edjr 6,310 Posted June 8 OMG flair kim is 1 under, not 1 over, I will murder you in your sleep!!! Â hopefully you see what i did there Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bostonlager 2,662 Posted June 8 2 minutes ago, edjr said: OMG flair kim is 1 under, not 1 over, I will murder you in your sleep!!!  hopefully you see what i did there I've been drinking   Memorial Tournament dain 1 2 3 4 Scottie Scheffler -5 -9   Sam Burns -1 2 1  Alex Noren -2 0 3  Lucas Glover 6 8   Rickie Fowler 4 14        Total -8 -7        jerryskids 1 2 3 4 Xander Schauffele -4 -3 -4  Sahith Theegala 1 0 -3  Tony Finau -1 -3 -2  Tom Hoge 0 2 7  Thomas Detry 0 4 3       Total -5 -6 -9       patweiser 1 2 3 4 Rory McIlroy -2 -3 -2  Jordan Spieth 2 5   Tom Kim -2 1 7  C. Bezuidenhout 0 -5 -3  Chris Kirk 6 8        Total -4 -7 2       Alias Detective 1 2 3 4 Collin Morikawa -4 -2 -6  Russell Henley 1 0 2  Corey Conners -4 0 4  Billy Horschel -3 -1 3  Brian Harman 5 2 1       Total -11 -3 -3       WhiteWonder 1 2 3 4 Viktor Hovland -3 -6   Byeong Hun An -1 0 1  Shane Lowry 2 3 -1  Keegan Bradley -2 -5 1  Lee Hodges -1 0 5       Total -6 -11 1       bostonlager 1 2 3 4 Ludvig Aberg -4 -4 -4  Tommy Fleetwood -3 -2 -1  Denny McCarthy 4 2 3  Mackenzie Hughes 6 5   Andrew Putnam 5 4 4       Total -3 -4 -2       edjr 1 2 3 4 Patrick Cantlay 3 7   Si Woo Kim 0 -2 -1  Sepp Straka 0 -2 -6  Sungjae Im 4 3 -2  Stephan Jaeger 3 6        Total 3 -1 -9       Fumbleweed 1 2 3 4 Hideki Matsuyama 1 -1 1  Justin Thomas -1 4 6  Matt Fitzpatrick 1 -1 1  Cameron Young 4 4 8  Ben Griffin 4 5        Total 1 2 8       Clocaine 1 2 3 4 Wyndham Clark 5 5   Max Homa -1 0 0  Will Zalatoris 2 0 1  Jason Day 1 4 1  Harris English 4 6        Total 2 4 2  Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jerryskids 6,174 Posted June 8 7 minutes ago, edjr said: OMG flair kim is 1 under, not 1 over, I will murder you in your sleep!!!  hopefully you see what i did there I saw that.  I was going to mention it... or not.  Also, looks like Fumble has Schefflenuts for the US Open. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bostonlager 2,662 Posted June 8 Just now, jerryskids said: I saw that.  I was going to mention it... or not.  Also, looks like Fumble has Schefflenuts for the US Open. I just like focking with ed. If it looks like you are going to win tomorrow, scores will be updated before you see them on tv. If it looks like ed is going to win, Monday before lunch seems appropriate. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
edjr 6,310 Posted June 8 6 minutes ago, bostonlager said: I just like focking with ed. If it looks like you are going to win tomorrow, scores will be updated before you see them on tv. If it looks like ed is going to win, Monday before lunch seems appropriate.  Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
edjr 6,310 Posted June 8 7 minutes ago, jerryskids said: I saw that.  I was going to mention it... or not.  Also, looks like Fumble has Schefflenuts for the US Open. I really thought I was looking good for shefflenuts, now ill get 4th or something and have to draft a shitbum. the us open is a total crapshoot Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
edjr 6,310 Posted June 8 noone gives a fock about babies and wives during the telecast, shut the fock up!!! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
edjr 6,310 Posted June 8 schefflenuts 1st 3 putt in 154 holes. I have had 5 in the last 18 and a 4 putt Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
WhiteWonder 2,483 Posted June 8 The Memorial Round Three 1. Edjr -9 (-6, -2, -1) 2. Jerry -9 (-4, -3, -2) 3. Dain -6 (-10, +1, +3) 4. Alias -3 (-6, +1, +2) 5. Lager -2 (-4, -1, +3) 6. WW -1 (-1, -1, +1) 7. Pat +2 (-3, -2, +7) 8. Cloaca +2 (E, +1, +1) 9. Fumble +8 (+1, +1, +6) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bostonlager 2,662 Posted June 8 We are back on duty first thing Monday. Reminder, this is game one of a doubleheader. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bostonlager 2,662 Posted June 8 7 minutes ago, edjr said: I really thought I was looking good for shefflenuts, now ill get 4th or something and have to draft a shitbum. the us open is a total crapshoot As a two-time winner, I disagree. It's all skill Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
