The lightning move toward autocracy

[EternalShinyAndChrome 3,596]

20 minutes ago, The Real timschochet said:

Actually it’s your reaction that is intolerant. 

There ARE authoritarian aspects to what Trump is doing. That doesn’t mean he’s Hitler or that we’re headed for a dictatorship. It means exactly what I wrote: authoritarian aspects. They’re troubling and it’s not wrong to point them out. 

But how do you guys respond to this criticism? Not by rebutting it but by wrapping yourself in an “us vs them” scenario: guys like yourself and @Voltaire act like our side is evil and you need to be at war against us, which in some ways is even more troubling an attitude than what Trump is doing. 

Not really.  The fact that you think Trump is authoritarian but then completely ignore Biden and Obama who ACTUALLY implemented their authoritarian views is why we are asking why you're suddenly so concerned about "authoritarianism" NOW when your side was already doing it and you didn't say a f'n word about it?

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https://www.nbcnews.com/news/world/elon-musks-call-germany-move-nazi-guilt-dangerous-holocaust-memorial-c-rcna189316

Musk slammed for Nazi remarks at far-right gathering.

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24 minutes ago, EternalShinyAndChrome said:

Not really.  The fact that you think Trump is authoritarian but then completely ignore Biden and Obama who ACTUALLY implemented their authoritarian views is why we are asking why you're suddenly so concerned about "authoritarianism" NOW when your side was already doing it and you didn't say a f'n word about it?

Yet you guys can't produce actual facts and evidence of this authorianism that the far-right is projecting on the left. Tim is dead on in his assessment of this whole "us vs. them" mentality. 

Democrats don't see themselves at war with Republicans and conservatives. They see MAGA's radical mindset and angry rhetoric and oppose that, plain and simple.

Again, no one is saying that Trump is Hitler, but he most certainly is taking similar leadership actions that are pushing this country away from democracy and to an authoritarian state, and Voltaire's unhinged, angry and scary diatribes underscore all this.

MAGA would like nothing more than a complete annihilation of everything to the left of themselves, and that's not what this country is all about.

Even Nancy Pelosi said this country needs a strong Republican party. 

But instead of a strong Republican party, we have a president concentrating his power and MAGA bulldozing its way toward a country that has a one-party system, a government-controlled media and a bunch of rich people getting richer.

And that's why I created this thread, and the MAGAs have done nothing but validate my point. 

[HellToupee 1,379]

5 minutes ago, Death said:

https://www.nbcnews.com/news/world/elon-musks-call-germany-move-nazi-guilt-dangerous-holocaust-memorial-c-rcna189316

Musk slammed for Nazi remarks at far-right gathering.

Oh no this sound terrible 

 

In an apparent reference to Germany’s Nazi history, the head of the Trump administration’s Department of Government Efficiency, whose smiling face was projected onto a vast screen, told a roaring crowd that “children should not be guilty of the sins of their parents, let alone their great-grandparents.”

 

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31 minutes ago, EternalShinyAndChrome said:

Not really.  The fact that you think Trump is authoritarian but then completely ignore Biden and Obama who ACTUALLY implemented their authoritarian views is why we are asking why you're suddenly so concerned about "authoritarianism" NOW when your side was already doing it and you didn't say a f'n word about it?

Exactly. They don't care how much power the left weilds. The more the better as far as they're concerned. 

But the second the right has a tiny bit of control over things it's the end of the world. 

It's simultaneously hilarious and pathetic.

[Maximum Overkill 1,580]

5 minutes ago, Death said:

They see MAGA's radical mindset and angry rhetoric and oppose that, plain and simple.

Ever wonder how we got here? You may want to look in the mirror.

@thegeneral @TrailGuy@The Real timschochet

[Hardcore troubadour 14,427]

43 minutes ago, EternalShinyAndChrome said:

Not really.  The fact that you think Trump is authoritarian but then completely ignore Biden and Obama who ACTUALLY implemented their authoritarian views is why we are asking why you're suddenly so concerned about "authoritarianism" NOW when your side was already doing it and you didn't say a f'n word about it?

Exactly. 

