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I eat chocolates when I’m sad

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20 minutes ago, t.j. booker said:

Sometimes while taking a bubble bath.

Who’s with me? :cry: 

The mushroom chocolates are the way to go....

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I know a woman who makes rum cake. Sometimes when I have it I wonder why she uses the word "cake" added on the end of it. 

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You should,ugghhh, Peenie this thread 

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2 hours ago, t.j. booker said:

Sometimes while taking a bubble bath.

Who’s with me? :cry: 

I do it on my own, not with you. Weirdo :wacko:

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1 hour ago, seafoam1 said:

I know a woman who makes rum cake. Sometimes when I have it I wonder why she uses the word "cake" added on the end of it. 

I know a guy who does that as well.  You only smell rum and when you pick up the piece of cake, the rum is dripping from it.  🤣

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6 minutes ago, TBayXXXVII said:

I know a guy who does that as well.  You only smell rum and when you pick up the piece of cake, the rum is dripping from it.  🤣

:doublethumbsup: It's a little rough if you're completely sober, but after being 5 beers in, it's a gold medal winner. So focking good and underrated in the cake family. 

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28 minutes ago, seafoam1 said:

:doublethumbsup: It's a little rough if you're completely sober, but after being 5 beers in, it's a gold medal winner. So focking good and underrated in the cake family. 

My wife made her mom's amaretto cake last week for our kids' birthdays.  She texted her SIL for the recipe, and having not heard back right away, she googled one that she liked.  Used maybe a tablespoon of amaretto.

Then SIL forwarded her mom's recipe -- 1/2 a cup.  Kids had fun calling their grandma a lush (not to her face of course). :D

I think there was even more in the icing, that's where I really tasted it.

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1 minute ago, jerryskids said:

My wife made her mom's amaretto cake last week for our kids' birthdays.  She texted her SIL for the recipe, and having not heard back right away, she googled one that she liked.  Used maybe a tablespoon of amaretto.

Then SIL forwarded her mom's recipe -- 1/2 a cup.  Kids had fun calling their grandma a lush (not to her face of course). :D

I think there was even more in the icing, that's where I really tasted it.

Man, that amaretto brings up memories. My mom wasn't much of a drinker but loved amaretto. She had to quit it when I was young as she had severe migraine problems and was told to quit alcohol. Not that it helped...

When I was a kid, there was always an amaretto bottle on the kitchen counter, and it was always half full as it lasted for months but occasionally she would have a glass. Dang...

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Also for @t.j. booker -- when I'm sad, I lick warm chocolate sauce off of Gloria's nipples.  :thumbsup: 

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Explains your love for the Golden Corral.  Bet you love that chocolate fountain!!

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6 minutes ago, jerryskids said:

Also for @t.j. booker -- when I'm sad, I lick warm chocolate sauce off of Gloria's nipples.  :thumbsup: 

ONLY when you're sad?  The rest of us consider that foreplay.

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What's got ya down for the last 40 years? :(

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2 hours ago, Engorgeous George said:

I pray Gloria is your wife or girlfriend and not the family dog.

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 Her???

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 My Lady makes me this. I bathe in shame knowing the Cobb isn’t cumming. 🌽

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4 hours ago, Engorgeous George said:

I pray Gloria is your wife or girlfriend and not the family dog.

Gloria is teej's slut ex wife. Also, teej is an alias who pretends to be a fat loser with a slut ex wife. One of my favorite posters. 😁

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