I Have Three South American Maids In My House Right Now

[BunnysBastatrds 2,151]

 …and all three are smoking hot. They have b cup cans, small waists, beautiful curvy hips, nice legs in tight yoga pants, and of course speak Spanish. I’m surrounded by a wet dream. I guess they don’t know that I can understand Spanish because they are talking about me. “He’s mucho grasius. Mui mui si.”  I would pay them each a hundred dollars to clean the house nekkid if I could. Conna go to xvideos as soon ass they leave and search for Latino maids. 

[Fnord 1,747]

Pics or it didn't happen. I have questions.

What are they wearing beside yoga pants?

How do the pants look when they're cleaning the floor?

What housekeeping service did you use?

Have you asked any of them if they'd like to make a few extra bucks privately?

ETA: @Engorgeous George should probably weigh in on this

[Engorgeous George 1,851]

12 minutes ago, Fnord said:

Pics or it didn't happen. I have questions.

What are they wearing beside yoga pants?

How do the pants look when they're cleaning the floor?

What housekeeping service did you use?

Have you asked any of them if they'd like to make a few extra bucks privately?

ETA: @Engorgeous George should probably weigh in on this

How did you know?  Do you have access to my search history? 

[Fnord 1,747]

4 minutes ago, Engorgeous George said:

How did you know?  Do you have access to my search history? 

Great minds and all...

[thegeneral 2,582]

Biden’s America! 

[Fnord 1,747]

21 minutes ago, thegeneral said:

Biden’s America! 

You're on fire today!

[BunnysBastatrds 2,151]

1 hour ago, Fnord said:

Pics or it didn't happen. I have questions.

What are they wearing beside yoga pants?

How do the pants look when they're cleaning the floor?

What housekeeping service did you use?

Have you asked any of them if they'd like to make a few extra bucks privately?

ETA: @Engorgeous George should probably weigh in on this

 Not yet. But I just spoke to one of them with the little Spanish I can speak. But I comprehend it.
 Wearing yoga pants and tight T-shirt. The one wearing leopard yoga has a very big camel toe. Instant wood. Their names that they gave me are Dizzy, Dixie, and Candy. Dizzy gave me a big hug after I said “mui biuen.mucho gracious seniority.” 

[Fnord 1,747]

Dizzy gave you what? Language filter 

The suspense is killing me...

[edjr 6,385]

45 minutes ago, Fnord said:

Pics or it didn't happen. I have questions.

Yup. pretty easy to sneak creepy pics

[Drizzay 680]

Consuelo?

[The Real timschochet 5,398]

You need to channel your inner Matt Saracen. 

[EternalShinyAndChrome 3,493]

I'm going to need to see pics or you're FOS.  

I demand pics!

[Hawkeye21 2,238]

Still waiting on those pics

[EternalShinyAndChrome 3,493]

Where are the pics?

[DonS 3,261]

OP, please edit the thread title to start with "Dear Penthouse Forum..." 

[BunnysBastatrds 2,151]

 The name of the company is CleanGreen360. The owner is Lauren Suazo. I’d finger her.

 Don’t remember if I told this story before. I had a black maid when I was renting a house about two and a half years ago. She was a very beautiful black young woman. 32b, very dark black skin and a nice bubble butt. I was instantly attracted from the beginning. She was a tease. Third or fourth time she was here, I i made a sammich for her and some homemade lemonade and had a good conversation with about who she was and is. I was interested. The next week when she came, I made her lunch and had another fun conversation and gave her shot of peppermint schnapps. As we were talking, I told her about my friend would give his maids money to do it topples. She laughed and got up and pulled her shorts down and mooned me. Then when she was finished, she was a gstring and a wife beater grabbed my hand and guided me to the side room futon. Went down on her all of my experiences. With two in the pink and one in the stinky, she came so hard, twice shaking more than I’ve ever seen. She begged me to be inside of her. I told her next week. Just think about me all. See you then. 

 

[Fnord 1,747]

2 hours ago, Fnord said:

Dizzy gave you what? Language filter 

The suspense is killing me...