[Patented Phil 1,371]

48 minutes ago, EternalShinyAndChrome said:

Not really.  The fact that you think Trump is authoritarian but then completely ignore Biden and Obama who ACTUALLY implemented their authoritarian views is why we are asking why you're suddenly so concerned about "authoritarianism" NOW when your side was already doing it and you didn't say a f'n word about it?

When Conservative Prosecutors start charging Liberal politicians with felonies for simple process crimes, then Tim can talk.  Until then, he needs to STFU and keep his pearl-clutching anxiety about what MIGHT happen to himself.

[The Girlfriend 94]

17 hours ago, Frozenbeernuts said:

It's about distancing the US from the one world government structure where our speech laws begin to more closely mirror the UK along with other undesirable consequences.

Musk wants to defund Wikipedia. 

[jbycho 318]

1 minute ago, The Girlfriend said:

Musk wants to defund Wikipedia. 

Good. 

[seafoam1 2,617]

6 hours ago, TrailGuy said:

Says the guy who can't stop replying to me

The guy is seeing Hitler's image in a focking cheeseburger. Between you and pimpledoosh the TDS is reaching stages never seen before.

[seafoam1 2,617]

4 hours ago, Death said:

Yet you guys can't produce actual facts and evidence of this authorianism that the far-right is projecting on the left. Tim is dead on in his assessment of this whole "us vs. them" mentality. 

Democrats don't see themselves at war with Republicans and conservatives. They see MAGA's radical mindset and angry rhetoric and oppose that, plain and simple.

Again, no one is saying that Trump is Hitler, but he most certainly is taking similar leadership actions that are pushing this country away from democracy and to an authoritarian state, and Voltaire's unhinged, angry and scary diatribes underscore all this.

MAGA would like nothing more than a complete annihilation of everything to the left of themselves, and that's not what this country is all about.

Even Nancy Pelosi said this country needs a strong Republican party. 

But instead of a strong Republican party, we have a president concentrating his power and MAGA bulldozing its way toward a country that has a one-party system, a government-controlled media and a bunch of rich people getting richer.

And that's why I created this thread, and the MAGAs have done nothing but validate my point. 

 This is awesome! Keep the anger coming little guy.

[Maximum Overkill 1,580]

4 hours ago, Death said:

Trump is Hitler

ANOTHER HITLER THREAD  

[seafoam1 2,617]

3 minutes ago, Maximum Overkill said:

ANOTHER HITLER THREAD  

That dude would make a great lib on tic tok. He would be on camera with all of his emotional support cats crapping all over the place. And he can try to act like he's not crying by waving his hands under his eyes while he weeps about Donald HItler.  

[Voltaire 5,033]

That’s the same full moon they looked at in Nazi Germany. That sunset over the mountains… Nazis watched them. The skid marks in Rusty’s underwear resemble a swastica. Look at that guy! Hitler wore shoes just like that! Do you know who else liked to listen to Wagner sympathies? Hitler!

See that rich guy saying his heart goes out to you all?

[Hardcore troubadour 14,427]

Biden created an untouchables list on his way out. That’s not authoritarian at all. 

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4 hours ago, Maximum Overkill said:

Ever wonder how we got here? You may want to look in the mirror.

@thegeneral @TrailGuy@The Real timschochet

You keep saying this, but I don't see anyone screaming death to conservatives and the same kind of vitriol pouring from the fingers of you, Voltaire and all the other MAGAs around here. 

Calm down.

[EternalShinyAndChrome 3,596]

6 minutes ago, Voltaire said:

That’s the same full moon they looked at in Nazi Germany. That sunset over the mountains… Nazis watched them. The skid marks in Rusty’s underwear resemble a swastica. Look at that guy! Hitler wore shoes just like that! Do you know who else liked to listen to Wagner sympathies? Hitler!

See that rich guy saying his heart goes out to you all?

I'M TELLIN' YA', HITLER IS EVERYWHERE!!!!!  HITLERGEDDDON!!!

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4 minutes ago, Hardcore troubadour said:

Biden created an untouchables list on his way out. That’s not authoritarian at all. 

Oh please. 

Trump let out a whole bunch of violent criminals, many of whom assaulted and seriously injured police, not to mention all the convicted criminals he pardoned toward the end of his first turn.

