Rafael Devers starts season 0 for 19 with 15 strikeouts

[seafoam1 2,749]

Focking OUCH. And, he's their designated HITTER. 

 

Career stats

Year Year	Team Team	GP Games played	AB At bats	R Runs	H Hits	RBI Runs batted in	BB Walks	SO Strikeouts	Avg Batting average
2025	Red Sox	5	19	0	0	1	4	15	.000

[weepaws 3,128]

Life changing news.  

[Tebok 226]

Kind of like you and your lame attempts at posting.

All L's.

[seafoam1 2,749]

22 minutes ago, Tebok said:

Kind of like you and your lame attempts at posting.

All L's.

Poor pimpledoosh. You really have been hurting lately haven't you? 

You are now turning into a weepypaws type weirdo. TDS must hurt. 

[posty 2,581]

35 minutes ago, Tebok said:

Kind of like you and your lame attempts at posting.

All L's.

LOL.  Yup…

[seafoam1 2,749]

5 minutes ago, posty said:

LOL.  Yup…

"Yup". Beaky buzzard chimes in. What a dumbass.  

 

[Thornton Melon 601]

I wonder if he'll have more strikeouts this season than any pitcher has ever thrown. He's on pace for 486. Seems it would be easy to hit 383 

[Hardcore troubadour 14,792]

Fat. Anyone looking to pay Vlad a fortune should take heed. 

[MDC 7,024]

1 hour ago, Tebok said:

Kind of like you and your lame attempts at posting.

All L's.

 

[jbycho 485]

That has to suck. I bet the guy can't sleep at night. It's another version of having the yips. 

[EternalShinyAndChrome 3,756]

Who is Racheal Deavers?

[jbycho 485]

8 hours ago, Tebok said:

Kind of like you and your lame attempts at posting.

All L's.

Poor rusty. I've reduced the blue hair bltch to mush. 

[avoiding injuries 1,476]

I’m hoping this slump lasts for at least two more games. 
He’s going to get out of it eventually. 

[seafoam1 2,749]

9 minutes ago, avoiding injuries said:

I’m hoping this slump lasts for at least two more games. 
He’s going to get out of it eventually. 

Yep. He probably will. And they can't sit him. That would be the worst thing they could do. 

[Hawkeye21 2,340]

He needs the torpedo bat.

[Hardcore troubadour 14,792]

He needs slim fast 

[supermike80 1,761]

Wow...thats crazy

[steeler6 12]

Tony Gwynn had 15 strike outs in 585 ABs in 1995. 

[posty 2,581]

5 hours ago, steeler6 said:

Tony Gwynn had 15 strike outs in 585 ABs in 1995. 

I saw that as well…. Just incredible…

[Thornton Melon 601]

1 hour ago, posty said:

I saw that as well…. Just incredible…

Joe Sewell laughs....

[posty 2,581]

This thread didn’t age well…

[supermike80 1,761]

1 hour ago, posty said:

This thread didn’t age well…

Hes batting .087 right now dummy.  

[seafoam1 2,749]

1 hour ago, posty said:

This thread didn’t age well…

Kind of like you and your boyfriend. 

[Tebok 226]

Better than your strikeout record with trannies.

[seafoam1 2,749]

4 minutes ago, Tebok said:

Better than your strikeout record with trannies.

You always hits a homerun with the trannies. Pimpledoosh is very popular with the male cross-dressers. 

[Tebok 226]

Peefoam sits restlessly in his mom's basement, obsessing over what strangers have to say on a low-rent, lightly trafficked message board, dreaming of having a morbidly obese girlfriend that puts up with his childishness because she's bored with finger ramming her fish hole. 

[seafoam1 2,749]

4 hours ago, Tebok said:

Peefoam sits restlessly in his mom's basement, obsessing over what strangers have to say on a low-rent, lightly trafficked message board, dreaming of having a morbidly obese girlfriend that puts up with his childishness because she's bored with finger ramming her fish hole. 

Pimpledoosh being yet another pee guy. 

How many times in your 30 years pimpledoosh on this site, along with your many dozens of aliases and 100s of thousands of posts here, and doing nothing else in your life, have you used that old "sitting in mom's basement on a low rent, lightly trafficked message board" schtick comment? You are literally the epitome of that imagery. You poor little weasel. You sound exactly like mdcack.

It's fun to point out the truth.