Joseph - The Ultimate Cuck

[nobody 2,500]

So Joseph and Mary are presumably together.  But she's a virgin, so that means she's not giving Joseph any.  I presume they were married which makes the fact that she's a virgin even worse, but then god comes in and knocks her up and has Joseph raise his kid.  Kind of messed up.

Let's celebrate his cuckolding this holiday season.

[jbycho 318]

Or, you can just go do whatever you do by yourself during the holidays. 

[jerryskids 6,318]

I'm confident that God gave Joseph some side pieces to keep him happy.   

[Hardcore troubadour 14,424]

11 minutes ago, nobody said:

So Joseph and Mary are presumably together.  But she's a virgin, so that means she's not giving Joseph any.  I presume they were married which makes the fact that she's a virgin even worse, but then god comes in and knocks her up and has Joseph raise his kid.  Kind of messed up.

Let's celebrate his cuckolding this holiday season.

What a clown. 

[Fnord 1,804]

1 minute ago, Hardcore troubadour said:

What a clown. 

Joseph, Jesus, or god?

[thegeneral 2,644]

13 minutes ago, nobody said:

So Joseph and Mary are presumably together.  But she's a virgin, so that means she's not giving Joseph any.  I presume they were married which makes the fact that she's a virgin even worse, but then god comes in and knocks her up and has Joseph raise his kid.  Kind of messed up.

Let's celebrate his cuckolding this holiday season.

Pretty hard to follow God in the bedroom department. 

[jbycho 318]

Just now, Fnord said:

Joseph, Jesus, or god?

Liberal. 

[Hardcore troubadour 14,424]

3 minutes ago, Fnord said:

Joseph, Jesus, or god?

If I said Muhammad was a warlord and a pedophile, which he was, you would probably call me an islamophobe.  And you would be right for once.  But of course, you’re not bigoted against Christians. Not you. 

[thegeneral 2,644]

5 minutes ago, Hardcore troubadour said:

If I said Muhammad was a warlord and a pedophile, which he was, you would probably call me an islamophobe. 

You should travel deep into Afghanistan and find out! TIA

[jbycho 318]

4 minutes ago, thegeneral said:

You should travel deep into Afghanistan and find out! TIA

Biden kills Americans in Afghanistan. 

[Mike Honcho 4,855]

29 minutes ago, nobody said:

So Joseph and Mary are presumably together.  But she's a virgin, so that means she's not giving Joseph any.  I presume they were married which makes the fact that she's a virgin even worse, but then god comes in and knocks her up and has Joseph raise his kid.  Kind of messed up.

Let's celebrate his cuckolding this holiday season.

They probably should update the Linus Xmas-speech to this. 

[Fnord 1,804]

13 minutes ago, Hardcore troubadour said:

If I said Muhammad was a warlord and a pedophile, which he was, you would probably call me an islamophobe.  And you would be right for once.  But of course, you’re not bigoted against Christians. Not you. 

I try not to be bigoted against anything. Christianity is just another religion among many that I sometimes admire, and sometimes loathe. People can worship however and whatever they want. Just don't try to indoctrinate the kids, they're brains haven't finished developing.

[Hardcore troubadour 14,424]

Just now, Fnord said:

I try not to be bigoted against anything. Christianity is just another religion among many that I sometimes admire, and sometimes loathe. People can worship however and whatever they want. Just don't try to indoctrinate the kids, they're brains haven't finished developing.

Yeah. That love thy neighbor stuff can mess a kid up.  Better to be told to stone them to death if they show too much skin. 

[jbycho 318]

Just now, Hardcore troubadour said:

Yeah. That love thy neighbor stuff can mess a kid up.  Better to be told to stone them to death if they show too much skin. 

He doesn't teach his kids anything. Until they turn 21. 

[jerryskids 6,318]

5 minutes ago, Fnord said:

I try not to be bigoted against anything. Christianity is just another religion among many that I sometimes admire, and sometimes loathe. People can worship however and whatever they want. Just don't try to indoctrinate the kids, they're brains haven't finished developing.

But we can tell them they might be the opposite gender, amirite?!

[HellToupee 1,373]

49 minutes ago, nobody said:

So Joseph and Mary are presumably together.  But she's a virgin, so that means she's not giving Joseph any.  I presume they were married which makes the fact that she's a virgin even worse, but then god comes in and knocks her up and has Joseph raise his kid.  Kind of messed up.

Let's celebrate his cuckolding this holiday season.

@weepaws should be able to help you

[Fnord 1,804]

11 minutes ago, jerryskids said:

But we can tell them they might be the opposite gender, amirite?!

Did I say that? No. I worded my response appropriately so folks like HT would understand one of my issues with religion.