But I imagine it will take years, if ever, for your Biden butthurt to subside.

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Borrowed from squish:

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Almost sounds like a a threat, don't it? Is he hinting that he may try to have her taken off the air?

https://www.newsbreak.com/news/3776965676753-enemy-of-the-people-trump-rages-at-rachel-maddow-in-middle-of-the-night-attack?noAds=1&_f=app_share&s=i2

'Enemy of the people!' Trump rages at Rachel Maddow in middle of the night attack

Hours after Donald Trump took to his Truth Social account to celebrate the confirmation of embattled Fox News personality Pete Hegseth to be the next secretary of defense despite allegations of sexual assault and public drunkenness, he returned to attack MSNBC's Rachel Maddow.

The popular Maddow, a frequent critic of the president dating back to his first term that ended in 2020, recently returned to full-time nightly duty on the network to the delight of her fans.

[...]

Based on Trump's late-night post, he's not happy that she will be back to plague him five nights a week.

On Truth Social he launched an attack aimed at Maddow, her network, and CNN.

"Wow! Rachel Maddow has horrible ratings. She’ll be off the air very soon. MSNBC IS CLOSE TO DEATH. CNN HAS REACHED THE BOTTOM. This is a good thing," he wrote before adding, " They are the Enemy of the people!"

As I said, the next step ...

So much for free speech, eh?

[Hardcore troubadour 14,427]

6 minutes ago, Death said:

Oh please. 

Trump let out a whole bunch of violent criminals, many of whom assaulted and seriously injured police, not to mention all the convicted criminals he pardoned toward the end of his first turn.

But I imagine it will take years, if ever, for your Biden butthurt to subside.

Trump gave pardons for specific crimes, a one time deal. Biden was a bit different. It’s sad you need this explained to you.  Simple Jack.  

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16 minutes ago, Hardcore troubadour said:

Trump gave pardons for specific crimes, a one time deal. Biden was a bit different. It’s sad you need this explained to you.  Simple Jack.  

Right, which is way worse because those to whom Biden granted pre-emptive pardons have not been charged or convicted of anything and now have  been shielded from the revenge that Trump has said he would unleash, which goes to my point about what Trump is willing to do to concentrate power and move us toward an autocracy. Silencing critics and exacting revenge on opponents are on my steps-to-autocracy list.

Thanks for the unintentional validation of my point.

 

[Death 296]

Proof of MAGA hypocrisy when it comes to free speech.

Trump mentioned free speech during his inauguration and issued an executive order "restoring freedom of speech and ending federal censorship."

Yet, he is on record of wanting to pull ABC's license and today issued a threat to MSNBC, CNN and Rachel Maddow.

In the thread about that, I asked several posters a simple question: Do you support free speech for MSNBC, CNN and Rachel Maddow?

But rather than just say yes or no, the whatabouts and deflections ensued.

Here are some of their responses to the thread and answers to my simple question:

(HT has been removed because he answered the question and supports free speech in question here.)

EternalShinyAndChrome

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Well, let's face it Maddow is absolutely an enemy of the people, just like the rest of the liberal propaganda networks and acolytes like squiztard.  That is irrefutable and undeniable.

We, the people, need to work and push these wanna' be Marxists and Communists out of government and wherever else these cockroaches are breeding.

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Death really is triggered!  Furiously posting from his mom's basement as fast as he can type.

#winning

CaptainObvious1

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Something both sides should be able to agree on

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No, I'm not taking anything you say seriously when you sound like a 7 year-old throwing a fit.  Especially when you turn around and claim you want a serious discussion.  You're a troll.  You've admitted it.  Everyone here knows it.

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You're right I'm not answering you because you're a troll with your MagaTurd, Muh Trump, Clownzo stuff.  

Gepetto

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Her mouth should be limited as was Alex Jones.

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I think you know what I meant. If not, oh well. I'm not here to debate.

easilyscan

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When I see her handcuffed and taken to some type of internment camp, I'll believe it to be legitimate.

https://encyclopedia.ushmm.org/content/en/article/nazi-propaganda-and-censorship

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The Nazis wanted Germans to support the Nazi dictatorship and believe in Nazi ideas. To accomplish this goal, they tried to control forms of communication through censorship and propaganda. This included control of newspapers, magazines, books, art, theater, music, movies, and radio.

