Guess which one won Miss Alabama.

[lickin_starfish 1,888]

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[weepaws 3,144]

6 minutes ago, lickin_starfish said:

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Congrats, you won.  

[squistion 1,936]

Selected comments from The Twitters:

I mean…. Are you sure she’s not representing the whole state of Alabama as Miss Cholesterol? #missAlabama

Finally, a Miss Alabama that’s as big as the state itself

This beauty was just crowned Miss Alabama. She represents the state’s 63% obesity rate very well.

[Nomad99 698]

See what happens when you don't have a fat chance at winning.....

[jerryskids 6,543]

The beauty in white is looking down thinking, "no way I can beat fatzilla to my right."

The one in blue is smiling at the fat black chick thinking, "too bad so sad, you got out fatted here."

The blonde is thinking, "I think that judge I focked really, really loves me this time."

[MDC 7,107]

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[jonmx 2,424]

Fattie was just lucky a dude wasn't running.  On today's hierarchy, dudes in a dress are far above obesely fat women.  

[Dozer FBG 324]

7 minutes ago, jonmx said:

Fattie was just lucky a dude wasn't running.  On today's hierarchy, dudes in a dress are far above obesely fat women.  

I prefer women, but whatever blow’s you dress up, Jon.

[Voltaire 5,180]

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[Hardcore troubadour 14,901]

One of the fat black ones?

[jonmx 2,424]

6 minutes ago, Dozer FBG said:

I prefer women, but whatever blow’s you dress up, Jon.

 

It is your leftist hierarchy you retard fascist.  I believe all people are equal.  It is you and your fascist bastard buddies who rank people based on race, sex, religion, gender identity, and political ideology.  

[Voltaire 5,180]

She's guaranteed to make the final five at Miss America but will lose to a tranny.

[Cdub100 3,824]

My guess is

5,1,3,2,4

 

 

[Mark Davis 338]

I had to look this up, this was some off brand deal supporting positive self image or something of that sort.  You knew it would be a big girl.  She's from Atmore, I'd probably overeat to compensate if I were from there too.  But on the bright side, they executed a murderer down there this week.

[weepaws 3,144]

You sure this isn’t the OP coming out as ghey thread? I think it is that flag. 

[5-Points 3,384]

The dood? 

[EternalShinyAndChrome 3,827]

7 minutes ago, weepaws said:

You sure this isn’t the OP coming out as ghey thread? I think it is that flag. 

Dude!  You had anal sex with Satan - you looking for a third? 

[weepaws 3,144]

4 minutes ago, EternalShinyAndChrome said:

Dude!  You had anal sex with Satan - you looking for a third? 

Oh my soul, how grossThe FlagIs trying to to pick me up for a three some with him and his boy toy satan.  

Get out of here flagboy.  

[EternalShinyAndChrome 3,827]

1 minute ago, weepaws said:

Oh my soul, how grossThe FlagIs trying to to pick me up for a three some with him and his boy toy satan.  

Get out of here flagboy.  

Yeah, okay.  That's what happened. 

[weepaws 3,144]

10 minutes ago, EternalShinyAndChrome said:

Dude!  You had anal sex with Satan - you looking for a third? 

 

3 minutes ago, EternalShinyAndChrome said:

Yeah, okay.  That's what happened. 

A ghey

[TimHauck 2,588]

1 hour ago, jonmx said:

 

It is your leftist hierarchy you retard fascist.  I believe all people are equal.  It is you and your fascist bastard buddies who rank people based on race, sex, religion, gender identity, and political ideology.  

@jonmx: calls people fatties and retards

also @jonmx: I believe all people are equal

 

lol

[TimHauck 2,588]

1 hour ago, jonmx said:

Fattie was just lucky a dude wasn't running.  On today's hierarchy, dudes in a dress are far above obesely fat women.  

