It’s Sunday So That’s HangDay In The Big Easy

[BunnysBastatrds 2,244]

 Back in the eighteenth century, we would hang bad guys on Sunday mornings in Jackson Square in front of the St Louis Cathedral (second oldest cathedral in the US.) people would load up the family and have lunch after mass and watch the hangings. After the hangings, they would have the duels between gentlemen. If you slapped a man and challenged him to a duel, it happened on Sunday in Jackson Square. Anyone who’s been to New.Orleans knows where I’m coming from. 
 

My all time favorite story about duels, was this drunken sailor that was at the Abstienth bar behind the cathedral. They call it pirates cove area. A must if you come here. So this sailor guy gets drunk and bumps into a wife and knocks her to the ground. He helps her up apologizing perfuseli. The husband  challenges him to a duel. He accepted and said death by harpooning at thirty feet. The husband was freaking out as he was thinking swords or pistols. Wish I could have been there. It didn’t end pretty.

I want to challenge one of you to a duel
 

 

[jbycho 482]

15 minutes ago, BunnysBastatrds said:

 Back in the eighteenth century, we would hang bad guys on Sunday mornings in Jackson Square in front of the St Louis Cathedral (second oldest cathedral in the US.) people would load up the family and have lunch after mass and watch the hangings. After the hangings, they would have the duels between gentlemen. If you slapped a man and challenged him to a duel, it happened on Sunday in Jackson Square. Anyone who’s been to New.Orleans knows where I’m coming from. 
 

My all time favorite story about duels, was this drunken sailor that was at the Abstienth bar behind the cathedral. They call it pirates cove area. A must if you come here. So this sailor guy gets drunk and bumps into a wife and knocks her to the ground. He helps her up apologizing perfuseli. The husband  challenges him to a duel. He accepted and said death by harpooning at thirty feet. The husband was freaking out as he was thinking swords or pistols. Wish I could have been there. It didn’t end pretty.

I want to challenge one of you to a duel
 

 

 

[The Real timschochet 6,144]

As it turns out I am here. First time. 

[jbycho 482]

53 minutes ago, The Real timschochet said:

As it turns out I am here. First time. 

No one cares. 

[The Real timschochet 6,144]

2 minutes ago, jbycho said:

No one cares. 

I can’t even keep track of all rhe times you’ve responded to my posts with “no one cares”. Obviously YOU care. 

[jbycho 482]

3 minutes ago, The Real timschochet said:

I can’t even keep track of all rhe times you’ve responded to my posts with “no one cares”. Obviously YOU care. 

I don't ask for your response. I just point out the facts. You can move along now Sally. 

[BunnysBastatrds 2,244]

God fawking damnt!!! Can’t we have a fun thread without all this fawking nonsense???

[The Real timschochet 6,144]

I’m at Preservation Hall tonight to hear some classic jazz. Really looking forward to this. 

[easilyscan 809]

8 hours ago, jbycho said:

 

Nice!

[jbycho 482]

3 minutes ago, easilyscan said:

Nice!

And go figure, he didn't kill anyone on the set. Alec Baldwin is mad. 

[BunnysBastatrds 2,244]

42 minutes ago, The Real timschochet said:

I’m at Preservation Hall tonight to hear some classic jazz. Really looking forward to this. 

Nice. Why didn’t you tell me you were in town??? After you leave Preservation Hall, there’s two must on Saturday and Sunday nights on Bourbon Street. There is this one bar in four or five hundred block. I’m bashing my head right now trying to remember its name. I think it’s The Corner Bar.Across the street is a darker beautiful place with a lot of history. Sunday nights are blues nights.Man ole man ive heard some incredible sets the4e. One night I just happened to go there, late eighties, and Keith Richard’s and John Lee Hooker. Phenomenal. Also, on Sunday nights Pat O’Briens does dueling pianos.Two incredible pianist/singers. There’s one more must on Sundays in the Quarter at night. The Goldsmith bar.Second oldest bar in America.A piano player takes requests.Have fun my brother.

[The Real timschochet 6,144]

5 minutes ago, BunnysBastatrds said:

Nice. Why didn’t you tell me you were in town??? After you leave Preservation Hall, there’s two must on Saturday and Sunday nights on Bourbon Street. There is this one bar in four or five hundred block. I’m bashing my head right now trying to remember its name. I think it’s The Corner Bar.Across the street is a darker beautiful place with a lot of history. Sunday nights are blues nights.Man ole man ive heard some incredible sets the4e. One night I just happened to go there, late eighties, and Keith Richard’s and John Lee Hooker. Phenomenal. Also, on Sunday nights Pat O’Briens does dueling pianos.Two incredible pianist/singers. There’s one more must on Sundays in the Quarter at night. The Goldsmith bar.Second oldest bar in America.A piano player takes requests.Have fun my brother.

Thank you. Gotta say that was one of the best concerts I’ve ever seen, 6 old dudes doing Dixieland, all experts, just incredible 

[seafoam1 2,746]

1 hour ago, The Real timschochet said:

Thank you. Gotta say that was one of the best concerts I’ve ever seen, 6 old dudes doing Dixieland, all experts, just incredible 

"6 old dudes." Sounds like the best thing you have ever enjoyed in your life. Only if creepy joe had been there you would have died happily having him sooth you.  