When the Nazis came to power in 1933, the German constitution guaranteed freedom of speech and freedom of the press. Through decrees and laws, the Nazis abolished these civil rights and destroyed German democracy. Starting in 1934, it was illegal to criticize the Nazi government. Even telling a joke about Hitler was considered treachery. People in Nazi Germany could not say or write whatever they wanted. 

Examples of censorship under the Nazis included:

• Closing down or taking over anti-Nazi newspapers; 
• Controlling what news appeared in newspapers, on the radio, and in newsreels;
• Banning and burning books that the Nazis categorized as un-German;
• Controlling what soldiers wrote home during World War II.

Straight out of the authoritarian playbook, folks.

There was none of this high-level rhetoric against Fox News, Newsmax, OAN, Alex Jones, etc., during the Biden administration.

Fox lost a lawsuit for it's fabrications regarding voting machines, and Jones got his ass kicked in court for his ridiculous Sandy Hook conspiracy theory, which he admitted to.

And this is what MAGA holds up as censoring free speech, that and kicking Trump off Twitter and Facebook fact-checking information, which it no longer does.

Kicking out users or controlling content on social media platforms is not violating free-speech rights.

These are private entities that aren't obligated to let their platforms become free-for-alls for misinformation. Newpapers aren't obligated to post all the letters to the editor they get.

There's a huge difference between private entities controlling who gets to use their platforms and the content they produce. Look no further than this forum for the rules regarding posting. Sure, you can say what you want. Trump started his own platform and says whatever he wants, and I support his right to do so.

Yet the MAGAs here can't say whether they support free speech in regard to media entities that don't report or opine in ways that pleases them.

I said early on in this thread that a sure sign that we're moving toward an autocracy is controlling or eliminating media, and not only has Trump threatened to do that, the MAGAs would be giddy if he did.

You guys validate my point with almost every post.

[seafoam1 2,617]

3 minutes ago, Death said:

Proof of MAGA hypocrisy when it comes to free speech.

Trump mentioned free speech during his inauguration and issued an executive order "restoring freedom of speech and ending federal censorship."

Yet, he is on record of wanting to pull ABC's license and today issued a threat to MSNBC, CNN and Rachel Maddow.

In the thread about that, I asked several posters a simple question: Do you support free speech for MSNBC, CNN and Rachel Maddow?

But rather than just say yes or no, the whatabouts and deflections ensued.

Here are some of their responses to the thread and answers to my simple question:

HT

 

EternalShinyAndChrome

CaptainObvious1

Gepetto

easilyscan

https://encyclopedia.ushmm.org/content/en/article/nazi-propaganda-and-censorship

Straight out of the authoritarian playbook, folks.

There was none of this high-level rhetoric against Fox News, Newsmax, OAN, Alex Jones, etc., during the Biden administration.

Fox lost a lawsuit for it's fabrications regarding voting machines, and Jones got his ass kicked in court for his ridiculous Sandy Hook conspiracy theory, which he admitted to.

And this is what MAGA holds up as censoring free speech, that and kicking Trump off Twitter and Facebook fact-checking information, which it no longer does.

Kicking out users or controlling content on social media platforms is not violating free-speech rights.

These are private entities that aren't obligated to let their platforms become free-for-alls for misinformation. Newpapers aren't obligated to post all the letters to the editor they get.

There's a huge difference between private entities controlling who gets to use their platforms and the content they produce. Look no further than this forum for the rules regarding posting. Sure, you can say what you want. Trump started his own platform and says whatever he wants, and I support his right to do so.

Yet the MAGAs here can't say whether they support free speech in regard to media entities that don't report or opine in ways that pleases them.

I said early on in this thread that a sure sign that we're moving toward an autocracy is controlling or eliminating media, and not only has Trump threatened to do that, the MAGAs would be giddy if he did.

You guys validate my point with almost every post.

[Hardcore troubadour 14,427]

4 minutes ago, Death said:

Proof of MAGA hypocrisy when it comes to free speech.

