I Have This One Freind

[BeenHereBefore 1,403]

Keeps bugging the fock out of me to go into the bar business with him, he's always drunk as sh!t and pisses all over my toilet rug when he comes over to my house. I fear if we would go into the bar business he would drink up all of the profits in no time and I'd be calling Jon Taffer with in 6 months. Also he wants to have a special night called Friday Night Fatties where obese women drink for free, I can just imagine the possible lawsuits. Any advice is appreciated.

[edjr 6,298]

a thread peefoam could never create 

[posty 2,486]

4 minutes ago, edjr said:

a thread peefoam could never create 

You sure about that?  Friday Night Fatties sounds like some right up his alley and from his feeble mind, no?

[BunnysBastatrds 2,127]

 I used to hang out at a bar, Last Sop Lounge in Fat City in Metairie. I got so wasted by this fatty fat fat, that I woke up the next morning and could but couldn’t believe I was not dead from suffocating and saw an unwrapped snickers candy bar under one of the roles of fat under her belly. I went cold turkey after that night. No mas!

[Mookz 1,310]

I never really understood those toilet rugs.  Are they to stand on while going #1, and put your feet on while going #2?  To comfort the feet, and keep them warm when barefoot?

[MikeMatt 46]

11 hours ago, BunnysBastatrds said:

 I used to hang out at a bar, Last Sop Lounge in Fat City in Metairie. I got so wasted by this fatty fat fat, that I woke up the next morning and could but couldn’t believe I was not dead from suffocating and saw an unwrapped snickers candy bar under one of the roles of fat under her belly. I went cold turkey after that night. No mas!

I got my first tattoo in Metairie - gawd that was 37 years ago !

[thegeneral 2,490]

Spell check the legal docs!