[The Real timschochet 6,144]

I tried turtle soup with sherry! Delicious! 

[The Real timschochet 6,144]

Also tried fried alligator. That was OK. Tasted like chicken. 

[BunnysBastatrds 2,244]

1 hour ago, The Real timschochet said:

I tried turtle soup with sherry! Delicious! 

 Nice. What restaurant? I eat mine without the sherry. Alligator is pretty good. I make a mean alligator sauce pican and jambalaya with  Cajun jalapeño chilly cornbread. Instant panty dropper.

 If you are still in the big sleazy, a must for lunch is the BEST poor-boy sammich in the city. Central Grocery on Decatur at the end of the Quarter. Two must haves,, the roast beef with with EXTRA gravy dressed and a half muffelata. Enjoy your time here. The rain looks likes finally getting past us.

[The Real timschochet 6,144]

3 minutes ago, BunnysBastatrds said:

 Nice. What restaurant? I eat mine without the sherry. Alligator is pretty good. I make a mean alligator sauce pican and jambalaya with  Cajun jalapeño chilly cornbread. Instant panty dropper.

 If you are still in the big sleazy, a must for lunch is the BEST poor-boy sammich in the city. Central Grocery on Decatur at the end of the Quarter. Two must haves,, the roast beef with with EXTRA gravy dressed and a half muffelata. Enjoy your time here. The rain looks likes finally getting past us.

Wel’ll be here all week. Dinner at Antoine’s tonight. Lunch at Dooky Chase tomorrow. Commanders Palace Friday.

The soup was at a Sunday buffet off of Bourbon. 

[Engorgeous George 2,009]

23 hours ago, BunnysBastatrds said:

 Back in the eighteenth century, we would hang bad guys on Sunday mornings in Jackson Square in front of the St Louis Cathedral (second oldest cathedral in the US.) people would load up the family and have lunch after mass and watch the hangings. After the hangings, they would have the duels between gentlemen. If you slapped a man and challenged him to a duel, it happened on Sunday in Jackson Square. Anyone who’s been to New.Orleans knows where I’m coming from. 
 

My all time favorite story about duels, was this drunken sailor that was at the Abstienth bar behind the cathedral. They call it pirates cove area. A must if you come here. So this sailor guy gets drunk and bumps into a wife and knocks her to the ground. He helps her up apologizing perfuseli. The husband  challenges him to a duel. He accepted and said death by harpooning at thirty feet. The husband was freaking out as he was thinking swords or pistols. Wish I could have been there. It didn’t end pretty.

I want to challenge one of you to a duel
 

 

Careful.  As demonstrated by your bit of history it is the challenged person who gets to pick weapons.  Therefore be selective in who you challenge.

[BunnysBastatrds 2,244]

49 minutes ago, Engorgeous George said:

Careful.  As demonstrated by your bit of history it is the challenged person who gets to pick weapons.  Therefore be selective in who you challenge.

 You baby yous. Pick your poison.

[Engorgeous George 2,009]

Clampoons...similar to harpoons but used on giant clams.  Either that or good scotch, we keep doing shots until one of us perishes, or at least passes out and pisses themselves.

[BunnysBastatrds 2,244]

2 hours ago, The Real timschochet said:

Wel’ll be here all week. Dinner at Antoine’s tonight. Lunch at Dooky Chase tomorrow. Commanders Palace Friday.

The soup was at a Sunday buffet off of Bourbon. 

 Aww man that’s the way to do it .here. All week? Nice. I wish sometimes I haven’t lived here my whole life and could experience and explore city for the first time. All week. Where do I begin. Go on a swamp tour. Feed the alligators big marshmallows. Go swimming with them. It’s a kick in ass. You take an airboat tpand enjoy the swamp. 
 

Two musts in the Quarter are the two separate groups tours. One is the BooZ Crawl. Five of the most important bars in the Quarter and they sell you the there signature drinks. And the haunted history tour at night.Very fun.Tipiitinas is a must for bands. Dr. John’s legend was born there as was countless others, like Professor Long Hair. Incredible venue. The only one that rivaled it was CBGB’s in manhattan.

  Reafast must is The Cofy shop or the Gumbo Shop. I fawkingcredible. Masperos for lunch. And my all time favorite restaurant in da city, Jacques Imos restaurant on Maple St in in the Carolton area before it intersects with St. Charles Ave. There’s a bar/raw oysters place place Cooter Browns that has more beers from every country on the planet. Across the street is a true New Orleans gem.   Chamillia Grill. Incredible breakfast, old school diner. The cool thing about those two places, is you can jump on the street car from your hotel downtown and ride it all the way to the river. In my opinion, it’s the most beautiful street in America. 

 

 Also, there is a parade tomorrow in the Quarter. It’s the Krewe Of April Fools Day. It’s a parody parade of political satire and current events. Great time to be here. If you need anything, PM me and I can help you with anything. I’ll send you my phone number immediately. And also this message is for all of my brothers and sisters here. Just ask for my phone number and you will have a guardian angel looking over your shoulder.