Trump mentioned free speech during his inauguration and issued an executive order "restoring freedom of speech and ending federal censorship."

Yet, he is on record of wanting to pull ABC's license and today issued a threat to MSNBC, CNN and Rachel Maddow.

In the thread about that, I asked several posters a simple question: Do you support free speech for MSNBC, CNN and Rachel Maddow?

But rather than just say yes or no, the whatabouts and deflections ensued.

Here are some of their responses to the thread and answers to my simple question:

HT

 

EternalShinyAndChrome

CaptainObvious1

Gepetto

easilyscan

https://encyclopedia.ushmm.org/content/en/article/nazi-propaganda-and-censorship

Straight out of the authoritarian playbook, folks.

There was none of this high-level rhetoric against Fox News, Newsmax, OAN, Alex Jones, etc., during the Biden administration.

Fox lost a lawsuit for it's fabrications regarding voting machines, and Jones got his ass kicked in court for his ridiculous Sandy Hook conspiracy theory, which he admitted to.

And this is what MAGA holds up as censoring free speech, that and kicking Trump off Twitter and Facebook fact-checking information, which it no longer does.

Kicking out users or controlling content on social media platforms is not violating free-speech rights.

These are private entities that aren't obligated to let their platforms become free-for-alls for misinformation. Newpapers aren't obligated to post all the letters to the editor they get.

There's a huge difference between private entities controlling who gets to use their platforms and the content they produce. Look no further than this forum for the rules regarding posting. Sure, you can say what you want. Trump started his own platform and says whatever he wants, and I support his right to do so.

Yet the MAGAs here can't say whether they support free speech in regard to media entities that don't report or opine in ways that pleases them.

I said early on in this thread that a sure sign that we're moving toward an autocracy is controlling or eliminating media, and not only has Trump threatened to do that, the MAGAs would be giddy if he did.

You guys validate my point with almost every post.

Pity bump 

[Death 296]

Just now, Hardcore troubadour said:

Pity bump 

Still won't answer a simple question.

[seafoam1 2,617]

1 minute ago, Hardcore troubadour said:

Pity bump 

He's at the top of his TDS game. 

[Death 296]

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You've chosen to ignore content by seafoam1.

See, Peefoam is exercising his right to free speech in my thread, and I've chosen to ignore it, which isn't limiting his free speech.

It's my right to ignore him in my own thread - and everywhere else for that matter.

[seafoam1 2,617]

4 minutes ago, Death said:

See, Peefoam is exercising his right to free speech in my thread, and I've chosen to ignore it, which isn't limiting his free speech.

It's my right to ignore him in my own thread - and everywhere else for that matter.

Poor pimpledoosh is having another TDS meltdown while he is working so hard to defend liberal hate speech. 

[Reality 3,061]

32 minutes ago, Death said:

See, Peefoam is exercising his right to free speech in my thread, and I've chosen to ignore it, which isn't limiting his free speech.

It's my right to ignore him in my own thread - and everywhere else for that matter.

Lol, good job ignoring him.

[seafoam1 2,617]

1 minute ago, Reality said:

Lol, good job ignoring him.

80% of the time I post towards his topics, he replies by telling me he's ignoring me. 

 

[Voltaire 5,033]

MSNBC and other legacy media will live or die by their ability to stay financially solvent in a changing news environment. Its well known that this is a challenging time for all these legacy media sources. Whether they do last until the end of Trump's term or not will have nothing to do with Trump pulling the plug on them. It'll be because they lost enough viewers and advertisers to remain viable.

To me, Rachel Maddow is an insufferable POS on-air personality, but she has a job because she remains popular in her circles to her viewers. She's said just as bad, if not worse about him, and lied all through the Russian interference debacle. Trump isn't going to do anything more than vent.

[seafoam1 2,617]

12 minutes ago, Voltaire said:

MSNBC and other legacy media will live or die by their ability to stay financially solvent in a changing news environment. Its well known that this is a challenging time for all these legacy media sources. Whether they do last until the end of Trump's term or not will have nothing to do with Trump pulling the plug on them. It'll be because they lost enough viewers and advertisers to remain viable.

