The History Of Liberals

[easilyscan 773]

History began some 12,000 years ago. Humans existed as members of small bands of nomadic hunter/gatherers.  They lived on deer in the mountains during the summer & would go to the coast & live on fish & lobster in winter. The 2 most important events in all of history were the invention of beer & the invention of the wheel.

 

The wheel was invented to get man to the beer. These were the foundation of modern civilization & together were the catalyst for the splitting of humanity into 2 distinct subgroups:

 

Liberals & Conservatives. Once beer was discovered it required grain , & that was the beginning of agriculture. Neither the glass bottle nor aluminum can were invented yet, so they just stayed close to the brewery. That's how villages were formed.

Some men spent their days tracking & killing animals to BBQ at night while they were drinking beer.

 

This was the beginning of what is known as "The Conservative movement." Other men who were weaker & less skilled at hunting learned to live off the conservatives by showing up for the nightly B-B-Q's & doing the sewing, fetching & hair dressing. This was the beginning of the Liberal movement. Some of these liberal men eventually evolved into women.

 

The rest became known as 'girleymen, homosexuals, trans, etc

Another tranny thread!

 

Some noteworthy liberal achievements include the domestication of cats, the invention of group therapy, group hugs, & the concept of democratic voting to decide how to divide the meat & beer that conservatives provided. Over the years conservatives came to be symbolized by the largest, most powerful land animal on earth, the elephant.

 

Liberals are symbolized by the jackass.

 

Modern liberals like imported beer (with lime added), but most prefer white wine or imported bottled water. They eat raw fish. Sushi, tofu, & french food are standard liberal fare. Another interesting revolutionary side note: Most of their women have higher testosterone levels than their men. Most social workers, personal injury attorneys, journalists, dreamers in hollywood & group therapists are liberals.

 

Liberals invented the designated hitter rule because it wasn't "fair" to make the pitcher also bat.

 

Conservatives drink domestic beer. They eat red meat . Conservatives are big-game hunters, rodeo cowboys, lumberjacks, construction workers, firemen, medical doctors, police officers, corporate executives, soldiers, athletes & generally anyone who works productively outside government.

 

Conservatives who own companies hire other conservatives who want to work for a living. Liberals produce little or nothing. They like to "govern" the producers & decide what to do with the production. Liberals believe europeans are more enlightened than Americans. That is why most of the liberals remained in Europe when conservatives were coming to America.

 

They crept in after the Wild West was tame & created a business of trying to get MORE for nothing.

 

Here ends today's lesson 

[EternalShinyAndChrome 3,698]

100% Fact and confirmed thru archeological evidence and ancient writings.

[edjr 6,525]

When I was in my late 20s, before I started posting here, I knew nothing of politics (still really don’t) I had no clue what a Republican or Democrat meant. I asked my Grandfather, owned his own business his whole life.

Papa, can you explain what an R and a D is.

He said “republicans work for what they have and democrats want it for free”

Nailed it.  RIP papa. you taught me one thing.

[jerryskids 6,402]

I heard this was originally a book in the Bible, but a liberal pope deleted it.  

[BunnysBastatrds 2,216]

 Thank you for the beer Nomadic hunter/gatherers for the beer 

[edjr 6,525]

11 minutes ago, jerryskids said:

I heard this was originally a book in the Bible, but a liberal pope deleted it.  

and Sinead O’Connor deleted him

[Frozenbeernuts 1,986]

Liberals have been getting whipped on here, but it want them to understand that I put Bush in the same category of disdain as Obama and Clinton. They have all been in on it.

[Herbivore 1,103]

I expect you're going for comedy here which is fine. Not funny, but fine. I liken this to the "if you are not a liberal when you're young" line Conservatives like so much. Essentially something that makes idiots feel smart.

[EternalShinyAndChrome 3,698]

Just now, Herbivore said:

I expect you're going for comedy here which is fine. Not funny, but fine. I liken this to the "if you are not a liberal when you're young" line Conservatives like so much. Essentially something that makes idiots feel smart.

We get it. Being the brunt of jokes isn't funny to you, but when its "the other guys" it's hilarious.

[easilyscan 773]

1 minute ago, Herbivore said:

I expect you're going for comedy here which is fine. 