[Bier Meister 1,640]

2 hours ago, The Real timschochet said:

Wel’ll be here all week. Dinner at Antoine’s tonight. Lunch at Dooky Chase tomorrow. Commanders Palace Friday.

The soup was at a Sunday buffet off of Bourbon. 

I like the place's you've mentioned.

 

a handful of my other favorites:

luke

august

Jacques Imos

galatoire's

felix's

arnaud's

cochon

while du mond is iconic, café beignet is better imo

[The Real timschochet 6,144]

12 minutes ago, BunnysBastatrds said:

 Aww man that’s the way to do it .here. All week? Nice. I wish sometimes I haven’t lived here my whole life and could experience and explore city for the first time. All week. Where do I begin. Go on a swamp tour. Feed the alligators big marshmallows. Go swimming with them. It’s a kick in ass. You take an airboat tpand enjoy the swamp. 
 

Two musts in the Quarter are the two separate groups tours. One is the BooZ Crawl. Five of the most important bars in the Quarter and they sell you the there signature drinks. And the haunted history tour at night.Very fun.Tipiitinas is a must for bands. Dr. John’s legend was born there as was countless others, like Professor Long Hair. Incredible venue. The only one that rivaled it was CBGB’s in manhattan.

  Reafast must is The Cofy shop or the Gumbo Shop. I fawkingcredible. Masperos for lunch. And my all time favorite restaurant in da city, Jacques Imos restaurant on Maple St in in the Carolton area before it intersects with St. Charles Ave. There’s a bar/raw oysters place place Cooter Browns that has more beers from every country on the planet. Across the street is a true New Orleans gem.   Chamillia Grill. Incredible breakfast, old school diner. The cool thing about those two places, is you can jump on the street car from your hotel downtown and ride it all the way to the river. In my opinion, it’s the most beautiful street in America. 

 

 Also, there is a parade tomorrow in the Quarter. It’s the Krewe Of April Fools Day. It’s a parody parade of political satire and current events. Great time to be here. If you need anything, PM me and I can help you with anything. I’ll send you my phone number immediately. And also this message is for all of my brothers and sisters here. Just ask for my phone number and you will have a guardian angel looking over your shoulder.

Very nice of you. 
 

1. Can’t really go on the booz tour as my wife is many years sober, though I have tried a few drinks including the Grenade. 

2. Tipitina’s and the Spotted Cat are both on my list. 

3. I am trying out a muffaletta sandwich at Serio’s. Excellent!  

 

[seafoam1 2,746]

24 minutes ago, The Real timschochet said:

Very nice of you. 
 

1. Can’t really go on the booz tour as my wife is many years sober, though I have tried a few drinks including the Grenade. 

2. Tipitina’s and the Spotted Cat are both on my list. 

3. I am trying out a muffaletta sandwich at Serio’s. Excellent!  

 

You may wanna watch the carbs big guy. 

[BunnysBastatrds 2,244]

 I love when people are in town for the first time. Especially in April and October. Beautiful weather. The riverboat Natchez is very interesting as you go there miles down to the mighty Mississippi and back where you dock by the bridge. The aquarium of the Americas is right there. They have the Gulf of Americas exhibit.  Very fun town.

[The Real timschochet 6,144]

Wow, I am on Freshman Street, the music here is unbelievable, so much better than Bourbon Street: 

Live blues at Aldofos

Old Time Dixieland jazz at The Spotted Cat

Now about to hear some contemporary jazz at Snug Harbor: a band called Trumpet Mafia. 
 

Just incredible music here.

 

[BunnysBastatrds 2,244]

1 hour ago, The Real timschochet said:

Wow, I am on Freshman Street, the music here is unbelievable, so much better than Bourbon Street: 

Live blues at Aldofos

Old Time Dixieland jazz at The Spotted Cat

Now about to hear some contemporary jazz at Snug Harbor: a band called Trumpet Mafia. 
 

Just incredible music here.

 

 So very glad you and the Ms’s are enjoying your time here. Warms my heart to know. If y’all are at that end of the Quarter past Esplanades Ave, cross over to the Marigny.area past Decatur and Elysian Fields. There is a brazilllian music bar Cafe Brazil. Fascinating drummers and Latin flamingo dancing. A MUST! 

[The Real timschochet 6,144]

33 minutes ago, BunnysBastatrds said:

 So very glad you and the Ms’s are enjoying your time here. Warms my heart to know. If y’all are at that end of the Quarter past Esplanades Ave, cross over to the Marigny.area past Decatur and Elysian Fields. There is a brazilllian music bar Cafe Brazil. Fascinating drummers and Latin flamingo dancing. A MUST! 

That sounds awesome. We may go there tomorrow night 

[BunnysBastatrds 2,244]

 Enjoy my friend. I just remembered a few others tonight. I’ll keep you posted and updated 

[Engorgeous George 2,009]

12 hours ago, BunnysBastatrds said:

 Enjoy my friend. I just remembered a few others tonight. I’ll keep you posted and updated 

You are quite the ambassador for your City.  Sounds like you found your home.