To me, Rachel Maddow is an insufferable POS on-air personality, but she has a job because she remains popular in her circles to her viewers. She's said just as bad, if not worse about him, and lied all through the Russian interference debacle. Trump isn't going to do anything more than vent.

The things she says are so over the  top though. I know CNN was down that road and they tried to change it up at least a little lately. And the show The View is Maddow dumb, but honestly, even the half normal liberals just had to stop. That lady is so stupid in what she says that I think her show is simply for the Rusty type of liberals in this country because they can't find friends who will engage in that type of ranting and they NEED to be engaged in it. 

[Voltaire 5,033]

6 minutes ago, seafoam1 said:

The things she says are so over the  top though. I know CNN was down that road and they tried to change it up at least a little lately. And the show The View is Maddow dumb, but honestly, even the half normal liberals just had to stop. That lady is so stupid in what she says that I think her show is simply for the Rusty type of liberals in this country because they can't find friends who will engage in that type of ranting and they NEED to be engaged in it. 

They turn their TDS to 11 and have kept it there 24/7/365 for ten years.  It sells to a certain Rusty-esque segment of the population that craves that sort of thing.

[seafoam1 2,617]

7 minutes ago, Voltaire said:

They turn their TDS to 11 and have kept it there 24/7/365 for ten years.  It sells to a certain Rusty-esque segment of the population that craves that sort of thing.

Seriously. Even when Trump was out of office they had nothing else they could focus on. Now that Biden is out of office, I don't give a crap about him unless somehow he gets back in the news for some real reason. He still deserves criticism, but the sooner he disappears into the darkness the better. 

[Voltaire 5,033]

5 minutes ago, seafoam1 said:

Seriously. Even when Trump was out of office they had nothing else they could focus on. Now that Biden is out of office, I don't give a crap about him unless somehow he gets back in the news for some real reason. He still deserves criticism, but the sooner he disappears into the darkness the better. 

Joe Biden was running on empty for the last four years, We won't hear from him again until news breaks that he's dead. An Olympic diver scoring a '10' will make a bigger splash going forward than Biden.

[Voltaire 5,033]

That was a good football game. Pass me a beer.

Thanks.

I'll get back to enjoying watching the autocracy happen now. 

My heart goes out to you all.

Taxi! Taxi!

 

[Death 296]

58 minutes ago, Voltaire said:

MSNBC and other legacy media will live or die by their ability to stay financially solvent in a changing news environment. Its well known that this is a challenging time for all these legacy media sources. Whether they do last until the end of Trump's term or not will have nothing to do with Trump pulling the plug on them. It'll be because they lost enough viewers and advertisers to remain viable.

To me, Rachel Maddow is an insufferable POS on-air personality, but she has a job because she remains popular in her circles to her viewers. She's said just as bad, if not worse about him, and lied all through the Russian interference debacle. Trump isn't going to do anything more than vent.

She's a really great journalist who digs into to some fascinating history about this country's fascist past and makes MAGA so uncomfortable that Trump gets unhinged and unpresidential as she returns to rip him five nights a week. 

This country needs Rachel Maddow to counterbalance the conspiracy- and autocracy-loving, right-wing, Trump-boot-licking media being weaponized to turn our country into the dictorship with which you've grown comfortable and see as your safe space.

But that's not going to happen, because Americans, real Americans, won't tolerate it.

 

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[Voltaire 5,033]

1 minute ago, Death said:

She's a really great journalist who digs into to some fascinating history about this country's fascist past and makes MAGA so uncomfortable that Trump gets unhinged and unpresidential as she returns to rip him five nights a week. 

This country needs Rachel Maddow to counterbalance the conspiracy- and autocracy-loving, right-wing, Trump-boot-licking media being weaponized to turn our country into the dictorship with which you've grown comfortable and see as your safe space.

But that's not going to happen, because Americans, real Americans, won't tolerate it.

 

The reason I don't tune in because I'm not retarded.

I've been too busy enjoying watching the country heal and recover and all our intransigent problems get solved. Tell us when the autocracy kicks in and I'll keep you updated when Putin's nuclear bombs rain down since Justin isn't around. I'll keep an eye out for bigfoot for you too.

Hey, did you see that Venezuelan gang getting busted on MSNBC today? Probably not.