mmmmm...beer 744 Posted July 21 Is it the pr!ck that buys a big ass Ram truck and drives it like a doosch or is it the Ram truck that you purchase and it makes you a pr!ck douschy driver? 1 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Kopy 516 Posted July 21 1 hour ago, mmmmm...beer said: Is it the pr!ck that buys a big ass Ram truck and drives it like a doosch or is it the Ram truck that you purchase and it makes you a pr!ck douschy driver? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
frank 2,207 Posted July 21 Which came first, the chicken or the egg? I egged the chicken, and then I ate his leg. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
IGotWorms 3,759 Posted July 21 In my experience, the owner of any truck is either a cool dude that just wants a truck or a massive d1ck head with a tiny little cack. Not much middle ground. Well unless they actually need a truck like they’re a contractor or whatever. That’s a different thing altogether 3 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mmmmm...beer 744 Posted July 21 43 minutes ago, IGotWorms said: In my experience, the owner of any truck is either a cool dude that just wants a truck or a massive d1ck head with a tiny little cack. Not much middle ground. Well unless they actually need a truck like they’re a contractor or whatever. That’s a different thing altogether They are all over here in Colorado one more jacked up than the next. They are of course the first to tailgate you and fly around you going. People here in general drive like @ssholes. Worst I've ever seen, and I've driven daily in Minneapolis Portland, and Seattle. Only place to compare it to is southern Cali I-5. Seriously... the drivers around Denver are freaking horrible. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lickin_starfish 1,640 Posted July 21 26 minutes ago, IGotWorms said: In my experience, the owner of any truck is either a cool dude that just wants a truck or a massive d1ck head with a tiny little cack. Not much middle ground. Well unless they actually need a truck like they’re a contractor or whatever. That’s a different thing altogether How many men have you experienced that have had tiny cacks? I presume that you prefer the big ones? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Voltaire 4,780 Posted July 21 Chicken and egg indeed. I tease my wife that I'm going to get her one but she doesn't want it. She's an itty-bitty Asian lady that wants an itty-bitty car. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
IGotWorms 3,759 Posted July 21 19 minutes ago, lickin_starfish said: How many men have you experienced that have had tiny cacks? I presume that you prefer the big ones? I just assume based on how they act and drive. Kinda like how you can guess based on posting 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Engorgeous George 1,583 Posted July 21 33 minutes ago, mmmmm...beer said: They are all over here in Colorado one more jacked up than the next. They are of course the first to tailgate you and fly around you going. People here in general drive like @ssholes. Worst I've ever seen, and I've driven daily in Minneapolis Portland, and Seattle. Only place to compare it to is southern Cali I-5. Seriously... the drivers around Denver are freaking horrible. Confirmed Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
IndyColtsFan 271 Posted July 21 57 minutes ago, IGotWorms said: In my experience, the owner of any truck is either a cool dude that just wants a truck or a massive d1ck head with a tiny little cack. Not much middle ground. Well unless they actually need a truck like they’re a contractor or whatever. That’s a different thing altogether I use my Ford F150 Lariat to haul stuff all the time. Instead of going down to Home Depot and spending a fortune on individual bags of mulch, I just tool on down to the grass, rock and mulch place, pay $40 and some dude in a tractor fills the bed with hardwood mulch. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Kopy 516 Posted July 21 37 minutes ago, mmmmm...beer said: They are all over here in Colorado one more jacked up than the next. They are of course the first to tailgate you and fly around you going. People here in general drive like @ssholes. Worst I've ever seen, and I've driven daily in Minneapolis Portland, and Seattle. Only place to compare it to is southern Cali I-5. Seriously... the drivers around Denver are freaking horrible. We got so many vehicle restrictions out here in MA. That we don't get too much of this. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mmmmm...beer 744 Posted July 21 7 minutes ago, IndyColtsFan said: I use my Ford F150 Lariat to haul stuff all the time. Instead of going down to Home Depot and spending a fortune on individual bags of mulch, I just tool on down to the grass, rock and mulch place, pay $40 and some dude in a tractor fills the bed with hardwood mulch. I've had several Ford Trucks... most owners are regular guys. Ram drivers... seem to be pretty idiotic lately. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
weepaws 2,693 Posted July 22 57 minutes ago, mmmmm...beer said: I've had several Ford Trucks... most owners are regular guys. Ram drivers... seem to be pretty idiotic lately. Might be because Ram trucks is a Dodge. One must be a pretty good mechanic to own a ford. Thanks Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