I'm not sure how you could see it as anything other than comedy ?

 

[seafoam1 2,685]

34 minutes ago, BunnysBastatrds said:

 Thank you for the beer Nomadic hunter/gatherers for the beer 

I never have said this before but...."Word." 

[seafoam1 2,685]

15 minutes ago, Herbivore said:

I expect you're going for comedy here which is fine. Not funny, but fine. I liken this to the "if you are not a liberal when you're young" line Conservatives like so much. Essentially something that makes idiots feel smart.

Oh. You feel smart? 

[Herbivore 1,103]

6 minutes ago, easilyscan said:

I'm not sure how you could see it as anything other than comedy ?

 

I don't usually like to put too many words in other peoples mouths. Also, in the attempt for comedy it includes a lot of "look at me". Which goes back to my point in my 1st post, you're "comedy" is an attempt to make you feel better about your dumb selves.

[seafoam1 2,685]

1 minute ago, Herbivore said:

 "look at me".

Yeah. I think everyone gets it. Move on.

[EternalShinyAndChrome 3,698]

32 minutes ago, Herbivore said:

I don't usually like to put too many words in other peoples mouths. Also, in the attempt for comedy it includes a lot of "look at me". Which goes back to my point in my 1st post, you're "comedy" is an attempt to make you feel better about your dumb selves.

You must be a real hoot at parties. 

[League Champion 1,895]

Why are Liberal Men so feminine? 

[The Real timschochet 5,947]

Is eating raw fish supposed to be wimpy now? Because I love a good Omakase meal. I also love oysters. 
Doesn’t keep me from loving a good steak as well. 
 

And what the fock is wrong with owning cats? My cat will kick your dog’s ass. 

[EternalShinyAndChrome 3,698]

1 hour ago, League Champion said:

Why are Liberal Men so feminine? 

Liberal men are also called "women", so that's why.

[weepaws 3,101]

48 minutes ago, EternalShinyAndChrome said:

Liberal men are also called "women", so that's why.

Only in the Flag porn you watch.   Indeed 

[seafoam1 2,685]

53 minutes ago, EternalShinyAndChrome said:

Liberal men are also called "women", so that's why.

It's funny, cause all liberal women, want to be men. 

Head spinning type of logic on the left. None of them want to be what they were born as. 

[Dizkneelande 1,055]

liberals don’t exist in 2025, especially not liberal men. They’re just trying to hide the fact that they are cultural Stalinists and/or insecure and suffer clinical depression because their wives are leftist hags. All they do all day is whine and make fools of themselves. They are also too stupid to self reflect. 

[EternalShinyAndChrome 3,698]

22 minutes ago, Dizkneelande said:

liberals don’t exist in 2025, especially not liberal men. They’re just trying to hide the fact that they are cultural Stalinists and/or insecure and suffer clinical depression because their wives are leftist hags. All they do all day is whine and make fools of themselves. They are also too stupid to self reflect. 

Boom!  

This guy gets it. 

[seafoam1 2,685]

15 hours ago, The Real timschochet said:

Is eating raw fish supposed to be wimpy now? Because I love a good Omakase meal. I also love oysters. 
Doesn’t keep me from loving a good steak as well. 
 

And what the fock is wrong with owning cats? My cat will kick your dog’s ass. 

Yeah. You are feminine x10. 

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22 hours ago, The Real timschochet said:

Is eating raw fish supposed to be wimpy now? Because I love a good Omakase meal. I also love oysters. 
Doesn’t keep me from loving a good steak as well. 
 

And what the fock is wrong with owning cats? My cat will kick your dog’s ass. 

It doesn't appear there are very many meals you don't enjoy.  

No way your cat beats my boy, he's 135lbs.  Maybe you meant your wife?  She's at least double his weight.  

[Hardcore troubadour 14,649]

11 hours ago, Dizkneelande said:

liberals don’t exist in 2025, especially not liberal men. They’re just trying to hide the fact that they are cultural Stalinists and/or insecure and suffer clinical depression because their wives are leftist hags. All they do all day is whine and make fools of themselves. They are also too stupid to self reflect. 

It looks that way. These are guys that can’t much poontang so they latch on to the first one they can get and toe the line. It destroys them inside.