 

2 hours ago, BunnysBastatrds said:

 Not yet. But I just spoke to one of them with the little Spanish I can speak. But I comprehend it.
 Wearing yoga pants and tight T-shirt. The one wearing leopard yoga has a very big camel toe. Instant wood. Their names that they gave me are Dizzy, Dixie, and Candy. Dizzy gave me a big hug after I said “mui biuen.mucho gracious seniority.” 

A focking "big hug?" That's what I was waiting to hear? Disappointing.

You did nicely make amends with the black maid story, though. Kudos.

 

[Bier Meister 1,613]

three maids a milkin' ?

[easilyscan 734]

3 hours ago, Hawkeye21 said:

Still waiting on those pics

Yup

[Bier Meister 1,613]

bb is stuck in the bathroom and ran out of tissue

[Maximum Overkill 1,473]

7 hours ago, BunnysBastatrds said:

 …and all three are smoking hot. They have b cup cans, small waists, beautiful curvy hips, nice legs in tight yoga pants, and of course speak Spanish. I’m surrounded by a wet dream. I guess they don’t know that I can understand Spanish because they are talking about me. “He’s mucho grasius. Mui mui si.”  I would pay them each a hundred dollars to clean the house nekkid if I could. Conna go to xvideos as soon ass they leave and search for Latino maids. 

Money talks

[BunnysBastatrds 2,151]

2 hours ago, Maximum Overkill said:

Money talks

Bullshit walks…

[Maximum Overkill 1,473]

11 minutes ago, BunnysBastatrds said:

Bullshit walks…

Everyone has a price, especially the Taco Makers  

[BunnysBastatrds 2,151]

7 hours ago, Maximum Overkill said:

Everyone has a price, especially the Taco Makers  

 My favorite Mexican bartender would wear a T-shirt every Friday that said “if god hadn’t intended on men to eat poosay, why did he make it look like a Taco “

[Maximum Overkill 1,473]

4 hours ago, BunnysBastatrds said:

 My favorite Mexican bartender would wear a T-shirt every Friday that said “if god hadn’t intended on men to eat poosay, why did he make it look like a Taco “

Nice  

[jerryskids 6,243]

Has anyone asked for pics?

[Maximum Overkill 1,473]

18 minutes ago, jerryskids said:

Has anyone asked for pics?

I would of established that day 1 with a $100 tip. They know what that means. 

[Mike Honcho 4,794]

On 1/3/2025 at 10:00 AM, Fnord said:

Pics or it didn't happen. I have questions.

What are they wearing beside yoga pants?

How do the pants look when they're cleaning the floor?

What housekeeping service did you use?

Have you asked any of them if they'd like to make a few extra bucks privately?

ETA: @Engorgeous George should probably weigh in on this

 

 

[lickin_starfish 1,807]

7 minutes ago, Maximum Overkill said:

I would of established that day 1 with a $100 tip. They know what that means. 

What does it mean? I hope it's not a sexual advance, because I tipped the pizza delivery dude $100 the other day. I don't want him getting that impression.

[Maximum Overkill 1,473]

3 minutes ago, lickin_starfish said:

because I tipped the pizza delivery dude $100 the other day. I don't want him getting that impression.

He owes you a handy at the least 

[Hawkeye21 2,238]

Update?

[BunnysBastatrds 2,151]

3 hours ago, Hawkeye21 said:

Update?

 They are coming back on Wednesday day. I’ll take a video if I can sneak one in. I can’t wait to see them and Dizzy’s camel toe. 

[jerryskids 6,243]

5 minutes ago, BunnysBastatrds said:

 They are coming back on Wednesday day. I’ll take a video if I can sneak one in. I can’t wait to see them and Dizzy’s camel toe. 

Just tell them that you told your friends about how beautiful your cleaners are, and ask if you can take a few pics.  They'll probably eat it up.

Once they agree to that, you can start directing poses...   

[BunnysBastatrds 2,151]

2 minutes ago, jerryskids said:

Just tell them that you told your friends about how beautiful your cleaners are, and ask if you can take a few pics.  They'll probably eat it up.

Once they agree to that, you can start directing poses...   

 If I do, I’ll direct them to be on all fours and smiling at me. Might even ask them to do the don’t speak, don’t see, and don’t hear pose. And don’t tell. I can’t fawking wait. My Lady has a doctors appointment that morning. Which makes my odds so much greater.