I would have anticipated your response from someone like Maxipad or jonmx, but from you it was a little surprising. I suppose in our post-truth world nothing makes sense anymore and my expectations of behavior from rational people are being continually recalibrated. 

[TBayXXXVII 2,420]

Ah, the old "I disagree with religion so I'm going to take it 100% literal and purposefully ignore the point" approach.  I'm not even religious, but I'm not ignorant like some of our leftist/atheist brethren.

[Hardcore troubadour 14,424]

15 minutes ago, TBayXXXVII said:

Ah, the old "I disagree with religion so I'm going to take it 100% literal and purposefully ignore the point" approach.  I'm not even religious, but I'm not ignorant like some of our leftist/atheist brethren.

You would think they would be constantly attacking the religion that says to kill in its name, and not the one that says don’t kill at all. That’s why they are called libtards. 

[Fnord 1,804]

17 minutes ago, TBayXXXVII said:

Ah, the old "I disagree with religion so I'm going to take it 100% literal and purposefully ignore the point" approach.  I'm not even religious, but I'm not ignorant like some of our leftist/atheist brethren.

 

Just now, Hardcore troubadour said:

You would think they would be constantly attacking the religion that says to kill in its name, and not the one that says don’t kill at all. That’s why they are called libtards. 

Is there anything you guys DON'T get pissy about? FFS, pull the sandpaper panties out of your twats and attempt to comprehend things before you go off on your little tantrums. You don't even seem to understand the point I was making, which began entirely in jest in a thread made in jest. 

[Sean Mooney 1,816]

Pretty sure the original post is a joke....You all have written a bunch of posts arguing about things not related to it.

 

[The Phantom's Phantom 248]

2 minutes ago, Sean Mooney said:

Pretty sure the original post is a joke....You all have written a bunch of posts arguing about things not related to it.

 

Hardcore CrySomeMore.

[Sean Mooney 1,816]

2 minutes ago, The Phantom's Phantom said:

Hardcore CrySomeMore.

 

The ability of people here to just completely try to fit stuff to their narratives is sad. 

[Fnord 1,804]

4 minutes ago, Sean Mooney said:

 

The ability of people here to just completely try to fit stuff to their narratives is sad. 

We all do that to an extent. The bigger problem for these goobers is their inability to admit they're wrong about anything, even when shown proof of their errors.

Post-truth world. Nothing matters. Smoke em if ya got em, tomorrow may never come!

[The Phantom's Phantom 248]

2 minutes ago, Fnord said:

We all do that to an extent. The bigger problem for these goobers is their inability to admit they're wrong about anything, even when shown proof of their errors.

Post-truth world. Nothing matters. Smoke em if ya got em, tomorrow may never come!

If you're wrong, keep saying you're right, change the subject, etc.  The end of honest debate.

[Baker Boy 1,667]

1 hour ago, nobody said:

So Joseph and Mary are presumably together.  But she's a virgin, so that means she's not giving Joseph any.  I presume they were married which makes the fact that she's a virgin even worse, but then god comes in and knocks her up and has Joseph raise his kid.  Kind of messed up.

Let's celebrate his cuckolding this holiday season.

When you try to mock other people beliefs you should at least get the story straight. Here is just one of your assumptions that was wrong.

 So Joseph also went up from the town of Nazareth in Galilee to Judea, to Bethlehem the town of David, because he belonged to the house and line of David.  He went there to register with Mary, who was pledged to be married to him and was expecting a child.

Luke 2: 4-5

This post is a huge fail.

[Fnord 1,804]

Add post-humor to post-truth. 

MAGA is poised to become by far the biggest purveyor of cancel culture and safe space we've ever seen.

[TBayXXXVII 2,420]

53 minutes ago, Fnord said:

 

Is there anything you guys DON'T get pissy about? FFS, pull the sandpaper panties out of your twats and attempt to comprehend things before you go off on your little tantrums. You don't even seem to understand the point I was making, which began entirely in jest in a thread made in jest. 

 

53 minutes ago, Sean Mooney said:

Pretty sure the original post is a joke....You all have written a bunch of posts arguing about things not related to it.

 

@nobody was NOT who I was talking about... it was the far leftist branch that I was referring to because they constantly post their ignorance and you can never tell when they're being ignorant or making a joke.

[BudBro 169]

3 hours ago, nobody said:

So Joseph and Mary are presumably together.  But she's a virgin, so that means she's not giving Joseph any.  I presume they were married which makes the fact that she's a virgin even worse, but then god comes in and knocks her up and has Joseph raise his kid.  Kind of messed up.

Let's celebrate his cuckolding this holiday season.