WhiteWonder 2,483 Posted June 8 Wild. We went from  day 1 leader at -11 leading by 3 to a different day 2 leader at -11 leading by 4 to a different day 3 leader at -9.  Wild in the sense that the leaders score has not increased and there have been major jumps and shuffling each day Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bostonlager 2,662 Posted June 8 2 minutes ago, WhiteWonder said: Wild. We went from  day 1 leader at -11 leading by 3 to a different day 2 leader at -11 leading by 4 to a different day 3 leader at -9.  Wild in the sense that the leaders score has not increased and there have been major jumps and shuffling each day This is a great "pregame" for the US Open. I love Muirfield. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Fumbleweed 485 Posted June 9 22 hours ago, jerryskids said: I saw that.  I was going to mention it... or not.  Also, looks like Fumble has Schefflenuts for the US Open. Or not. Quite the variance from day to day in this tournament. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jerryskids 6,174 Posted June 9 16 minutes ago, Fumbleweed said: Or not. Quite the variance from day to day in this tournament. Yeah, my team is imploding, other than Finau.  Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
edjr 6,310 Posted June 9 fat faced fock doubled 18, fat fock straka 5 over on back 9 im going skinny for the us open fat fock lowry +13. wtf is happening to the fat focks Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
edjr 6,310 Posted June 9 11 minutes ago, edjr said: nice win jerruh  straka with the chip in on 18 for me to beat jerry at minus 1 in a tie breaker only 1 birdie on 18 today Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Fumbleweed 485 Posted June 9 1 minute ago, edjr said: straka with the chip in on 18 for me to beat jerry at minus 1 in a tie breaker I’ve got Jerry @ -2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
edjr 6,310 Posted June 9 3rd time i am in contention and scoresheet not being updated. this isn’t even in question anymore it is being done on purpose Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
edjr 6,310 Posted June 9 1 minute ago, Fumbleweed said: I’ve got Jerry @ -2 never liked you. nice win jerry doesn’t matter anyway. im done with this bullchit. tired of being disrespected Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bostonlager 2,662 Posted June 9 Â Memorial Tournament dain 1 2 3 4 Scottie Scheffler -5 -9 -10 -8 Sam Burns -1 2 1 2 Alex Noren -2 0 3 4 Lucas Glover 6 8 Â Â Rickie Fowler 4 14 Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Total -8 -7 -6 -2 Â Â Â Â Â jerryskids 1 2 3 4 Xander Schauffele -4 -3 -4 -1 Sahith Theegala 1 0 -3 0 Tony Finau -1 -3 -2 -1 Tom Hoge 0 2 7 10 Thomas Detry 0 4 3 8 Â Â Â Â Â Total -5 -6 -9 -2 Â Â Â Â Â patweiser 1 2 3 4 Rory McIlroy -2 -3 -2 2 Jordan Spieth 2 5 Â Â Tom Kim -2 1 7 9 C. Bezuidenhout 0 -5 -3 -3 Chris Kirk 6 8 Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Total -4 -7 2 8 Â Â Â Â Â Alias Detective 1 2 3 4 Collin Morikawa -4 -2 -6 -7 Russell Henley 1 0 2 5 Corey Conners -4 0 4 3 Billy Horschel -3 -1 3 2 Brian Harman 5 2 1 6 Â Â Â Â Â Total -11 -3 -3 -2 Â Â Â Â Â WhiteWonder 1 2 3 4 Viktor Hovland -3 -6 -1 2 Byeong Hun An -1 0 1 4 Shane Lowry 2 3 -1 12 Keegan Bradley -2 -5 1 9 Lee Hodges -1 0 5 10 Â Â Â Â Â Total -6 -11 -1 15 Â Â Â Â Â bostonlager 1 2 3 4 Ludvig Aberg -4 -4 -4 -2 Tommy Fleetwood -3 -2 -1 3 Denny McCarthy 4 2 3 7 Mackenzie Hughes 6 5 Â Â Andrew Putnam 5 4 4 10 Â Â Â Â Â Total -3 -4 -2 8 Â Â Â Â Â edjr 1 2 3 4 Patrick Cantlay 3 7 Â Â Si Woo Kim 0 -2 -1 2 Sepp Straka 0 -2 -6 -2 Sungjae Im 4 3 -2 -1 Stephan Jaeger 3 6 Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Total 3 -1 -9 -1 Â Â Â Â Â Fumbleweed 1 2 3 4 Hideki Matsuyama 1 -1 1 -1 Justin Thomas -1 4 6 6 Matt Fitzpatrick 1 -1 1 -2 Cameron Young 4 4 8 13 Ben Griffin 4 5 Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Total 1 2 8 3 Â Â Â Â Â Clocaine 1 2 3 4 Wyndham Clark 5 5 Â Â Max Homa -1 0 0 4 Will Zalatoris 2 0 1 8 Jason Day 1 4 1 6 Harris English 4 6 Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Total 2 4 2 18 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Fumbleweed 485 Posted June 9 So, Dain wins correct? Alias 2nd? Jerry 3rd? 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dain11279 951 Posted June 9 Say goodbye to your families, the end is near if I actually won this thing Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jerryskids 6,174 Posted June 9 40 minutes ago, edjr said: never liked you. nice win jerry doesn’t matter anyway. im done with this bullchit. tired of being disrespected My guys gacked down the stretch, ended up -2 and losing a 3-way tiebreaker. Most players gacked on those last 3 holes though. It was exciting, watching Scheffles and Collin with those chips on 18. Unfortunately, they are both pretty good at the golf and parred the hole.   Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
