How to respond to catfish attempt.

[Mike Honcho 4,728]

Hey, Remember to come to my house for dinner tonight.

Me: Sorry, you have the wrong number. 

(Photo a very pretty Asian girl) "I'm Wang Yuyan, this is my photo, don't you remember me?" 

 

[jerryskids 6,161]

2 minutes ago, Mike Honcho said:

Hey, Remember to come to my house for dinner tonight.

Me: Sorry, you have the wrong number. 

(Photo a very pretty Asian girl) "I'm Wang Yuyan, this is my photo, don't you remember me?" 

 

"I thought I carved you up and buried you in my basement with the others."

[Mike Honcho 4,728]

2 minutes ago, jerryskids said:

"I thought I carved you up and buried you in my basement with the others."

That is going to be tough to beat.  See if anyone else wants to try.

 

[jerryskids 6,161]

8 minutes ago, Mike Honcho said:

That is going to be tough to beat.  See if anyone else wants to try.

 

Also, follow it up with, "I'll be there at 6:30"

[Mike Honcho 4,728]

16 minutes ago, jerryskids said:

Also, follow it up with, "I'll be there at 6:30"

 

Quote

Please pay attention to your quality and politeness.

How did you escape the basement?

3:33 PM·SMS

Do you know what a polite and well-mannered person is?

 

I think I'm getting catfished by a bot, but I'll give the 6:30 thing a go.

[Fnord 1,664]

I would carry heat and put on whatever you might have that most closely resembles body armor. Once you get there, if it all seems kosher, consent to everything. I'm really curious to see how this plays out.

You might wanna PM me and Jerry the address you're going to. If you haven't posted for a couple days, we'll notify the authorities. Geeks stand together!

[thegeneral 2,490]

Dong pics

[edjr 6,298]

2 hours ago, jerryskids said:

"I thought I carved you up and buried you in my basement with the others."

yeah but he has to pretend to be straight 

[OldMaid 2,108]

2 hours ago, Mike Honcho said:

Hey, Remember to come to my house for dinner tonight.

Me: Sorry, you have the wrong number. 

(Photo a very pretty Asian girl) "I'm Wang Yuyan, this is my photo, don't you remember me?" 

 

I’m broke.

[jerryskids 6,161]

28 minutes ago, OldMaid said:

I’m broke.

Building off this:

"I'd love to get you a nice gift.  Can I borrow $5000?"

[BeenHereBefore 1,403]

I'm up for anything my Monkey Pox is getting a little better.

[BunnysBastatrds 2,127]

Is that your purse

[Bier Meister 1,600]

Wanna Netflix and talk about crypto?

[Reality 3,040]

Remind her that you're gay.

[Hardcore troubadour 14,163]

Tell them that you find them quite fetching. Out creep the creeps. 

[Fnord 1,664]

13 hours ago, Hardcore troubadour said:

Out creep the creeps. 

 Subject matter expert.

[DonS 3,239]

Tell her your Yugo is in the shop and then ask "her" to send you money for the bus ride. 

[jerryskids 6,161]

Bloodninja: Baby, I been havin a tough night so treat me nice aight?
BritneySpears14: Aight.
Bloodninja: Slip out of those pants baby, yeah.
BritneySpears14: I slip out of my pants, just for you, Bloodninja.
Bloodninja: Oh yeah, aight. Aight, I put on my robe and wizard hat.
BritneySpears14: Oh, I like to play dress up.
Bloodninja: Me too baby.
BritneySpears14: I kiss you softly on your chest.
Bloodninja: I cast Lvl 3 Eroticism. You turn into a real beautiful woman.
BritneySpears14: Hey...
Bloodninja: I meditate to regain my mana, before casting Lvl 8 of the Infinite.
BritneySpears14: Funny I still don't see it.
Bloodninja: I spend my mana reserves to cast Mighty of the Beyondness.
BritneySpears14: You are the worst cyber partner ever. This is ridiculous.
Bloodninja: Don't f**k with me biznitch, I'm the mightiest sorcerer of the lands.
Bloodninja: I steal yo soul and cast Lightning Lvl 1,000,000 Your body explodes into a fine bloody mist, because you are only a Lvl 2 Druid.
BritneySpears14: Don't ever message me again you piece.
Bloodninja: Robots are trying to drill my brain but my lightning shield inflicts DOA attack, leaving the robots as flaming piles of metal.
Bloodninja: King Arthur congratulates me for destroying Dr. Robotnik's evil army of Robot Socialist Republics. The cold war ends. Reagan steals my accomplishments and makes like it was cause of him.
Bloodninja: You still there baby? I think it's getting hard now.
Bloodninja: Baby?

[Fnord 1,664]

Jesus Christ. How did Jerry slip into my DM's?

[OldMaid 2,108]

10 minutes ago, Fnord said:

Jesus Christ. How did Jerry slip into my DM's?

Wait… That was you?  

[DonS 3,239]

1 hour ago, jerryskids said:

Bloodninja: Baby, I been havin a tough night so treat me nice aight?
BritneySpears14: Aight.
Bloodninja: Slip out of those pants baby, yeah.
BritneySpears14: I slip out of my pants, just for you, Bloodninja.
Bloodninja: Oh yeah, aight. Aight, I put on my robe and wizard hat.
BritneySpears14: Oh, I like to play dress up.
Bloodninja: Me too baby.
BritneySpears14: I kiss you softly on your chest.
Bloodninja: I cast Lvl 3 Eroticism. You turn into a real beautiful woman.
BritneySpears14: Hey...
Bloodninja: I meditate to regain my mana, before casting Lvl 8 of the Infinite.
BritneySpears14: Funny I still don't see it.
Bloodninja: I spend my mana reserves to cast Mighty of the Beyondness.
BritneySpears14: You are the worst cyber partner ever. This is ridiculous.
Bloodninja: Don't f**k with me biznitch, I'm the mightiest sorcerer of the lands.
Bloodninja: I steal yo soul and cast Lightning Lvl 1,000,000 Your body explodes into a fine bloody mist, because you are only a Lvl 2 Druid.
BritneySpears14: Don't ever message me again you piece.
Bloodninja: Robots are trying to drill my brain but my lightning shield inflicts DOA attack, leaving the robots as flaming piles of metal.
Bloodninja: King Arthur congratulates me for destroying Dr. Robotnik's evil army of Robot Socialist Republics. The cold war ends. Reagan steals my accomplishments and makes like it was cause of him.
Bloodninja: You still there baby? I think it's getting hard now.
Bloodninja: Baby?

G0ddamn I love me some Blood Ninja

Rhino's don't play games.

[Fnord 1,664]

3 hours ago, OldMaid said:

Wait… That was you?  

Well babe, now you know.