Fascinatingly, betrothed at that time, not having fulfilled the time where covenant vows could be made, yet, considered married.  When he found her to be pregnant, it says that he considered divorcing her quietly, for she clearly didn't "look" like a virgin.  That is the only time a divorce is allowed in the Bible, during the time of betrothal and only for a "logos porneia,"...a saying or report of prostitution. 

[jerryskids 6,318]

2 hours ago, Fnord said:

Did I say that? No. I worded my response appropriately so folks like HT would understand one of my issues with religion.

I would have anticipated your response from someone like Maxipad or jonmx, but from you it was a little surprising. I suppose in our post-truth world nothing makes sense anymore and my expectations of behavior from rational people are being continually recalibrated. 

Well, I had to run out for a bit, so I thought I'd start with some snark.  Here is my serious comment:

I could not disagree more with your comment "just do not indoctrinate the kids."  Religion is as much a culture as it is about God.  It is a common heritage which unites a community.  That community meets, bonds, helps each other, etc.  It is much what people (including several here) hate about the Jews -- they help each other out.  The secular Left would prefer that all such aid come from the government.

That same secular Left needs its own religions, in the absence of God.  All people need something to believe in.  They believe instead in causes like Hamas terrorism, transing the kids, abortions until birth, intersectionality, equity vs. equality, and most notably, TDS.

I'd rather children to be brought up in the tenets of Christianity than the above secular ones.

I also very much disagree with your assertion that "Christianity is just another religion."  To put it (or any other major world religion) on par with Islam is, well, foolish.

[thegeneral 2,644]

I think all the various fairy tales that there are to explain how we came to be, how to keep order, how to give people some reason to not be a shithead, etc are equally interesting.

[jerryskids 6,318]

4 minutes ago, thegeneral said:

I think all the various fairy tales that there are to explain how we came to be, how to keep order, how to give people some reason to not be a shithead, etc are equally interesting.

Interesting is not the same as valuable.

[thegeneral 2,644]

8 minutes ago, jerryskids said:

Interesting is not the same as valuable.

Not valuable to me or my family per se. But there is value to many which is good. Whatever people do to not be a leech on society or an ahole works for me broadly speaking.

[IGotWorms 4,053]

4 hours ago, TBayXXXVII said:

Ah, the old "I disagree with religion so I'm going to take it 100% literal and purposefully ignore the point" approach.  I'm not even religious, but I'm not ignorant like some of our leftist/atheist brethren.

Nobody isn’t a leftist so not sure what you’re going on about here

[IGotWorms 4,053]

3 hours ago, TBayXXXVII said:

 

@nobody was NOT who I was talking about... it was the far leftist branch that I was referring to because they constantly post their ignorance and you can never tell when they're being ignorant or making a joke.

But nobody is the one who started this thread so what the fock are you babbling about?  

[jerryskids 6,318]

1 hour ago, thegeneral said:

Not valuable to me or my family per se. But there is value to many which is good. Whatever people do to not be a leech on society or an ahole works for me broadly speaking.

Valuable to society and humankind in general.  Islam isn't.  The others are.

[thegeneral 2,644]

30 minutes ago, jerryskids said:

Valuable to society and humankind in general.  Islam isn't.  The others are.

I don’t want to hang with any fundamentalist religious person TBH, but yeah Islamic extremists do seem to be a bit much.

I just don’t want to hear about people’s faith and don’t want it impacting my life. 

 

[jbycho 318]

4 minutes ago, thegeneral said:

I don’t want to hang with any fundamentalist religious person TBH, but yeah Islamic extremists do seem to be a bit much.

I just don’t want to hear about people’s faith and don’t want it impacting my life. 

 

Honestly, I don't think anyone cares to bring you into their faith, their life, or even onto their bowling team. 

So, I think you're safe. 

[jerryskids 6,318]

4 minutes ago, thegeneral said:

I don’t want to hang with any fundamentalist religious person TBH, but yeah Islamic extremists do seem to be a bit much.

I just don’t want to hear about people’s faith and don’t want it impacting my life. 

 

I'm not talking about weepaws preaching to you that his bizarro Christian sect is the only path to salvation.  I'm talking about a culture around the basic tenets of the religion.  For Judeo-Christians, it's stuff like honor your parents, do unto others, be fruitful and multiply.  These basic principles were part of the culture you were raised in, regardless of how "religious" your family was.  It was stitched into our society.  Now, notsomuch.

 

[thegeneral 2,644]

13 minutes ago, jbycho said:

Honestly, I don't think anyone cares to bring you into their faith, their life, or even onto their bowling team. 

So, I think you're safe. 

I think I’d rather hang with the 9/11 dudes than you.