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How many times do you have to be banned from here? :doh:

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13 hours ago, MikeMatt said:

Fax me. 

:lol: 

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The OP is a Pedro.  

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2 hours ago, OldMaid said:

:lol: 

 I’d finger…I mean fax you everyday and twice on Sunday 

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1 minute ago, BunnysBastatrds said:

 I’d finger…I mean fax you everyday and twice on Sunday 

Pedro piece of 💩👆🏿

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1 hour ago, weepaws said:

The OP is a Pedro.  

Martinez?  Great pitcher.  :cheers: 

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5 minutes ago, jerryskids said:

Martinez?  Great pitcher.  :cheers: 

Yes. He was a really good pitcher.  

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23 minutes ago, weepaws said:

Yes. He was a really good pitcher.  

Really cool that we have Pedro Martinez posting here.  :thumbsup: 

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1 hour ago, Maximum Overkill said:

Morse Code me  😊 

Nah. You’ll have to settle for a smoke signal.

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3 hours ago, weepaws said:

The OP is a Pedro.  

I do not have sex with alter boys like you. And I am not named Pedro you stupid Fock.  

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4 hours ago, OldMaid said:

Nah. You’ll have to settle for a smoke signal.

Menopause is a b!tch, girlio.

 

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12 minutes ago, IndyColtsFan said:

Menopause is a b!tch, girlio.

 

I bet that's what you tell all the little kids. 🌈 

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31 minutes ago, IndyColtsFan said:

Menopause is a b!tch, girlio.

 

:wacko:

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41 minutes ago, Maximum Overkill said:

I bet that's what you tell all the little kids. 🌈 

Well, pimpledoosh has lived through it first hand. :dunno:

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57 minutes ago, IndyColtsFan said:

Menopause is a b!tch, girlio.

 

Interesting that you suck with the opposite sex. :dunno:

 

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Just now, jerryskids said:

Interesting that you suck with the opposite sex. :dunno:

 

Better than you sucking with the same sex, butt jouster.

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5 minutes ago, IndyColtsFan said:

Better than you sucking with the same sex, butt jouster.

Go to sleep, Rusty :lol:

 

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1 minute ago, jerryskids said:

Go to sleep, Rusty :lol:

 

Seconded

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Just now, jerryskids said:

Go to sleep, Rusty :lol:

 

Your chances with OldMaid likely are worse than they were with TNG years ago. Focus on other things.

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Just now, OldMaid said:

Seconded

Make me, sugar pickle.

BUT STOP BLOWING UP MY PHONE.

I don't want to block you, but sheesh.

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3 minutes ago, IndyColtsFan said:

Your chances with OldMaid likely are worse than they were with TNG years ago. Focus on other things.

I've never tried to hit on OldMaid, or proposed to meet her, despite my going to SoCal almost weekly prior to my cancer.  

I'll let her confirm.

I'm not so sure about you, tho.  I won't ask her to confirm.

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3 minutes ago, jerryskids said:

I've never tried to hit on OldMaid, or proposed to meet her, despite my going to SoCal almost weekly prior to my cancer.  

I'll let her confirm.

I'm not so sure about you, tho.  I won't ask her to confirm.

Hmmmmm. Curiously defensive here ...

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I can attest that Jerry has never hit on me. 

Rusty on the other hand gave me his phone number without me asking. ☹️

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Also, I hope Rustys wife isn't reading this evisceration from his phone. He seems like a decent centrist in general. 

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18 minutes ago, OldMaid said:

I can attest that Jerry has never hit on me. 

Rusty on the other hand gave me his phone number. ☹️

Rusty, maybe just delete your internet?  It's the honorable thing.  :thumbsup:

ETA: This may be the worst night Rusty has ever had on the interwebs. :(

 

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19 minutes ago, jerryskids said:

Rusty, maybe just delete your internet?  It's the honorable thing.  :thumbsup:

ETA: This may be the worst night Rusty has ever had on the interwebs. :(

 

I guess after TNG rejected your creepy advances, your seeds of weirdness have found some purchase with OldMaid, whom I wish would stop flooding my inbox with messages, so I guess I'll have to block her. So much for being adults. 

Weeeeeeee!!!!!

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1 hour ago, jerryskids said:

Also, I hope Rustys wife isn't reading this evisceration from his phone. He seems like a decent centrist in general. 

Beth. Her name is Beth.  

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9 hours ago, OldMaid said:

Nah. You’ll have to settle for a smoke signal.

 Like my scrotumpole teepee? 

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10 hours ago, jerryskids said:

Rusty, maybe just delete your internet?  It's the honorable thing.  :thumbsup:

ETA: This may be the worst night Rusty has ever had on the interwebs. :(

 

I find that hard to believe 

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9 hours ago, IndyColtsFan said:

I guess after TNG rejected your creepy advances, your seeds of weirdness have found some purchase with OldMaid, whom I wish would stop flooding my inbox with messages, 

OldMaid has never flooded my inbox 😢 

flooding her box is another story 

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2 hours ago, WhiteWonder said:

OldMaid has never flooded my inbox 😢 

flooding her box is another story 

Did her ghey BF watch ??

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On 9/7/2024 at 9:00 PM, OldMaid said:

 

Rusty on the other hand gave me his phone number without me asking. ☹️

This sounds like assault. 

I imagine less than five minutes after giving you said number he started wondering why you weren't calling him immediately. 

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On 9/7/2024 at 7:33 PM, IndyColtsFan said:

Menopause is a b!tch, girlio.

 

Rusty is a certified expert on drying up women’s vaginas. He’s been parching pvssies since 1978!

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