IndyColtsFan 271 Posted July 22 2 hours ago, mmmmm...beer said: I've had several Ford Trucks... most owners are regular guys. Ram drivers... seem to be pretty idiotic lately. Not sure why anyone would buy a Dodge or GMC pickup truck. I had a Chevy truck for a long time and gave it to Rusty III. It's still going but looks like crap. They do this weird paint-peeling thing in the bed after a certain period of time. My Ford is a 2015, has 140,000 miles on it and still looks and runs great. I'll never drive anything but a truck again, because they're so damned useful for hauling stuff. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LaChup 195 Posted July 22 My truck identifies as a Prius and the moment I open the doors, my wrists go limp. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mmmmm...beer 744 Posted July 22 5 hours ago, weepaws said: Might be because Ram trucks is a Dodge. One must be a pretty good mechanic to own a ford. Thanks Ohhh yes.. Dodge/Ram trucks are know for their bulletproof engines and transmissions, I forgot! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
weepaws 2,693 Posted July 22 2 hours ago, mmmmm...beer said: Ohhh yes.. Dodge/Ram trucks are know for their bulletproof engines and transmissions, I forgot! No, but fords our known for, Fix/Or/Repair/Daily. Ford. Welcome Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wiffleball 4,725 Posted July 22 Damn. Now I want eggs... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Hawkeye21 2,075 Posted July 22 In my area I think the majority of men drive trucks. Pretty standard in rural areas. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MTSkiBum 1,620 Posted July 22 18 hours ago, mmmmm...beer said: I've had several Ford Trucks... most owners are regular guys. Ram drivers... seem to be pretty idiotic lately. I owned a ram 1500 for a couple years. Want to fight? 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RaiderHaters Revenge 3,860 Posted July 22 19 hours ago, frank said: Which came first, the chicken or the egg? I egged the chicken, and then I ate his leg. Which came first the chicken or the egg? I am pretty sure it was the c0ck that came first Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RaiderHaters Revenge 3,860 Posted July 22 9 hours ago, weepaws said: No, but fords our known for, Fix/Or/Repair/Daily. Ford. Welcome did jesus tell you that? Euphesians 1:50 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mmmmm...beer 744 Posted July 22 4 hours ago, MTSkiBum said: I owned a ram 1500 for a couple years. Want to fight? That's not very nice. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MTSkiBum 1,620 Posted July 23 18 hours ago, mmmmm...beer said: That's not very nice. Don't be so sensitive, Nancy. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
WhiteWonder 2,391 Posted July 23 On 7/21/2024 at 2:57 PM, mmmmm...beer said: Is it the pr!ck that buys a big ass Ram truck and drives it like a doosch or is it the Ram truck that you purchase and it makes you a pr!ck douschy driver? feels like a question for digby. what doe she go by now? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
WhiteWonder 2,391 Posted July 23 On 7/21/2024 at 6:49 PM, IGotWorms said: I just assume based on how they act and drive. Kinda like how you can guess based on posting yes, we can all guess your cack size based on your posts. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
purdygood 133 Posted July 23 which came first? your mom when i shagged her Trebek. (RIP Trebek) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
listen2me 23 1,670 Posted July 23 On 7/21/2024 at 10:01 PM, IndyColtsFan said: Not sure why anyone would buy a Dodge or GMC pickup truck. I had a Chevy truck for a long time and gave it to Rusty III. It's still going but looks like crap. They do this weird paint-peeling thing in the bed after a certain period of time. My Ford is a 2015, has 140,000 miles on it and still looks and runs great. I'll never drive anything but a truck again, because they're so damned useful for hauling stuff. My chevy is getting up there. Still runs great but the back wheel wells are going. Ive kept up pretty good on undercoating. But harsh winters here will do that. They do seem to Rusty out back there much quicker than most anything. It really isn't worth fixing. Unless I buy a new panel but then need to paint it. People spend money to fix rust issues only to see them slowly return a year later in these winters. I dont mind a little rust. But when they start going they just keep going. I love how the Chevy drives and it hasnt given me that many issues thus far. But I will probably get a Ford or RAM next. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
listen2me 23 1,670 Posted July 23 On 7/22/2024 at 1:21 AM, mmmmm...beer said: Ohhh yes.. Dodge/Ram trucks are know for their bulletproof engines and transmissions, I forgot! Have they gotten better? Must have. The look and features have obviously come a ways. But those previous era RAMs were definitely known as trucks thay wouldnt last. Bad resale value. All I see if RAMs ranked #1 these days. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bert 1,124 Posted July 23 On 7/21/2024 at 1:57 PM, mmmmm...beer said: Is it the pr!ck that buys a big ass Ram truck and drives it like a doosch or is it the Ram truck that you purchase and it makes you a pr!ck douschy driver? I wonder the same thing about anyone that owns a non-classic charger or range rover. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Gladiators 1,939 Posted July 23 The buys the big ass Ram truck Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