WhiteWonder 2,483 Posted June 10 3 hours ago, edjr said: 3rd time i am in contention and scoresheet not being updated. this isn’t even in question anymore it is being done on purpose I sometimes spend Sundays with my grandmother, hence the lack of updates. I didn't hear anything when I updated seconds after Scheffler finished up yesterday and you were tied for first Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
WhiteWonder 2,483 Posted June 10 Memorial Final  1. Dain -2 (-8, +2, +4)  *8 2. Alias -2 (-2, +2, +3) *6 3. Jerry -2 (-1, -1, 0) *5 4. Edjr -1 (-2, -1, +2) *4 5. Fumble +3 (-2, -1, +6) *3 6. Pat +8 (-3, +2, +9) *2 7. Lager +8 (-2, +3, +7) *1 8. WW +15 (+2, +4, +9) 9. Cloaca +18 (+4, +6, +8) 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
edjr 6,310 Posted June 10 14 hours ago, jerryskids said: My guys gacked down the stretch, ended up -2 and losing a 3-way tiebreaker. Most players gacked on those last 3 holes though. Fat Fock Straka gacked allover the course and then birdied 18  Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
edjr 6,310 Posted June 10 whom do I owe what now that flab straka focked me Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jerryskids 6,174 Posted June 10 1 minute ago, edjr said: whom do I owe what now that flab straka focked me Dain first, Alias second, me third. Not sure what the payout is, I always forget. @dain11279owes for three more tourneys so he should advise. @Alias Detectiveand I are paid through. I think I still owe for the hole-in-one, is that being collected only if somebody hits? If so, you can Venmo me the 3rd place money. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
edjr 6,310 Posted June 10 6 minutes ago, jerryskids said: Dain first, Alias second, me third. Not sure what the payout is, I always forget. @dain11279owes for three more tourneys so he should advise. @Alias Detectiveand I are paid through. I think I still owe for the hole-in-one, is that being collected only if somebody hits? If so, you can Venmo me the 3rd place money. will send you $50, hold onto the HIO until it hits. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bostonlager 2,662 Posted June 10 1 minute ago, edjr said: is it 225 125 50? 225 100 fiddy Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dain11279 951 Posted June 10 16 minutes ago, edjr said: whom do I owe what now that flab straka focked me I won $225, I’ll take it all please I only owe for the last tourney, will pay that when it we get to it @jerryskids trying to stiff me $100 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
edjr 6,310 Posted June 10 4 minutes ago, dain11279 said: I won $225, I’ll take it all please I only owe for the last tourney, will pay that when it we get to it @jerryskids trying to stiff me $100 I know it’s been a llllooooonnnnnngggg time since you won. I will send you 175. we hold winnings to cover the season fees to lower transactions 175 sent Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jerryskids 6,174 Posted June 10 5 minutes ago, dain11279 said: I won $225, I’ll take it all please I only owe for the last tourney, will pay that when it we get to it @jerryskids trying to stiff me $100 Nono! I just went back and looked at Lager's chart in the beginning of this thread.    Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
WhiteWonder 2,483 Posted June 10 3 minutes ago, edjr said: I know it’s been a llllooooonnnnnngggg time since you won. I will send you 175. we hold winnings to cover the season fees to lower transactions 175 sent damn, how's he going to take your wife(of girlfriend) out to dinner now? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
edjr 6,310 Posted June 10 14 minutes ago, WhiteWonder said: damn, how's he going to take your wife(of girlfriend)Â out to dinner now? he can have her, just leave my son Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
