....he's gonna cost me week one.