The Official Week 15 FU Thread. Playoff Edition

[Gratefulegg1973 261]

I"m back, giving the same FUs as last week, as apparently I'm too dumb to learn anything.

FU to the continued menage a trois between Stafford, McVay, and Puca Nukua.  I'm not sure I've ever seen a team manufacture and force feed a WR touches like this, all while ignoring a guy that won the triple crown a few years ago.  Hopefully Trump gets this woke garbage out of football

 

[TimHauck 2,449]

Purdy

[JT88-3013 12]

3 targets, one Kupp...IYKYN!

first game in 5 years without a catch...great timing! F-off

[JagFan 128]

3 hours ago, JT88-3013 said:

3 targets, one Kupp...IYKYN!

first game in 5 years without a catch...great timing! F-off

Yep, sucks to know you’ve already lost your playoff matchup before the weekend even rolls around!

[rotisserieking 55]

7 hours ago, Gratefulegg1973 said:

I'm not sure I've ever seen a team manufacture and force feed a WR touches like this, all while ignoring a guy that won the triple crown a few years ago.

 

I recall the Brady-Wes Welker thing from years ago. But it is odd - the last 2 years felt like Stafford would always force it to Kupp to the tune of 10+ targets a game. Now, not so much

[Ehlana 25]

Someone in my league started Purdy, Stafford and Kupp.

[LaChup 215]

Puka FuckyouA

[makindollaz 51]

I’ve seen some conspiracy theory stretches in my day, but a white coach and a white QB not throwing to a white WR because the NFL is “woke” might win the prize

[RareN64Dream 21]

I am facing Brock Purdy, Isaac Guerendo, and Jauan Jennings in one league. They combined for 20 points. Looks like I have to start Nick Chubb over Kenneth Walker this week. Might be the deciding factor who wins this match up.

[easilyscan 716]

Where the fock are you Waddle ? 

One for me, for picking the Panthers to upset the Cowboys.

 

[uwmalcolm 74]

FU to Adams, E. Moore, and J.Johnson. Thanks for not showing up at all in the first half! 

[Gratefulegg1973 261]

FU Derrick Henry.  Wish someone would have told us that he lost his job to Justice f'n Hill.  Thanks for the 6 points, 'King'.

 

[BufordT 406]

FU Butker. At least ur backup was good for 2-4 fg’s a game. You with this extra point only bs is making me nuts

[BufordT 406]

FU to the Aaron Rogers/D Adams love affair which has absolutely killed Garrett Wilson’s wr1 value. Sad to see. 

[Gratefulegg1973 261]

On 12/14/2024 at 2:23 PM, makindollaz said:

I’ve seen some conspiracy theory stretches in my day, but a white coach and a white QB not throwing to a white WR because the NFL is “woke” might win the prize

The FU thread is not a place for rational thought!

[Gratefulegg1973 261]

5 minutes ago, BufordT said:

FU to the Aaron Rogers/D Adams love affair which has absolutely killed Garrett Wilson’s wr1 value. Sad to see. 

I feel your pain, but Adams is the only reason I have a chance after Cupp and Henry's garbage

[Law 239]

14-0 on the regular season and destroyed in round one of the playoffs thanks to Adams and Lamb and Jeudy and C Brown. And my own guys (Mixon, T Hill) doing nothing.

[Chickie 73]

Upset of the day. Indy> the hapless Denver defense 

[Law 239]

And, apparently, going to lose another league to the Buffalo Josh Allens.

 

[easilyscan 716]

FU Josh Allen...signed James Cook

[Nomad99 646]

20 minutes ago, Law said:

14-0 on the regular season and destroyed in round one of the playoffs thanks to Adams and Lamb and Jeudy and C Brown. And my own guys (Mixon, T Hill) doing nothing.

Condolences.......Adams, Brown, Jeudy.....all on my team

[BufordT 406]

FU injuries. Barkley is in the tent. My season is pretty much toast. See youse next year. 

[Gratefulegg1973 261]

My season's on the line with Barkley and Ghost LaPorta.  lol.   Unreal

[IMMensaMind 462]

FU Drake Maye, I started you instead of Mahomosectional because I KNEW he wouldn't produce again, but you're doing NOTHING so far! Get yer azz in the game!

[weepaws 3,008]

Non ppr team is taking a beating, we play two weeks, I started Thomas on the bench, fu/ to me.   

[Gratefulegg1973 261]

Unreal.  My week/season was lost in the span of 30 seconds. 

First, after watching Barkley get the Eagles all the way down the field, glory hog Hurts gets his 1yd TD.  Since I"m playing against Hurts, that's a 12 point swing.

change the channel, and get to see St Brown, who's never had a reception over 15 yards, catch a 70yd TD against me.  

Barkley has been great, but I will NEVER draft him, or any other Eagles player again.  The only goal of that team is to push Hurt's fat ass into the endzone.  

F fantasy football

[Gratefulegg1973 261]

Oh, and go kill yourself Sam LaPorta.  F'n bust of the year loser.  

[IMMensaMind 462]

2 hours ago, IMMensaMind said:

FU Drake Maye, I started you instead of Mahomosectional because I KNEW he wouldn't produce again, but you're doing NOTHING so far! Get yer azz in the game!

[LaChup 215]

Did those cops in Miami slip it in on Tyreek when he was down on the ground? He hasn't done anything since.

[Law 239]

Top two scoring team across all 5 leagues and went 1-4 this week with 3 teams scoring the season-long high score.

#awesomesauce

[Chickie 73]

I promise to try and draft players who will be relevant in their respective team’s offensive schemes. Has beens and yesterday’s news type guys like Kupp and Metcalf have been relegated to decoy duty. 

[LaChup 215]

A thorough investigation has been done and it is confirmed......Anthony Richardson does not have any WRs from Indy on his fantasy team. When asked if Jonathon Taylor is one of his RBs, he giggled and covered his face.

[polecatt 471]

FU to Jaylen Warren, not that I had high expectation but 1 freaking point?

Also FU to the refs in the Commanders vs Saints game, their debacle almost certainly cost me a few pts with the Commanders D/ST

[TimHauck 2,449]

16 hours ago, Chickie said:

Upset of the day. Indy> the hapless Denver defense 

This didn’t age well

[Showboat 247]

21 hours ago, easilyscan said:

One for me, for picking the Panthers to upset the Cowboys.

 

Weren't the Panthers actually favored?

[Sean Mooney 1,815]

My starting receivers in one fantasy playoff were Cooper Kupp and Amari Cooper....0 catches on 3 targets- between the two of them. The Bills scored 48 points and Cooper saw no targets. 

[rotisserieking 55]

2 hours ago, Showboat said:

Weren't the Panthers actually favored?

Yeah, I thought I heard it was the first time they'd been favored since 2019 or something crazy

[easilyscan 716]

3 hours ago, Showboat said:

Weren't the Panthers actually favored?

I didn't realize they were favored.

Last week, the Carolina Panthers were favored. For the first time in 33 NFL games, they were expected to win. They responded with a dud of a performance, losing 30-14 to the banged-up 5-8 Dallas Cowboys. They got favorable odds and forgot how to act after playing so well for five straight weeks as the underdog.

[easilyscan 716]

2 hours ago, Sean Mooney said:

My starting receivers in one fantasy playoff were Cooper Kupp and Amari Cooper....0 catches on 3 targets- between the two of them. The Bills scored 48 points and Cooper saw no targets. 

To call that brutal, would be an understatement. 

[LaChup 215]

Josh Allen is fighting Taysom Hill for the greediest NFL player of all time. They love them some them!