Why would we expect this to happen at a beauty pageant in Alabama?  That’s probably the last place I’d expect to find woke libs

[jonmx 2,424]

2 minutes ago, TimHauck said:

@jonmx: calls people fatties and retards

also @jonmx: I believe all people are equal

 

lol

Even fatties deserve to be treated equally under the law.   Even fatties should have equal opportunities.  But if someone weight 300 lbs, they are fat. 

[edjr 6,578]

lizzo?

[jonmx 2,424]

3 minutes ago, TimHauck said:

Why would we expect this to happen at a beauty pageant in Alabama?  That’s probably the last place I’d expect to find woke libs

Woke people are a minority.  They get off on being in institutions to advance their crazy ideology. 

[Maximum Overkill 1,736]

30 minutes ago, TimHauck said:

Why would we expect this to happen at a beauty pageant in Alabama?  That’s probably the last place I’d expect to find woke libs

The Judges were all Queers and WOKE liberals. They are NOT from Alabama. 

Haven't we gone far enough with your WOKE Bullshizz?  

[TimHauck 2,588]

4 minutes ago, Maximum Overkill said:

The Judges were all Queers and WOKE liberals. They are NOT from Alabama. 

Highly doubt this

[Hardcore troubadour 14,901]

1 hour ago, Mark Davis said:

I had to look this up, this was some off brand deal supporting positive self image or something of that sort.  You knew it would be a big girl.  She's from Atmore, I'd probably overeat to compensate if I were from there too.  But on the bright side, they executed a murderer down there this week.

I like this guy. Welcome aboard. 

[thegeneral 2,875]

Representative. Obesity rates in Alabama probably run about 1 in 3. They think gravy is a nice palette cleanser down there. 

[Hardcore troubadour 14,901]

29 minutes ago, thegeneral said:

Representative. Obesity rates in Alabama probably run about 1 in 3. They think gravy is a nice palette cleanser down there. 

Obesity rate in 2023 in Washington State 38.8. STFU. 

[thegeneral 2,875]

13 minutes ago, Hardcore troubadour said:

Obesity rate in 2023 in Washington State 38.8. STFU. 

Easy tubby. I know it’s been a rough couple days for you. Wipe those tears and buck up!

[Kopy 559]

324

Celibacy 

 

[FrancieFootball 96]

Good for her!

[Herbivore 1,113]

44 minutes ago, Kopy said:

324

Celibacy 

 

ha

[Mike Honcho 5,076]

Is anyone really a winner if they live in Alabama?

[Maximum Overkill 1,736]

2 hours ago, thegeneral said:

Representative. Obesity rates in Alabama probably run about 1 in 3. They think gravy is a nice palette cleanser down there. 

I assume you married a Liberal Woman? 

Let me guess, 250 LBs, pale as F, crack den tattoos, blue hair and a nose ring? 

   Goofs on Alabama Women  

[jonmx 2,424]

7 minutes ago, Maximum Overkill said:

I assume you married a Liberal Woman? 

Let me guess, 250 LBs, pale as F, crack den tattoos, blue hair and a nose ring? 

   Goofs on Alabama Women  

You forgot to add, she also has balls and a cok. 

[thegeneral 2,875]

2 minutes ago, jonmx said:

9 minutes ago, Maximum Overkill said:

I assume you married a Liberal Woman? 

Let me guess, 250 LBs, pale as F, crack den tattoos, blue hair and a nose ring? 

   Goofs on Alabama Women  

You forgot to add, she also has balls and a cok. 

Maybe you two can consummate the relationship at the next pep rally!

Alabama is a girthy place so it makes sense to have a plump lady represent the area. 

[Maximum Overkill 1,736]

8 hours ago, thegeneral said:

Alabama is a girthy place so it makes sense to have a plump lady represent the area. 

Well, then it would make sense if a Tranny won your State. . Then again, you're into that weird stuff. 

[Maximum Overkill 1,736]

9 hours ago, jonmx said:

You forgot to add, she also has balls and a cok. 

That goes without saying, it's a prerequisite for a Pedocrat.